Alright, not a dumb relative but a dumb me: a couple years ago I got off work and picked up some food for me n the roommate on my way home. As I was getting out of the car, heard a really really loud sound, wasn't sure what was going on, but knew my shit was about to get wrecked. Instead of moving away from the noise, my first thought was 'protect the food, roommate hasn't eaten all day ' proceeded to shield food with my body as an entire tree falls down two inches behind my car. All I'm saying is nicky has definitely died protecting food. Probably food he got specifically for Joe.
You’re a hero and a credit to your nation 🎖️
Joe, wearing bunny slippers and a bathrobe, sitting on the curb and eating his still warm, barely-squished fries as he waits for Nicky to wake up: You won’t believe this habibi, McDonald’s changed their recipe again.
