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Giving birth and being born brings us into the essence of creation, where the human spirit is courageous and bold and the body, a miracle of wisdom. The body is such a perfect miracle. Giving birth to a life is one of the greatest responsibilities that a human can go through. The light in me will see the light in the world. #yogamom #maternity #momtobe #sciencegals #sciencemom #yogi #yogini #yogainspiration #yogainspiration #wisdom #life #pregnant #pregnancy #born #premedmom
Science Gals Talk Show-Episode Two
(The very long awaited second episode! <3 )
Steph: HEY! IS MY SHIELD DONE YET WOMAN!?
Toni: As a matter of fact...yes! Follow me! *evil grin* I put it inside this beautiful case! *flips on light* And...
Steph: WHAT! DID! YOU! DO! TO! MY! SHIELD!
Toni: I gave you a make over...*flips on other light* and here is your matching suit!
Steph: I'm going to strangle you now! *chases Toni*
Toni: *runs away* JARVIS!
JARVIS: How can I be assistance, ma'am?
Toni: Make her stop chasing me!
JARVIS: I cannot assist you with this. I'm sorry, ma'am, but you are on your own. Goodbye.
Toni: WHAT? JARVIS COME BACK! *panics* DUMMY! PICK UP STEPH!
Dummy: *picks up Steph*
Toni: HA! *starts dancing/twerking in front of Steph* I'm so not donating you, Dummy!
Brynn: *walks into lab* What in the hell is all this noise? Toni what are you doing?
Toni: It's called twerking, youtube it!
Brynn: And why is Steph in Dummy's claw?
Steph: PUT! ME! DOWN!
Toni: ABSOLUTELY NOT-Don't test me Dummy! And she didn't like her new shield or new suit. *points to the display case* So that ungrateful whore *scowls at Steph* decided she was going to strangle me. So, I took the necessary precautions and had Dummy restrain her.
Brynn: *quizzical look, then starts laughing uncontrollably after looking at the display cases*
Steph: SHUT UP BRYNN! As soon as I get out of this I'm gonna hit you with that sad excuse for a shield!
Brynn: Now, now. Are you sure you want to see the other gal? A row with her isn't going to end well.
JARVIS: Ma'am, you have an incoming call from Mr.Potts, shall I take a message?
Toni: No, put him through.
Peter: Toni...Why did I get an alert from JARVIS about Steph trying to murder you? What did you do?
Toni: I was trying to do something nice for Steph, and she didn't appreciate it.
Peter: Do I need to come over there?
Toni: NO!
JARVIS: Yes!
Toni: JARVIS *glares at ceiling*...Shut up!
Steph: Put me down!
Peter: Dummy, put Steph down!
*Dummy goes to put Steph down*
Toni: Dummy, pick Steph up!
*Dummy pulls Steph up again*
Peter: Dummy, down!
*Dummy brings Steph down*
Toni:Dummy, up or I will dismantle you!
Steph: I'm gonna throw up!
Brynn and Toni: DON'T YOU DARE THROW UP ON THE SCIENCE!
Peter: DUMMY! DOWN! NOW!
*Dummy puts Steph down*
Toni: Dum-
Peter: Toni, no.
Steph: *Evil grin at Toni*
Toni: Shit. *calls suit and hides behind Brynn* HA! Get me now, bitch!
Peter: Your language is offensive!
Toni: FUCK YOU!
Peter: I'm sorry, what did you just say!?
Toni: Nothing! I love you!
Peter: That's what I thought.
Steph: Step asside, Brynn.
Toni: NO! *grabs Brynn's shirt*
Brynn: Now, now, children. That's enough.
Peter: Brynn, can you handle this?
Brynn: I may need some assistance.
Peter: Okay, be right there.
Toni: NO!! WHY BRYNN!? I'm definitely going to die now! I'm going to get stabbed in the neck with a knife.
Steph: Better yet...You see this?
Toni: Yeah, what about it? It's my electrode prong...
Steph: You know where its going?
Toni: No...? Do I want to know?
Steph: It's going...up...your...ass!
Toni: *Gasps and eyes bulge*
Brynn: No! Nothing is going up anyone's ass!
Peter: This is filthy.
Toni: *smirks* So should I tell them about the other night?
Peter: No, NO! That's enough!
Brynn: I'm sorry. I'm not saving you from Peter.
Toni: BUT! I thought we were science gals!
Brynn: I'll write a nice eulogy for you.
Claudia: *Drops down from ceiling nest* CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKERS! *Grabs Steph around waist and drags up to ceiling nest*
Everyone: *Stops* What the fuck?!
