@scene-88 asked for legolas and gimli for the brotp meme!
who steals french fries off the other’s plate
Legolas, the little thief.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
Gimli! He thinks it’s hilarious, but Legolas never lets him get far.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
I literally can’t decide, I can see it both ways. I mean, Gimli’s dad already had to bust out of Legolas’s dad’s prison, so I think having Legolas in Gimli’s prison would be hilarious, and then Gimli has to bust him out. But at the same, I can just imagine Legolas’s absolute exasperation when Gimli contacts him from prison. Both are priceless.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
Gimli. Legolas doesn’t really care either way.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights
Legolas starts them, but Gimli usually wins.
aaand since I cut two of the more romantic questions here’s some bonus ones from me:
Legolas invites Gimli over to hang out all the time, and Thranduil hates it, he has to tolerate it. When Gimli finally has Legolas come over, Gloin throws a FIT.
Gimli always cries during sad movies. Legolas makes fun of him, until they watch Les Mis together for the first time and the tables turn.