LIVIN LIKE A BUG AIN'T EASY

Roz/Maya - 27 -she/her - ISTJ - Leo

[xehanortsreport]

Happy Dust Biting, Folks

[belpop]

Falling from grace

[acepresso]

Why are toothbrushes so big

Like does anyone actually find most adult sized toothbrushes comfortable to use

[acepresso]

I went out to buy a hat today and when I looked at the clearance section it was mostly red hats.

I think that people are so repulsed by MAGA hats that they’re refusing to buy regular red hats.

[acepresso]

Seahorse nails!  The edges need cleaned up obvs, I’ll get to it.

I’ve bullied @knettering into painting a few seahorse themed tattoo designs for me.  I can’t afford to get the tattoo quite yet, but I CAN afford to do my nails with this cute seahorse pattern stamp right now!

[13th-hokage]

Please…

[fabelyn]

I’m a sucker for characters who see troubled kids in dangerous situations and basically go “they need parents, guess that’s me now”

[nancybongwater-deactivated20230]

steve minecraft: hm. i need to eat something

steve: (takes out four coocked chickens)

steve: JDKFKAKFNWAJDJDBHEJDEJIDDJSJDJFJSJCIDJSNDKCDMAMIDJSJFNJSKNFNFxjcj.

JJGJSNDNSJZKWOROYODKJSNDJFKSIDJJDENEJUSIDFNENSNJDJDJDNENEEJEDJDJ.

JFDJDJSKDKGMXJKWKRTIEKDWJKDMFMENEKKFDKSMSMMEWKDKODKDMSSKKDKDK.

FOGKEORKYKKDKCKEOXKEMxAOSCOKFKEKFGISJSNDJFJFJNRNDJQORORIEIWURJDUD.

[feministism]

[grimeclown]

im joking off

[grimeclown]

busting a gut

[stinkbuks]

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

[heartless-skies]

I’m vaping with

Millennials

[fuks]

[ratkingreject]

sometimes youtube comments are complete garbage and then there are comments like this

[lovelyslimebois]

Drop the link op!!??

[ratkingreject]

here you go!

warning: it is absolutely not what you’re expecting

[headspace-hotel]

as if i could possibly be expecting anything at all based on just that comment

[dankmemeuniversity]

[andyheckbody-deactivated2020042]

[belpop]

scars and such

[acepresso]

every episode of beat bobby flay

competitor: i make the best shrimp ramen in the world

bobby: i've literally never heard of a shrimp or a ramen but i'm going to look at what he's doing

competitor: every day i hand-make noodles according to a 2000-some year old recipe passed down directly from jesus christ himself

bobby: i'm gonna put in some tomatillos and corn

the ladies who are just there to heckle bobby i guess: fuck you bobby flay

the judges: wow i can't even tell who made which but this shrimp ramen that is literally actually huevos rancheros is the clear winner

bobby: lol i win again

[skarchomp]

Big if true