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Claude: Teach! In five years I guarantee I'll be your second husband!

Beres: What happened to my first?

Claude: Nothing anyone can prove.

Judith: I have the greatest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Claude: You forgot me in a parking lot last week.

Judith: I did that on purpose.

Claude: If I die my funerals gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Hilda: "if"

Marianne: Great, one of the only parties I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

Flayn: People underestimate me!

Ignatz: That must be nice. No one estimates me at all. They just say, "Oh, look at that boy. I have no estimates about him."

Hilda: There was a bunny in the market today, eating all the flowers

Raphael: haha u go lil bun, fight the power!

Marianne: Live the dream, small friend...

Felix: A criminal.

Sylvain: Do you think dogs have different accents for their barks when they’re from different countries?

Dimitri: I see where you're coming from, but -

Felix, lying wide-eyed and staring at the ceiling: It's 3 in the morning and if you BOTH don't shut the fuck up I will kill you.

Hilda: You're mad at me, aren't you?

Holst: Not mad, just disappointed.

Hilda: oH COME ON EVERYONE KNOWS THATS SO MUCH WORSE

Dimitri: Why is the oven not heating? Is it broken? Did we forget to pay the bill?

Sylvain: Of course we paid the gas bill. I remember because it ended with a 69 and we high fived.

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