#scarlettsiren

[maulthots]

platoapproved replied to your post: …her vagina…..ate……him?

I already knew what this was gonna be about even before i read the tag. JUST ACCEPT THAT IT’S A WEIRD BOOK WHERE WEIRD THINGS HAPPEN.

sebstanstears replied to your post: …her vagina…..ate……him?

EXCELLENT. I WAS SO WEIRDED OUT TOO BUT JUST. IT IS GREAT JUST KEEP READING.

explosivemarbles replied to your post: …her vagina…..ate……him?

Some gods like knocking people with hammers, other gods like eating people with their vaginas, I mean, everybody has their own thing… (favorite book, oh yes.)

scarlettsiren replied to your post: …her vagina…..ate……him?

Yuuuuuuup. It’s an…interesting scene.

thatdeathlessdeath replied to your post: …her vagina…..ate……him?

Oh lord… American Gods. My favorite book. What a time.

I went to bed immediately after that happened, but I can tell you that I am very very very interested in this book now

[jazzymbf]

Happy birthday Dearie! Hope you had a good day! <3

Thank you so much! I did :)

[mordvarg]

I'm so sorry about your bun- it's such a hard choice to make even when we know that it's the best, and it certainly doesn't make it hurt less. Do something nice for yourself when you think of it <3

thank you bb. ♥

[dustandhalos]

First batch of commissions!

From top: Crowley for scarlettsiren, Reverse!verse Sam for celestialsam, S7!Cas for bendydicks, Dean+Batman for dickraisin, and OC Zendra for sirenwithcoldbuttcheeks. Thanks for commissioning!

[jazzymbf]

scarlettsiren replied to your photo:Wonder which finger I usually wear my ring on...

I have that too >_<

ha I guess it comes with wearing it every day since I was 17 huh? If I didnt  love this ring so much the callus would bother me more lol

[jazzymbf]

scarlettsiren replied to your video “Jazzy the begging horse”

"You are nothing to me without treats" - every horse ever.

This could also be used to describe my goat, my rabbit and both of my dogs. The alpaca likes treats but not like them. lol

[ao3feed-destiel]

The Bodyguard

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1kWf7Y5

by ScarlettSiren

Dean Winchester is a former Secret Service agent who has moved on to working in the private sector since being disgraced from his prior position. He's provided security for everyone from the president to archbishops, but if there's one thing he studiously avoids, it's Hollywood celebs. Enter Castiel Milton, arguably the most popular male singer of the hour; he's been topping the charts for years and his recent film debut has people talking about an Oscar nomination. But when it becomes clear that Castiel and his seven-year-old adopted daughter, Anna, are in danger, Dean sets aside his prejudice to take the job. He expected Castiel to be a diva, expected the man to hate him and threaten to fire him at every turn, he expected to find the pop-star to be insufferable, needy and whiny... but what he didn't expect was to fall in love with him. [AU based on the film 'The Bodyguard']

Words: 9992, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Adam Milligan, Joshua (Supernatural), Michael (John Winchester), Anna Milton, Balthazar (Supernatural), Cliff (J2's Bodyguard)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Bodyguard, Alternate Universe - Popstar

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/1kWf7Y5

[nowwheresmynut]

scarlettsiren replied to your post “im thinking of buying my bridesmaid dress online without trying it on...”

What store? I've ordered from many an online clothes shop

ive ordered from this one but like

shirts ahaha

its a brazilian website :)