I had actually made this post before. Here. Buuuut. I decided to redo it. Some things changed. Some things I wanted to expand. The mood boards in the previous version also made me cringe.
So!!!! Here's a new one which I'm actually proud of!!!
Disclaimer: Those are just my own personal headcanons. Feel free to disagree and make your own. My word is not law.
Leon
• Human name: Leon Branca
• Italian
• Occupation: CEO. He owns a fashion brand. The “Branca” brand.
• He's got a colourless lion tattoo on the left side of his chest (where his mark of sin is in the game)
• He's the type of person to mix English and Italian in his speech. Not because he doesn't know English well, but because that's his ✨🇮🇹flare🇮🇹✨
• Low-key CEO × y/n dynamic You're his queen! No one dares to harm you, because he can and will fuck shit up, because he's got power.
• And he spoils you. A lot.
• “Dio mio, that’s too cheap. You're gonna make me look broke, bella.
His aesthetic
Scorpio
• Human name: Scorpio Müller
• German - Japanese (mixed)
• Occupation: tattoo artist
• He dresses very (what is the correct term?) emo?? Punk??? HE LOOKS REALLY COOL BASICALLY WITH BLACK LEATHER AND COMBAT BOOTS!!!
• Has got tattoos everywhere, obviously
• Listens to emo, punk, metal, rock, etc.
• Drives a motorcycle.
• Plays the electric guitar. (It's actually shown in the story where the gods are making movies: Play On, that he plays the guitar as a university student. So I kept it.)
• Again plucking this from the in game story: in university, he was in a band. He was the vocalist and he played the guitar also, along with Dui and Ichthys.
• Has finished art school. His works are mainly colourless and he loves to use pencils or pens.
• He looks intimidating and unapproachable, but if you ever end up sitting next to him at a friend group gathering at the bar, you'll see that he's actually just a socially awkward little guy who sketches on his pocket sized sketchpad to avoid social interactions.
• He sketches you and writes songs about you, but HE'S GONNA TAKE THAT TO THE GRAVE!!!
• “I-I-I may have s-sketched you… Once… Or… Or twice but — NO, DON'T FLIP TO THAT PA—” *proceeds to die, because you just saw an entire page of sketches of you in various mundane times during the day, because this man is enamoured with you and can't stop sketching you. He thinks you're beauty personified*
His aesthetic
Teorus
• Human name: Teorus Keilberth
• German - American
• Occupation: model
• He works for Leon's company
• He's pretty successful so he's rich
• He has that baby face that all companies want, but Leon's not letting him go anywhere, because he's his best card — that face card.
• Before you, he's having looots of fun with the ladies. After you, you're the only one he wants.
• He'll catch you looking at magazines of him and tease you about it.
• Spoils you a lot.
• You walk in on him nude laying on the bed “You seemed to like it when I posed like this for that cologne photo shoot. I just made it more special for you now.”
His aesthetic
(HCJSUCJEJD I ADORE HOW TEORUS' MOOD BOARD CAME OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Dui
• Human name: Dui Cherrington
• English
• Occupation: ballerina cappuccina mimimi
• He pretty much dances almost anything, but ballet is his job and his one true love.
• Sweet Dui and Shadow Dui switch within him to give their best performance for Swan Lake.
• He can play the piano (that's canon in the game)
• If you bring him a bouquet after a performance, he'll actually cry.
• *Sounds of war from the next room, because he's breaking in his new ballet shoes* “Welcome home, pretty girl!”
His aesthetic
Huedhaut
• Human name: Huedhaut Dorrington
• English
• Occupation: published author
• He's extremely successful and his works are already taught in universities
• Mainly writes literary fiction, but has also got a drawer full of romantic poems that he refuses to show anyone.
• If you happen to see them, he'll gaslight you and boldly accuse you of hallucinating those poems.
• Those poems are actually for his long lost love. But who knows… Maybe one day he'll write one for another love, when his heart heals. ;))))
• Owns a house by the sea and lives a really quiet and peaceful life (when his chaotic friends are not over)
• “I said you could use the spare key on emergencies only! And running out of Doritos is definitely not an emergency!”
His aesthetic
Ichthys
• Human name: Ichthys Cuyos
• Filipino
• Occupation: Competitive swimmer
• Has got a koi fish tattoo on the left side of his stomach (where his mark of sin was in the game)
• Loves to wear hoodies and jeans and sneakers.
