summary → y/n wakes up at 3am and finds schlatt gaming instead of sleeping next to her.
The room was dark when you woke up.
For a second you stayed half asleep, reaching across the bed automatically until your hand hit cold sheets instead of Schlatt.
You frowned slightly, blinking sleep from your eyes before sitting up.
The apartment was quiet except for the faint clicking of keyboard keys coming from the other room.
Of course.
You pushed the blankets off and shuffled out of bed, still tired enough that your legs felt heavy.
The hallway light was off, the only glow coming from his office.
Schlatt sat at his desk with his headset on, monitor lighting up the room in blue. He looked up the second he heard you walk in.
His expression softened immediately.
“Hey sweetheart” he said quietly. “Why are you awake?”
You rubbed at one eye tiredly, hair messy from sleep. One of his old shirts hung off your frame with a pair of shorts barely visible underneath.
“Woke up and you weren’t there” you mumbled.
“M’sorry” he said quietly. “Just couldn’t sleep.”
You walked over slowly, still half asleep, and stopped beside his chair.
Schlatt looked at you for a second before patting his lap lightly.
The second you climbed into it, his arm wrapped around your waist automatically, pulling you against his chest while he adjusted his headset off one ear.
You tucked your face into his neck immediately, warm and sleepy.
His hand rubbed slowly up and down your back while the game continued quietly on the monitor.
“You gonna come back to bed soon?” you asked after a minute.
“Yeah” he murmured, pressing a kiss against your temple. “In a little.”
You nodded slightly, already drifting off again against him.
A few minutes later your breathing evened out completely, asleep in his lap while he sat there with one arm around you.
Schlatt glanced down at you before quietly muttering, “Yeah, alright.”
He shut his game off first, then his PC, the room going quieter immediately.
Carefully, so he wouldn’t wake you, he slid his arms underneath you and stood up.
You stirred slightly against his chest but didn’t wake up as he walked over to your shared room.
He pulled the blankets back with one hand before laying you down gently, climbing in right after you.
The second he settled beside you, you moved toward him instinctively in your sleep.
He let out a quiet breath through his nose before wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you against his chest, pressing a kiss to your head.
⠀ ⠀ ⓘ gifs by @notschlatt // photos from pinterest
playlist : better dig two, the band perry // drunk on you, luke bryan // play it again, luke bryan // what was i thinkin, dierks bentley // simple man, lynyrd skynyrd // johnny & june, heidi newfield // farmer's daughter, rodney atkins // devil's backbone, the civil wars // country girl, luke bryan // strawberry wine, deanna carter // big green tractor, jason aldean // cowboy like me, taylor swift
a combination of sfw and nsfw hc below the cut.
farmer!schlatt smells like dirt, wood chips and something rich you've never been able to place.
farmer!schlatt's favorite nicknames to call you are darlin, sweetheart, and honey. sometimes he calls you ‘kid’ but old habits die hard.
farmer!schlatt whose favorite place to kiss you is on your forehead. sweet but efficient.
farmer!schlatt lets you decorate the log cabin you both live in, however you want. as long as his girl is happy. he loves how you're able to liven the place up.
farmer!schlatt takes you to his favorite fishing hole, showing you where he's spent most of his time. tells you that he doesn't even fish half the time, just likes the view of the water.
farmer!schlatt loves nothing more than to sit around a bonfire with you. puts his big hands on your hips and places you in the center of his lap, his arms snaking around your waist. the intensity of the flame is nothing compared to what he makes you feel.
farmer!schlatt is an amazing cook, not to mention, most of his vegetables that he grew himself. there's something about hard work that makes it taste better. he loves getting to cook for you, showing you with action how much he loves you.
farmer!schlatt’s favorite times are when he wakes up, sunshining through the curtains. your body curled into his, your head is placed on his chest, softly sleeping. these mornings are his favorite, because he gets to admire you.
it's not uncommon for farmer!schlatt to surprise you with a bouquet of wildflowers, he picked for you on the way home. a myriad of purples, blues and yellows that now decorate the vase in the middle of your dining table.
