#scglitch

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Emilia: Glitch-- /sighs/ 

Emilia: Since he's not going to answer, Aubrey hates robots, Glitch hates aristocrats. I guess that's a plausible answer...?

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Glitch: I'm th' best worker robot there is!

Mo: Y' sure 'bout that, kid? Y' seem t' do more errands than workin'. Errands are a servin' robot thing, y' kn--

Glitch: GET THE FUCK OUT.

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Emila: Hey! I'm not the only one!

Glitch: Yea, yea, Mo's pretty fuckin' scary when pissed.

Emilia: Mo? He doesn't seem like the kind of guy to get angry.

Glitch: Sure as hell he fuckin' does. He has two kinds of angry: angry with me and angry with everyone else. When he's angry wi' me he's yellin' and not threatenin' Th' latter is when 'e's all quiet and real intimidatin' and Jesus Chriiiiist it's scary.

Emilia: Huh. Bodie hardly gets angry but it's only when he's worried about me.

Glitch: Sounds like 'im alright. Brother 'n sister love and that shit.

Emilia: Shut up. Anyway Aubrey--

Glitch: She's all bark n' no bite! I don't get why her servants wet their trousers when she's runnin' her mouth.

Emilia: That's because they don't want to get fired. It's like how we are with Rasa and Lima.

Glitch: 'Ey, they don't even have to be pissed to be really fuckin' scary.

Emilia: Exactly.

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Glitch: We're fuckin' robots! Not some toy for tippin' the velvet. 

*[[In the 19th century the definition of gay was a woman who was a prostitute. A gay man was a male who had sex with lots of women (most often times prostitutes).

Also "tip the velvet" is a euphemism for going down on a woman.]]

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I'm gettin' tired of people askin' if I was made by that creepy old Doc! I'm not the crow. (Don't tell Oblio I said that)

Rasa n' Lima made me, and that's the babe ruth.

The old man's in the bucket anyway.

[[babe ruth=truth bucket and pail=jail]]