• AND JEWELRY!!! I HATE VOLTAGE FOR NOT TOUCHING ON THAT FACT!!! AND FOR REMOVING THEM IN HIS HUMAN OUTFIT!!!
• HE WEARS CHOKERS TOO!!! YES, GOD, YES!!!
• You can hear him approaching, because he jiggles.
• He plays video games.
• Loves road trips.
• Has a golden retriever (like him) as a pet. He's named the little guy Lemon.
• If Lemon loves you, Ichthys loves you. If Ichthys loves you, Lemon loves you. They're a package deal.
• If you're sweet with Lemon, he'll get on one knee.
• Actually loves to say that he's a single dad, referring to Lemon as his son.
• Lemon probably escaped his leash and ran to you, jumping and licking you and that's how you met Ichthys. The Wingman™ we didn't know we needed.
• “Sorry. I guess Lemon really wants dad to find himself a pretty girl.”
Okay I'm hoping I'll have a very long fic to share with you all shortly but in the meantime I was just thinking on...
Which of the Gods would cope the most with falling from grace and no longer having access to their powers?
Thoughts (plus some spoilers for certain stories) under cut:
Tauxolouve : Let's get the one who actually tried that out of the way first. He was clearly having some trouble adjusting but he probably could have continued had it been necessary. The only problem would be, and as was proved in his route, was if MC ended up in danger he would feel like he was unable to protect her without them. Perhaps if it had happened and they weren't being pursued by another god then in time he would have learnt some form of human combat/self defence to mitigate that. As he was still clearly at odds with being a demigod at this point it's almost as though he's unsure he fits in either world anyway, which may give him an easier transition than some of the others. Though speaking of easier transitions...
Karno: Oh absolutely, no problem. He already hates how sometimes he can do nothing even though he has these almighty powers, at least without any access to them he can then do whatever he feels he can as a human to help, and he was perfectly happy to stay with MC at her apartment during his Promise of Infinity at the detriment to his own health... THAT SAID: Can you imagine Karno, someone who is already rather down on himself internally, no longer being able to hear what MC is wishing for? I think perhaps he might worry more over decisions if all he's got to go on is instinct, but he's still probably the best placed of the Zodiac Gods to live without powers. Which leads me onto...
Huedhaut: Whilst I'm sure he would do anything for MC, there is something that bugs me with Hue (and was what I was thinking on that made me decide to write this post): In Huedhaut's Fantasy story it seems like he can still at the very least summon alcohol with a snap of his fingers. So it's as though he can't quite fully let go of who he really is. That said, I feel like whilst Karno's overthinking would get worse, Hue's would get better - because of no longer being able to see the future, you'd no longer get issues like trying to avoid x because he thinks it'd to do with y when it's really z like in one of his White Day stories.
Leon: Don't be stupid. He'd not give up being a god unless he was forced to. He'd rather overthrow all of the heavens then be a goldfish. If we're talking about the Leon that is in a relationship with MC though... well lets say finding a way to disable his powers to hide them from someone was necessary... I think he'd do that. If they were just subdued rather than gone completely, he could access them if they ended up in trouble. Actually fall from grace though? I'm not sure how many meatballs MC would have to cook before he stops sulking! Talking of sulking...
Teorus: I'm sure he'd find things less stressful without having to control time but he's one of the gods who seems to simply use his powers to try to fix things without thinking. He does at least apparently have a lot of interest in the Earth so he should know more about some stuff compared to the others, and he did show in one of his epilogues that he can actually fight someone off without using powers, but as he had no qualms about summoning a giant potato in front of other people for example, he's going to be one of the hardest to get out of the habit of snapping his fingers and expecting something to happen I think. And I'm also not sure what this would do to his already terrible sense of direction. (Hey do you think Teo ever gets so lost he activates his time freeze power to try and avoid being late for something?). Also, you remember his reaction to the mere thought that MC would die one day? Imagine if that was himself...
Aigonorus: Aigo is probably the closest to Karno, at least in Wishes, of not actually needing powers at all (Plus his original reaction in his Promise of Infinity was immediately to say 'I'll become human then' without even thinking about it and the implications of it), but... Aigo can take things a little too literally and he may well be the one that would struggle the most to understand how humans do things and why. He may also be put off by how much effort some stuff is - as a god he could just snap his fingers to clean his clothes off, now he has to get changed, put them in a weird machine, wait ages, and then when they come out they're all wet? I'm also not sure whether his habit of sleeping would get better or worse as a human. As a god he technically doesn't need to do it but as a human he would: I dunno, I guess I'm just a little concerned he could sleep for a whole day straight and wake up and wonder why he's hungry...