farmer!schlatt is the ceo of overstimulation, looooves getting to see you squirm for him. of course, if that's what you want. but he can get a little sadistic with it.
i hope you're comfortable with riding faces because it's almost non-negotiable with him. (unless u r genuinely uncomfortable) farmer!schlatt wants you riding those chops, like your life depends on it. wants his face to be drenched, and god forbid if you try to hover? he's grabbing your thighs, ass, hips, whatever he can get his hands on, and pulling you down. if he dies like this, he'll die happy.
while farmer!schlatt is literally so grateful to have you in any position, his favorite is when you're on top. loves being able to see every little face you make, gets to admire your body, grabbing your boobs, your hips, your thighs.
farmer!schlatt will fuck you literally anywhere. in the truck, on the couch, on the counter, in the barn. he doesn't give a fuck, if you're willing, he will.
farmer!schlatt who loves nothing more than getting between your thighs. getting his mustache wet with your juices. licking and sucking on your clit, and fucking your hole with his tongue like his life depends on it.
Schlatt x gn!reader
Summary: a cute moment with Schlatt at a baseball game
A/N: This is just a cute quick little thing I threw together in 30 minutes to get back into the swing of writing
The crowds are packed as you make your way into the stadium, clinging tightly onto Schlatt's arm as he barrels through the crowds, keeping an eye on you as you cut through the sea of people to make sure you don't get swallowed up by it. Making your way through finally, you let him drag you through the stadium, smiling happily and saying hi to the excited fans as they scramble in to find seats, watching your boyfriend grumble as he pulls you along.
A few people clearly recognise him, stopping and pointing and whispering to themselves as you trot down the stairs to some seats, somewhere near third base. He slinks down in his chair and pulls his hat down a bit, trying to hide himself as the crowd shuffles in, relaxing slightly when he feels you slip a hand around his shoulder.
The more people that slot in around you the more Schlatt relaxes, the older couples or parents with kids a much safer bet to be sitting around than the younger folks pointing you out earlier. It wasn't that he didn't like his fans, but he was hear with you, and he wanted to keep it that way.
You try your best to keep up with the game as it goes, you're much more into football than you are baseball, but you know the basics. You cheer when Schlatt does, boo when he does, blending into the sea of excited Yankee fans around you as you pick up their cues of how the game is going. So far it was proving to be a good night, the Yankees were doing pretty good which meant a happy Schlatt and by turn a happy you.
As you're sitting, sipping your drink, just after the fourth inning, talking to Schlatt as he shows you something on his phone, people around you suddenly start to murmur excitedly. You look up confused, looking down at the diamond to see what's happening, to find it still bare. The cheering gets louder as suddenly someone behind you is tapping you on the back, the unknown person pointing to the corner of the stadium where the large screen is set up, Schlatt and your faces broadcasted with big bold letters underneath it.
Kiss Cam.
You nudge Schlatt as you laugh softly, getting his attention and pointing up at the screen, cringing when the second he lifts his head the cheers noticeably get louder. You know that some people are just excited about this mid game show, but others undoubtably recognise him.
You see him blush hard as he tucks his phone away into his pocket, slinking down again into his chair as he shakes his head, cringing again when a few people boo playfully.
"Come on," you tease as you tug his sleeve, getting him to face you, "don't be a baby." You pull the cap off his head as you beam up at him, running your hand through his hair and pulling him down towards you, connecting your lips as you hold the cap up in the direction of the camera, blocking yourselves from view. You hear people around you cheer as you two kiss, your lips locked together as you feel Schlatt's hand snake down to gently touch your waist, giving you a gentle squeeze as he tilts his head into the kiss.
You pull apart eventually, laughing soft and breathy against his lips as you see the red covering his face, feeling him whisper a soft I love you against your temple as he presses his lips there, taking his cap from you and settles it back on his head, shrinking into his seat as he finally spots the camera, glaring at it as you lean into his side.
1✨- denying schlatt an orgasm. he loves to get you overstimulated to the point where you can’t see straight or think properly and when you can’t hold it anymore, he makes you wait….but tonight you getting your own pay back. watching him squirm and whine under you while begging to let him cum gives you that rush of power that you know schlatt gets when he does this to you…it’s so addicting maybe you should dominate more often….
