Clap your hands everybody
Everybody just clap your hands
Now keep it on, this’s our story
Always in the corner of the classroom hangin’ his head
Just accepting his fate--that’s Haru
Moping around like his life is over
Mood gloomy, always on his own
There’s a song only we three can sing
And that’s how we start, c’mon everybody say ho! (ho!)
School’s really nothing but trouble
Or at least it used to be, but it’s changing
With us three’s matching timing and rhyming
We’re always the strongest, to the beat yo (yo)
I’ve got the punchlines for Hirorin’s jokes
And I’ve got the punchlines for Ryota’s jokes, too
Together we three can do anything
Morning day night [Doutonbori Divers] we’re never apart
Throw ya hands in the air
Needless stuff? We just don’t care
We three just gotta be a trio
Whatever happens we’ll be alright
We three make Doutonbori Divers
Keep on rocking all year ‘round
Ok (ok) alright (alright)
Everybody go wild all day long
[Hirorin] Manzai (sketches) [Ryota] the strongest (trio)
[Haru] We share our destiny (like dominos)
[Hirorin] Haru’s got the punchlines for all our jokes
[Ryota] We’re a (perfect) triangle
[Haru] Don’t be suspicious of our perfect teamwork
[Ryota] If the funny man’s the forward then Haru’s a keeper
[Haru] If we’re together it’ll be okay
[Hirorin] We need him, he’s our compass
I always thought that no fun lasts forever
But now everything’s changing
Hirorin and Ryota, my best friends--
When I’m with them nothing can scare me
Throw ya hands in the air
Needless stuff? We just don’t care
We three together are gonna take the top
Keep on to the break of dawn
Throw ya hands in the air
Needless stuff? We just don’t care
We three just gotta be a trio
Whatever happens we’ll be alright
We three make Doutonbori Divers
Keep on rocking all year ‘round
Ok (ok) alright (alright)
Everybody go wild all day long
We three’re a perfect combination
Always goin’ at it like this
Pile on the jokes and the best punchlines
[Hirorin] Hi everyone! I’m Hirorin!
[Haru] I’m Haru! And together we are…
[Free-for-all] Doutonbori Divers!
[Haru] No, we weren’t together at all!
Throw ya hands in the air
Needless stuff? We just don’t care
We three just gotta be a trio
Whatever happens we’ll be alright
We three make Doutonbori Divers
Keep on rocking all year ‘round
Ok (ok) alright (alright)
Everybody go wild all day long
Clap your hands everybody
Everybody just clap your hands
Now keep it on, this’s our story
These are the breaks (one time)
Clap your hands everybody
Everybody just clap your hands
Now keep it on, we’re Doutonbori Divers