-End-
Science Gals Talk show Episode One!
Toni: Hey Brynn what’cha working on?!
Brynn: Hi Toni. I’m working on clothes that I can wear to hulk out in.
Toni: OHHHHH! Are they stretchy like spandex? ‘Cause you know that will definately help your ass look good when you Hulk out? ;P They have to be purple.
Steph: Toni, are you hitting on Brynn…?
Brynn: It’s got to be magic spand-WOAH! Hello Steph!
Toni: No, I’m trying to help a girl out…Brynn needs to get some ass!
Brynn: Get some ass? It’d be safer if I stay in the tower and work on this.
Toni: Ohhh no no no! Tonight we are going out! We’re gonna get drunk and have a good time!
Steph: I’m not taking care of the mess she makes if someone pisses her off…
Brynn: I don’t think getting drunk is a good idea. Who knows what might happen. The other gal might come out and we don’t need me ruining the city.
Steph: I hope your metal suit can withstand a she-hulk smash..
Toni: No one asked you Steph. Stop being the level headed one and all goody goody! And it can because you know who made it?…ME!
Steph: Of course I’ the level headed one…Who else would keep your dumbass in line?
Toni: Me dumbass! I’m a genius!!! Right Brynn!
Brynn: Toni, just because your suit can withstand the smash, doesn’t mean that everybody else can. You guys would have a hell of a time getting me to stop. And Steph said she wants another shield made so I have plenty to do today and couldn’t possibly have time to go out and drink, unless it’s coffee.
Toni: Blah fiiiiiiine! I gues I’ll help you build a shield for Spangly Pants. :P
Brynn: You work on the shield and I’ll try to figure out my hulk clothes.
Steph: OH NO NO! Knowing Toni she’ll make it go BOOM as soon as I touch it!
Toni: Alright sounds like a plan! And meeeee, do that? Never!!!
Steph: My ass.
Toni: I’m just going to get some blueberries and I’ll start working. And too bad Steph! I’m making it, and you’re going to like it!
Steph: Why don’t you get Pepper some strawberries while you’re at it? And just don’t make it look stupid!
Toni: HELL YEAH! *Fist pump*
Steph: I’lll hurt you!
Toni: Don’t worry Spangly Pants, it will be perfect!
Steph: I hate you.
Brynn: I think I got it! Now place nice children, I’m going to go change. *goes out of the room to change*
Steph: It’s not going to work.
Toni: Haha let’s see.
Steph: Why does it take so long!
Toni: It’s spandex, that’s why! HAHA
Brynn: *swearing from the bathroom as she tries to put it on*
Steph: Your ass is too big Brynn!
Toni: SO SHE DOES HAVE AN ASS! haha
Brynn: What do you guys think?
Toni: They look good!
Steph: Get it, Toni. Haha
Toni: Shut up, Steph! I hate you.
Brynn: Hey! The hostilities guys! Don’t make the other gal come out and stop you guys!
Toni: O.O
Steph: RUN
Brynn: I didn’t mean she was going to take over.
Toni: I know that, you have more control over her.
Steph: Riiiiight
Toni: -_____-
Brynn: I do have control! Do you see my eyes? They aren’t green, just my hair!
Toni: *smug grin* Seeeeee!
Steph: Yeah, yeah.
Brynn: Although…to truly know if this spandex works I do need the other girl to take over. Toni, do we have another one of those containment things like Nikki put Loki in? That would contain the other gal…most likely.
Toni: Yes I do! Follow me everyone!
Steph: Ya’ll are on your own. I’m going out.
Brynn: *follows Toni* Ahh! Time for the show. *Steps in*
Toni: Bye Steph, good riddance! :P And okay Brynn, yah need to hulk out now. Oh look, I know the trick! *takes electric prong and pokes her hard* :D
Brynn: *Hulks out and the spandex rips, a big hulk roar*
Steph: Cuz that’s humane Toni.
Toni: Ahh shit, it doesn’t work!! So…you need to work more on them. I’ll see if I can help you after I make Steph’s stupid shield.
Brynn: *calms after however long, looks at the tattered spandex* Damnnit! I thought I had it, you’re going to have to look at it since I can’t do it…at least not in this state of clothing. I’m going to get dressed.
Steph: What did I say, Toni? I told you they weren’t gonna work. It’s gonna take more than spandex to cover her big ass!
Toni: HAHAHAHA!
Brynn: I HEARD THAT!
Toni: Alrighty! I’ll start working on your shield and I’ll take a look at your spandex. TIME FOR SOME SCIENCE! *walks back to the lab*
-end episode-
