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@schluttforschlatt
Hello!!!
Im Lex! • (she/her/they) • mid 20s • earth sign if that matters lol
MDNI /CONTACT - I’m not comfortable engaging with anyone under 18
I love cats, tattoos, nature, and cars and these topics will be in some of my writing. I’ve had a lot of wild life experiences and will base some works on those. I also model and do music so some inspo might come from there as well :)
Master list
Will go here when ready :)
If you’re over 18 feel free to send asks/requests/dms :)
hey guys what if I like post the first part of assistant fic how terrible would that be
You’re the first account I’ve found that writes schlatt shit and I’ve never been more happy ily ily ily
Tysm angel :,))) I’m really trying to get more out THIS SUMMER so hopefully you’ll stick around :))))
Long time again no post
I wrote an assistant fic but genuinely dislike how it came out :((( for months I’ve been trying to rewrite and edit it into something I’d enjoy reading, but just end up rewriting it the same way every time and cannot figure out how to advance anything. I may post part 1, wait for feedback, then try and rewrite part 2 again. I’ve been stuck in the WORST writing block I’ve had since high school and know I just NEED to put something out there to get over it but it’s been like a year and that’s hard :,))))
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look yall I keep saying I’m gonna post and then I forget and then some major life changing event happens and I lurk in the shadows for months but I PROMISE I WILL DELIVER
hi guys I’m sorry I disappeared life has been pretty crazy but I’m in the mood to write again!!! so hopefully something will be out soon (:
okay I lied I forgor to post the snippet lol I will post it tonight!!! (If I don’t forget again!!!!!!)
okay I lied again
I keep editing and rewriting the same damn scene
One day it’ll be posted lmao
okay I lied I forgor to post the snippet lol I will post it tonight!!! (If I don’t forget again!!!!!!)
alright posting a snippet for Schlatt x assistant reader tonight I thinks 🥳
hi hi hi long time no fic updates or anything - I’ve been super busy since February and haven’t had a lot of free time to write, so everything is coming along… slowly. BUT!!!!!!! I WILL have a second part to Japan, the next chapter of bartender, AND an assistant fic coming soon :3 I’ve been working on all 3 in pieces and completely scrapped my original Japan pt 2 update bc it went nowhere lmao but I’m alive! And these fics will be alive again soon! <3
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thinking absolutely filthy things re: this photo 🤭
not arguing w a dude that has a big strong nose. whatever u say beautiful
just wanted to tell you that the Japan $4,000 dollar room fic was the best thing I’ve read in a while! Honestly, it was amazing!!❤️
ahhhhhh thank you so much!!!!!! this makes my lil heart so happy!!!! there WILL be a part 1.5 and part 2 coming out soonish 👀 ive just been really busy with school and work BUT!!! 1.5 is almost finished, i just keep going back and tweaking and editing bits and pieces bc idk what kind of resolution I actually want from it :3 but gen thank u!!!!! 🫶
"schlatt forced me to do this" (tumblr's version)
it's a good time to spread love! it was valentines day like ... a little bit ago, right?
so here are my favorite writers, and my favorite fics. each under a nice, neat little category for your viewing pleasure.
JSCHLATT
writers
@burdenandacrop, @memento-rory, @777nicetits
fics
plush obsessed gf x schlatt who punches them when she's not around by @schluttforschlatt *SO CUTE!
these hands can only be gentle by @burdenandacrop *most comforting fic i've ever read. dead dove do not eat fic.
do not disrespect my wife like that. by @amayalul *lore accurate and made me giggle + kick my feet.
angsty bully!schlatt fic by @memento-rory *this one because its ending satisfies me. girlboss reader.
my heart is buried in st. lucia by @memento-rory *being a jschlatt x reader fan and not reading st. lucia is like never reading harry potter. it's a classic. we all love it. we quote it. it is love. it is life. you are cultured if you have seen it and if you haven't go read it !! (ik jk rowling is shit but just the series itself.)
so drunk schlatt/ted can't recognize you by @memento-rory *silly and schlatt's is especially lore accurate. also i am biased towards rory. because rory gives cool older sibling of the jschlatt x reader community vibes.
big guy (headcanons) by @k4lenz *no i am NOT biased because kalen is my little australian buddy. these are cute and kalen just knows how to channel the schlatt voice.
chatting to schlatt's stream by @777nicetits *this is my favorite social media fic, the real users as chatters is just so cute and it felt SOO realistic. seeing a pattern of i like a fic the more realistic it is??
TED
writers
@k4lenz, and... yeah tbh. sorry ted lovahs!
fics
the boy! (headcanons) by @k4lenz *same reason for jschlatt one. has the voice. lore accurate stuff.
chatting on the pod by @phxntomsdusk *needed more ted fics and this one is just cute. really makes you feel like you're on the good ol' pod with The Boys.
it's all a romcom by @obsessivestar *my introduction to ted fics and a GREAT ONE tbh?? suggested by @the-slimebox
SLIMECICLE
writers
@slimeypaws + @lanadoeswriting !!
fics
athlete!charlie x nerd!reader by @slimeypaws *my favorite charlie!au
we could build a home (we could play pretend) by @fullofgutsndopamine *started my charlie obsession!
streamer headcanons by @lanadoeswriting *inspired "you're a part time lover + a full time friend"!
mathteacher!charlie x englishteacher!reader by @slcmml, who's now @slimeypaws *SOO CUTE AND WIHT THE STUDENTS SENDING THE NOTES AHHH
spiderman!charlie x gnbestfriend!reader by @p3achslimes *THIS also got me into charlie omg omg i lvoe this au it's so charlie coded peach has my heart for this one.
and, as is customary, i challenge @slimeypaws and @k4lenz!! to do this. muahhah. good luck!! :D
Not arguing with a guy that has big beautiful brown eyes. Whatever you say, gorgeous
