#school edition

[anonymoosen]

I SAW THIS ON WHATSAPP AND-

REBLOG AND SHOW UR VERSION IF U WANNA! TAG UR MUTUALS TOO IF U WANT :3

HERES MINE:

(Okay actually maybe I did sleep in class but I forgot lolll fjdkfkdkfk)

[jeweledfaith]

Reformation: The Chronicles of the Organics (School Edition) (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/258316503-reformation-the-chronicles-of-the-organics-school?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=DarkhorseKC&wp_originator=IeU71j2EYeL1etkMAllUurYGrFnEIer5%2BNFXRMw%2Br0J44UTu4ysX5oDZlTsJVAQWbO%2FMOTihrd%2F0CTKFq7fZN4ImlhIa8EWzNU8qTZO1LIXLUPp41RgxjPOla7GWZEm8 This edition has been censored to be enjoyed by minors under the age of eighteen. Because of some situations that may be considered too much for younger viewers, I recommend this for children at the minimum age of thirteen to read this.

[cometomecosette]

A long time ago, just after the Les Mis School Edition was first made available, I remember reading a review of one of the first high school productions of the show in the US. Apparently, the production opened with a modern teenage boy onstage playing basketball, but then finding a discarded copy of Hugo’s novel on the ground, opening it out of curiosity, and becoming engrossed. The rest of the show was portrayed as his experience of reading the novel. If I remember correctly, he sat at the side of the stage reading the book throughout, and bowed with the Amis during the curtain calls.

It’s an interesting idea. I can see where the directors were coming from, wanting to provide an accessible “hook” for the high school audience and to send a “reading is cool”/“the classics aren’t boring” message.

But how would that framing device fit with the changes the musical makes from the novel? Somehow, we were supposed to believe this boy found an edition of the Brick which opens with Valjean in prison instead of with the Bishop, which has no Petit Gervais or Gillenormand, where Fantine is fired from the factory by a lecherous foreman, where she dies peacefully before Javert barges into her room, where Éponine is idealized and knows Marius before he meets Cosette, where Marius and Cosette meet only a day before the barricades, etc., etc. Where could that edition have come from, I wonder? :)

[univcrsefactory]

pen or pencil? blue or black ink? paper books or electronic books? history or geography? cookies or fruits as snacks? a rainy or a sunny day for studying? library or room? maths or science? swimming or running? lacrosse or baseball? self catered or canteen food? flash cards or notebooks?

[disgustingng]

American psycho: the musical, school edition: - curtain - ‘you are what you wear’ on repeat for 2 hrs - bows -

[frogbabey726]

The cast list has been out for five days and we’ve already had two rehearsals and I still am in shock at the fact that I’m going to be playing Kate Monster for the next three months 

[stuff-and-shenanigans]

me: *can’t decide what triggers me more: Heathers the Musical, or school editions of musicals that shouldn’t get watered down school editions*

Universe: *does THIS*

[joy-the-vamp]

The Signs as Things I Have Heard at School

Aries: Help! I am getting attacked by gingers!

Taurus: *reading what the title of the biology worksheet* "Who's the daddy?" Oh god, now I have to kinkshame our teacher

Gemini: *kid in my class talking to his bro*Hey, Alex, I want a snake for Valentine's Day! "Well, I have a gigantic 'snake' just for you. Wanna see it?"

Cancer: *bloodcurdling screaming from down the hallway*

Leo: He cries lowfat stawberry milk

Virgo: Get ready for the bake n shake mistake!

Libra: If you don't stop playing Quidditch in the kitchen, I will throw a hot pan at you!

Scorpio: Don't go calling me gay, John, while you're eating that breadstick while looking Travis in the eye!

Sagittarius: Please don't kill Fred this time.

Capricorn: *while hiding behind their desk as the janitor swings a broom at the bee* BEE gone! ×10

Aquarius: You're a food whore!

Pisces: *my math teacher talking about food and briefly mentioning a refrigerator* And that's how you get a girl to love you! *Boy who was half listening* "You buy them a refrigerator?"