#schewpid

[hustparovoz]

there was a goddamn terrorist attack in one of the malls in Moscow (I live in Moscow) and I'm trying not to be nervous but this is absolutely fucked up I hate my country🦅

me and my friends (I want to be with them :( )

[undecimber-of-joy]

I know it's jokes but I hate this post bc louis was literally CRYING about wanting babies and all lestat could say was i'm your family louis :( And when louis took matters into his own hands & brought a baby home lestat took one look and went ew, kill it.

[airplaner]

Flyin to da city

[utopiawife]

THEN MAYBE U SHOULD HAVE COMMUNICATED THAT TO HER MEMPHIS

[thoriffix]

: 0 its 1am for you? time zone buddies!

time zone buddies!

[utopiawife]

this alliance is not gonna be here in a couple of weeks

[idiotloci]

Death Becomes Her is kind of a FRUK variant if you think about it. I've only seen the musical so sorry if this is Off but hear me out

one is extremely beautiful, energetic, lively, dramatic, and unashamedly horny. glamour and talent (skill with a veneer of effortlessness hiding the exhaustion and turmoil). assumed foolish and shallow. top tier ragebaiters

the other is a longtime friend of theirs who resents how often they're reminded of that fact, a cartoon nerd who cleans up more nicely than expected. very easily ragebaited into snapping bc they have a temper like the daintiest dryest weakest twig. intelligence that goes out the window the second they're over 2% anger.

cannot enter the same room without going over and fighting like stray cats. nevertheless will drift to the other's side when around mixed company. I can't stand this bitch, but if I had to stand any bitch in the room at least I know what I'm in for with this person.

the two fight to should-be-fatal results, verbally mentally and physically, and honestly they're pretty delighted and horned up about it when it happens

this freaks out The Hoes, who are cared for by them yes but not like they care about each other. it's so different that it's a new feeling no language has a word for yet. none of the lesser words as disgustingly complete as they'd need.

send them across universes, transmogrify them to be Different, set them up for success and sanity. the second they're introduced into each other's consciousness, you can never disentangle them. if you try, you will not succeed.

everything would be easier if they just got married and locked into a little pocket dimension where they can just kill each other and kill each other and kill each other. among other things on occasion.

Hey, Helen?

What.

I think... I'm your person.

Oh, no.

Admit it, Helen. You need me.

oh god

You like me.

I'd like you to stop.

YOU LOOOVE ME.

Enough time has passed

Let's swallow our pride

and try this again with time on our side

'Cause through all the years of fighting,

The baiting and switching,

The bitching and biting,

I've never stopped thinking of you.

Isn't that what people who've found each other's person do?

so yeah hey if you like one of these you'll probably like the other

[faerieconsort]

i should have charged my headphones