2❤️- schlatt loves girls in skirts or dresses. he loves the way you look when you are wearing a pretty little skirt when he takes you out. he can’t help but show you off a little and maybe just maybe when your not looking sneak a glimpse of what’s up your skirt. he can’t wait to take you home and lift up that skirt and fuck you senseless. to his surprise though, you knew this was gonna happen. so you didn’t wear any panties.
3💦- schlatt will cum anywhere. but his favorite place is your face. epically after he just got done face fucking you for acting like a brat and talking back. he has you pinned to the bed, abusing your throat when your tongue does that one thing that sends him over the edge. he quickly pulls out of your mouth groaning loudly as his warm cum spews from his cock and onto your face…getting it all over and messing up your makeup (if your wearing any) then after he cums he puts it back into your mouth starting up again.
4👅 & 5😋- schlatt is a MUNCH! he loves to eat pussy. epically if you had a bad day at work. you come home frustrated and slightly hurt from a stressful day at work and he asks you what he can do to make you feel better. you look at him with a smirk and telling eyes and he knows exactly what to do. next think you know, you’re arching your back and curling your toes moaning as schlatt’s eats you out. all the stress and frustration melts away as you give into the ecstasy you are feeling. your eyes are closed and you have a smile on your face. you give him sweet and encouraging praises to motivate him to keep going. but he’s not gonna stop until your absolutely satisfied…
6💪🏻- schlatt is so much bigger then you. he likes to remind you that he’s 6’3 and 250 pounds not just by telling you but by showing you too. when he’s feeling really dominant and powerful, he’ll push all his weight into you with every thrust making it feel like the wind is being knocked out of you. your moans are strained and your knuckles are white from gripping the bed sheets so tightly. his whole body envelops yours as a protective shield. he likes you like this. he likes making you feel small, like he has to protect you. he looks down at the moaning mess he has created and gives your forehead a kiss then smiles. he feels a sense of of possessiveness, protection and power
7😵💫- throat training. you haven’t deep throated before. been too scared it will hurt or fuck up your throat. schlatt was ok with taking it slow and letting you do what you can handle but he knows you can take it deeper and harder. so he’s been making you practice taking him deeper in your throat. he goes slow the first few days just taking it little by little. he knows he has a pretty big and thick cock, so he’s not gonna rush into anything out of the fear of making you uncomfortable and hurting you. but after a week you start getting better and more comfortable so he starts to step it up a notch. he starts to be a little more rough and faster. soon enough you get the hang of it and you can take his entire length down your throat. he’s so proud of you. he praises you as he watches your throat burgle with his cock.
8🥰- aftercare….aftercare is really important to you and schlatt. it doesn’t matter what type of sex you both just had he always needs a moment to cuddle with you and hold you close. as he holds you he strokes your hair out of your face. he kisses your forehead and peppers your face in kisses. he rubs you back gently in a comforting motion but can help but grab at your ass giving it a firm squeeze or a soft pat. he tells you how great you did and how much he loves you, loves being with you, holding you, protecting you etc. after just laying there for a few moments he finally gets up. sometimes he’ll go for a cigarette because he always has to have one after sex. or if you both just had some really intense messy sex he take you into the bathroom and you’ll both get a shower to clean up.
when schlatt moves to texas an unexpected storm leaves him with no where to go, will you offer up a room to your friend?
streamer reader x streamer schlatt
you had lived in texas since you attended college at texas a and m
orginally you went to ithica college, but you transfered during your sophmore year
you now had your own apartment as you were out of college
you knew a couple of other content creators who lived in the area, but not many
your closest friend, ted nivison, lived in los angeles, but you went to visit him every now and again
your phone rang, "gangnum style" blasting in your ears and groaned, you reached for your phone, only to be met with a picture of you and theodore from college freshman year
"i need your help guppie." teds face filled the screen and his dopey smile made you laugh
"you woke me up mr grouper." your nicknames came from the first time you got high together and decided to watch bubble guppies
"wakey wakey! does this fit look ok?" he set the camera down and walked away from the camera, he did a little spin before grabbing his phone again
"yes you look very fashionable theo. can i go back to sleep now?" ne nodded but very quickly realized he had something else to tell you
"wait really quick, remember schlatt? you met him during the lunch club era" you scanned your sleepy memory trying to remember this guy you probably met once.
