IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN ouhhhhh my g

like "genius loci," the spirit of a location, but theyre stupid. spent middle and high school into hetalia and rn I'm nostalgic for any reminder of a time of relative stability. adult, she/they, im so tired dude

[sawed-on-shotgun]

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

[ggghoulish]

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

[idiotloci]

the shit i need fruk to be saying and doing while still insisting they hate each other. do you see the vision. you need to. it's all I have.

[alt text: "I fuck and marry Katya. We also have two kids and we get married on my grandma's porch in June. We honeymoon in Russia and then Katya takes me to the Mattel vault and says 'pick one, babe,' and I pick the Russian Barbie and then Katya cries. And he looks even more beautiful when he cries." this is apparently what Trixie Mattel said when given the prompt fuck marry kill: Katya, Ginger, and Pearl. above it is a picture of Trixie and Katya in a prom photo pose kissing.]

[zayatshh]

Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️🌹

[idiotloci]

"oh france is so smooth" "francis is so suave and romantic" wrong. he pulls shit like This and arthur acquiesces because he's not just a pretty face and body and soul but because he's a fucking court jester and behind those tits lies the beating heart of a clown

[milodrawzz]

Historical France and England! Also Nyotalia versions!

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[freegiftjones]

reasons why doniverse arthur is one of the best characters of all time:

was removed from public life after he accidentally was caught calling thatcher a tosser on camera and he had to be given a new identity

lavender marriage with a random woman in the 1600s

boy mom of all time

had his very special christmas present to alfred printed on normal printer paper and not cardstock (prob asked matthew to do it for him)

wealthy homosexual recluse for hundred of years

had his ear re-pierced over and over again every time he died as a pirate

secret underground punk phase in the 80s which he doesnt tell anyone about but there are photos

went mad with power but we forgive him

subscribed to the new york times game app

inventor of the concept of co-parenting

has no idea the year he was born in

wore a handmade medallion from alfred in an important portrait that one time

still uses an oyster card in 2025

functionally retired bc he doesnt give a fuck anymore

maximalist

[idiotloci]

Death Becomes Her is kind of a FRUK variant if you think about it. I've only seen the musical so sorry if this is Off but hear me out

one is extremely beautiful, energetic, lively, dramatic, and unashamedly horny. glamour and talent (skill with a veneer of effortlessness hiding the exhaustion and turmoil). assumed foolish and shallow. top tier ragebaiters

the other is a longtime friend of theirs who resents how often they're reminded of that fact, a cartoon nerd who cleans up more nicely than expected. very easily ragebaited into snapping bc they have a temper like the daintiest dryest weakest twig. intelligence that goes out the window the second they're over 2% anger.

cannot enter the same room without going over and fighting like stray cats. nevertheless will drift to the other's side when around mixed company. I can't stand this bitch, but if I had to stand any bitch in the room at least I know what I'm in for with this person.

the two fight to should-be-fatal results, verbally mentally and physically, and honestly they're pretty delighted and horned up about it when it happens

this freaks out The Hoes, who are cared for by them yes but not like they care about each other. it's so different that it's a new feeling no language has a word for yet. none of the lesser words as disgustingly complete as they'd need.

send them across universes, transmogrify them to be Different, set them up for success and sanity. the second they're introduced into each other's consciousness, you can never disentangle them. if you try, you will not succeed.

everything would be easier if they just got married and locked into a little pocket dimension where they can just kill each other and kill each other and kill each other. among other things on occasion.

Hey, Helen?

What.

I think... I'm your person.

Oh, no.

Admit it, Helen. You need me.

oh god

You like me.

I'd like you to stop.

YOU LOOOVE ME.

Enough time has passed

Let's swallow our pride

and try this again with time on our side

'Cause through all the years of fighting,

The baiting and switching,

The bitching and biting,

I've never stopped thinking of you.

Isn't that what people who've found each other's person do?

so yeah hey if you like one of these you'll probably like the other

[brookebitch69]

lowkey one of the most affecting sentences i have ever read. I have never been able to get it out of my head and i dont understand what it is trying to convey at all.

[thenationclauseandothers]

one must understand that the nation clause is about the nature of humanity and how nothing can strip that humanity away from someone, at their core. you must understand it's about how the changing of a body or a life or a timeline does not stop someone from thinking and feeling and breathing. you must understand that it is at least a little about disability. you must also understand that it's about alfred f. jones going to a doctor and having his heartbeat match the melody of the star spangled banner