Zyglavis: Well we know the Minister of Punishments was one of the last gods to leave the Earth, so he should at least be familiar with some things (see how he knows all the rules of French fine dining in his Heavenly Pleasures story for example) and you see in stories such as Sweet & Spicy that he is careful not to use his powers in front of humans and would rather walk over to a vending machine to fetch MC a drink than risk summoning one (which even Karno would have done the opposite of). I think possibly more the issue with Zyglavis than adapting to life without powers would be that it would probably take a long time for him to stop fretting about how things were going in the heavens without him - plus I'd also imagine if there was a crime being committed in front of him, he wouldn't be able to stand back or even just call the police, he'd try and stop it somehow, which could potentially put him in danger. Which leads me onto the other point: There's several stories where he himself in his Point of View knows that he cares about MC to the point of overprotectiveness. If they are together one of his main concerns about no longer having powers will be how best to keep her safe.
Scorpio: Scorpio already has experience of being a human of course, though not in a nice way and he also wanted to forget all of it. Even without that, though, if you look at his fantasy story whilst he is still working in Punishments and as such must have his powers, his fantasy seems to be to have a normal life, in a normal home, with MC, on Earth. There's also a story where he fetches a glass of water normally and MC is surprised he didn't use his powers and he gets all embarrassed because he didn't even think of doing that. So I think he probably could adjust to life on Earth, though he may find certain things a struggle like Lou was at first.
Krioff: The only other one (other than Aigo) where it is bought up about becoming human instead of MC becoming a goddess in his Promise of Infinity, though they of course decide against it, Krioff probably wouldn't mind the lack of powers. For a start it would stop any worries about how overpowering his fire ability can be. That said, like Aigo, he's a bit too literal at times and as he got concerned about 'the box with little people in it' and thought MC was trying to prank him when a box of ice cream fell out of the freezer... despite his interest in watching Earth and having Earth magazines due to his sister, his knowledge of appliances at least doesn't seem to be there. He probably could make the effort to learn though, and he's already shown he can follow instructions extremely easily as in Scorpio's To the Victor Goes the Spoils story he is an excellent cook simply by following a book.
Dui: Dui is the one where we've seen stories where he actually wants 'human dates' with MC where he doesn't use his powers for any reason whatsoever. He'd probably be able to make the adjustment pretty well, though his other side might be a bit impatient with how long some things would then take: Who actually might be Dui's main concern - if he fell from grace a) would Shadow Dui actually still be there and b) if he was, how would other humans react to the fact his personality can switch (even if it is now a more conscious choice if we're talking Dui when he's with MC near the end of his route).
Ichthys: I'm sure Ichthys could switch to human style pranks with relative ease but I'm unsure how he'd feel without being able to rely on powers at all. As he's the one of the twelve who is already mortal, the thought of death isn't going to worry him so much, but you see the way he would rather make people happy than think about the logical consequences... with his powers when someone got hurt that he cared about he'd heal them despite knowing what that did to his health... can you imagine how he'd feel if MC got injured somehow and there was nothing he could do to help? Also his lack of wanting to read and his impulsiveness to try things straight away I could envision causing problems. He could probably accidentally flood the apartment, worry about what MC would think, try to cover it up... think that he was right to be worried because of the look she gives him when she finds out even though she's not annoyed about the accident but annoyed that Ichthys didn't just tell her in the first place, and he'd probably hide just how hard he is finding it to adjust until he's got himself in such a mess that MC ends up making a wish so that Teorus can appear and try to calm him down. Though once that has happened, perhaps he will be a little more hesitant to try things immediately and let MC tell him how to use certain human appliances - because I'm sure he'd rather listen to instruction then try to read information.
Partheno: I've left Partheno until last because I'm not sure how he'd react cos technically he's already had experience of not having god powers at all - instead he had demonic ones. I'd imagine as someone abandoned by the underrealm and never really feeling accepted in the heavens, he already feels like he doesn't belong anywhere, which may be a positive or a negative for trying the Earth - on the one hand would he really want to try a third world, but on the other would it give him more of a fresh start than staying in the Heavens would? Imagine if at the end of his Main Story the King of the Heavens had given him a choice to become a god or become a human rather than just immediately making him a god, would he have taken the latter? At that point MC was the only person who he could know for sure had been treating him the way she viewed him because his demonic powers didn't work on her, so I could potentially see the appeal of starting completely afresh, especially as there are a lot of negative memories in the heavens, but he's also going to have the inner-turmoil that Tauxolouve would have in that not only does he not feel like he fits anywhere but if he tried to start afresh as a human what if the underworld became active again? What could he do to stop that? And if any of the gods he had wronged in the past managed to find him, they could try to get at him through MC as per later in his route and without powers that might be a big problem. On the other hand he seems one of the more intelligent at times and would probably be able to work out appliances given time.