"um, tall right? good looking?" ted nodded and laughed, sitting down at his desk
"glad to hear thats what you remember. anyways, im pretty sure hes moving out to Austin in the coming months, so you guys should talk cause he only knows a handfull of people out there." ted said
"cool. can i please sleep now." your tired brain did not care for this random man barely remember.
"yes, reach out to him ok?" he smiled at the camera
"yes theodore kennedy nivison junior. love you. byeeeee" and with that you ended the call.
you didnt really think about teds call all that much, untill around 3 months later you recieved a text from an unknown number
even though schlatt then tried ghosting you, ted finally convinced him to man up and keep talking to one of the few people living where he was soon moving
over the span of a month you two had been constantly talking, to the point where you were starting to consider him as one of your closest friends
you would facetime atleast once a day, text everyday, and you even streamed twice together on your account
you were getting very excited to have a new friend so close by
then came the storm.
you lived alone with your dog, and you knew your house would not be ready for this shit.
you stalked up on food, blankets, flashlights
basically anything you could get your hands on
and you bunkered down at your house with your dog, getting ready to thug the next few days out
you were scrolling on your phone, on the first night of the storm, power already out, house fucking freezing, and you see schlatt had posted on his snap story
you open it to find a video of him yelling outside of a completely dark marriot
screaming about how thats where he is supposed to be staying
and you were getting very worried, like your new friend who youve never met in person, might deadass freeze to death.
so you did what any caring soul like yourself would do
you swipe up on his story with your address and a follow up message saying "pull up to mi casa papi 🍆 "
and hope he would hurry so you could go to bed
around twenty minutes later you layed cuddled with your dog bundled in over ten blankets
when felt your house fucking shake with how hard schlatt was banging on your door
you walked downstairs, and opened the door, to a giant, shivering, and covered in snow schlatt, who you immediatly wrapped in a hug and dragged upstairs
"c'mon lets get you nice and warm." you brought him to your room where you turned your bed into a nice warm spot for him "i have some clothes for you, they were my brothers so they should fit" you smiled up at him
he hadnt said much yet and you could see the stress seeping through his face, he dropped his stuff and kinda just hugged you.
"you ok?" you laugh as he pulls away from the hug. he smiles sadly before sitting down on your bed
"ive been better ill be honest" he laughed quietly.
"some first day here huh?" you pat him on the back, trying to comfort him.
"you could say that. holy shit i thought that was a stuffed animal" he says looking at your dog
"go change dumbass, bathrooms on the right" you watch as schlatt takes the clothes and walks to your bathroom, you think you even hearhim flick on the light switch.
"do you want a flashlight?" you yell out to him, to which you get a small "please" back in return, you laugh and leave a flashlight infront of the door
you get comfy in the small sofa in your room, as schlatt was not going to fit on it, and your other bedroom was turned into your office. but you didnt mind him taking the bed
he came out of the bathroom minutes later and quietly shut the door behind him when he turned around he was looking at you kinda funny
you began to ask what was wrong before he cut you off "absolutely not, im not kicking you off your bed, get up" he towered over you on the sofa
"schlatt shut the fuck up, your not fitting on this thing, i barely do."
"you have a king size bed, were sharing, me you and that oddly stuffed animal looking dog c'mon get a move on" he got into the bed and waited for you and your dof to follow him
you laughed and made your way over, your dog following closely behind. you flop down onto the bed and look at the man laying next to you
"crazy this is the first time we're meeting" he says getting comfy
you lay another blanket on the both of you as your dog jumps up on the bed and lays between the two of you "im glad ted introduced us" you take a moment to inspect him
you two had called on discord many times and FaceTimed, but nothing lived up to the real thing.
