#school shenanigans

[emberphoenixisgoingtolivee]

during my politics paper,

i got sent to the wrong room (i was in a different room for access arrangements)

someone set off the fire alarm right at the start so everyone had to stop

a giant spider crawled across my neck and onto my arm and i had to get an invigilator to flick it off

i almost misspelled "this" as "shit"

i needed to pee about halfway through the 2hr exam

someone set off the fire alarm AGAIN

i had the song dead gay son from heathers stuck in my head the whole time

and i was fifteen minutes late finishing because my entire exam didn't print

[metalfork]

The 6th graders discovered I like bad things and they've started showering me with art. Gosh they're so cool

[extra-extra-unhinged]

Had a field trip today and my teacher gave us a lecture. So here’s some of my favorite stuff he said (context: we took the subway):

“You’re all mature teenagers. You don’t need me telling you that you shouldn’t fuck with homeless people.”

“I don’t feel like fighting a homeless man today so don’t try anything.” ”You’re all responsible for your friends. One of you goes missing and the rest of you are getting kidnapped with then.” ”It’s a performance. Don’t be disrespectful. Don’t try and be Timothee Chalamet or I will punch someone.”

“Youve all been on the subway. You know what it’s like and I don’t want to treat you like babies.” “For the last time, I am not going to give you a propeller hat and a lollipop if you do something good. Buy it yourself.”

“If one of you brings your phones I will post an embarrassing selfie of myself on Instagram.”

“Don’t try and go home. I will find you and drag you back to school.”

“For the last time. If you’re gonna buy crack from a homeless man don’t do it in front of me.”

“This is the city. You are a random tribute from a district. The homeless people are your competitors.” (???)

[i-am-a-radioactive-paperclip]

today in school i got hailed as the 'wasp whisperer'. a wasp came in our classroom and inspired this exact scene first thing in the morning:

student 1: look out! there's a bee in the room! student 2: it's a fucking wasp you idiot! and it looks angry! wasp: *buzzing around, crashes into a ceiling fan at full speed, possibly dies, and lands on one of my friends* my friend: *yelling unintelligibly, manages to shake off the wasp* the class: *descends into pure chaos* the wasp, causer of said chaos: *apparently not dead, sticks to the bag* me, to some of my male friends: you all project so much bravado, so go on and take the wasp out! said friends: *yelling just to increase the chaos and also from fear* me: oh for god's sake me: *takes the bag with the wasp outside, shakes the bag to shoo the wasp off, runs back inside because it's very angry now* my class: *very surprised, hails me as the wasp whisperer*

keep in mind we're all fourteen years old stuck in a room without adult supervision here

today was fun

[art3rnis]

chat…💔 I was just overhearing a conversation between two girls and my science teacher about the mandalorian. It basically went like this:

girl one: “god, when the mandalorian took off his helmet??”

girl two: “ik right, Pedro pascal is SO hot”

science teacher (a middle aged, bald, white dude with a wife and kids): “get in line, sister, he’s mine”

anything BUT science in this class, istg

[shatteredsimp]

AP world bonus drawing

We had a bonus 'question' on a test to draw a troubadour (musician basically) wooing a classy lady and I took that as an invitation.

HORRIBLY RUSHED I FEAR...

@darkmuffinstudios - Radio

@galacii-gallery - Shattered

Do you think my teacher will count this...?

[someoneelsepx]

At lunch in school a while back the fact that I think Master Hand is hot somehow got brought up and this one kid who is younger than me and looks like a 30 year old lumberjack knew who I was talking about and said "bro he's like 50 feet long" and I love how that's the only issue he saw with that lmfao

[t0nn1x]

To the moots who see me posting rn- not to be vague but I am in distress and I’m not doing this again