I'm not really sure what this ramble is and no doubt I've forgotten something without going and re-reading stories but hopefully this somehow makes sense and is interesting. 😅
I shall attempt to order who I think would cope with falling from grace from most to least here:
Karno
Scorpio
Tauxolouve
Zyglavis
Dui
Huedhaut
Ichthys
Aigonorus
Krioff
Partheno
Teorus
Leon
I reckon Hue goes right in the middle because whilst he seems to keep his powers to a certain extent in fantasies, and it is said that he uses teleporting whilst on dates with MC, he is also willing to take the train with her if she asks and he has far more patience than a lot of the gods and would be willing to just sit and read if there is something he does not understand. Plus, he has more knowledge of Earth and its events and history compared to most of the others.
Karno is the obvious top of the list whilst the other Wishes' Minister is the obvious bottom of the list - the rest can kind of move around a little, and at least some of them are probably dependent on where they are in their routes as well.
Anon asked: “Admin San! Headcanons for what the gods are like when MC is pregnant/gives birth please? Thank you.”
Hello! Thank you so much for being our first request! And thank you for reading the rules and requesting a specific admin. I felt that the giving birth part would be a bit repetitive (i also do not fancy searching up what happens in the birthing room), so I changed that part to “being a parent” if that’s okay with you.
If it wasn’t obvious enough: MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR THE SCM ROUTES
★ Krioff ★
During Pregnancy
Woah wait what?
When you complained about being tired bc the baby won’t let you sleep, Krioff suggests coffee
Wait what? There’s certain foods you can’t have?
He apologizes for “trying to kill the baby”
No Kri, don’t apologize, it’s not your fault, you didn’t know
Krioff dedicates himself to research bc he doesn’t wanna make that mistake again
He helps give you massages when you complain about back pain
He would calmly talk to your stomach when the babies are keeping you both up
“Please don’t cause too much pain to your parent. They’re trying very hard to keep you happy and healthy in the stomach.”
When the babies kick at Krioff’s voice, he goes “well I guess they know who their father is”
He’s such a gentle soul
And he’s one of those confused husbands in the store aisles when u ask him to get you stuff
“What’s an opioid? Why do you need this loopy pillow?”
“Krioff dear, that’s my pregnancy pillow”
Feel free to yell at him bc “YOU’RE THE ONE THAT GOT ME PREGNANT” because he wont take your anger about being pregnant too personally
He’ll just pat you on your back and offer to get you something you didn’t even know you were craving until he mentioned it
Yup, so bless your ever so loving and doting (possibly telepathic) husband
After the baby is born
He highkey cried when he held his precious son for the first time
He’s a big big big softie so he’s so happy that he gets to raise this tiny bub with you
Along with crying when he first saw his son, he also believed that he should have a sibling, so he said “we should have another baby” on the same day your son was born
Kri give your poor spouse a break
His intentions are good though! He remembers sharing his toys with his sister, taking the leaves out of her hair whenever they wandered in the forest their parents explicitly said they couldn’t go in, and sneaking away at parties to play hide and seek with her
He...He just wants his son to experience the joy of having a sibling
He wants his son to keep his sibling far longer than he did
they all have trauma, please send all the gods to therapy
Whenever the baby wakes up crying, he’s there to attend to him before you even hear his cries
Turns out that hearing Krioff’s voice is still something your son is excited about even outside the womb
If you’re quiet enough not to get caught, you’ll see him whispering and cooing at his son with a fond smile on his face
If you have good hearing, you’ll hear that he’s actually reassuring them that everything is okay. When the baby is still restless after, Krioff will tell them stories about their auntie from the stars and the baby will fall asleep to the sound of dad’s voice
It’s almost like your son understands what Krioff is saying because now he won’t fall asleep without a story about auntie
And yes, he does get a sibling. Your son gets a baby brother with beautiful eyes like yours
Also, please prevent Krioff from teaching the kids how to use stone age technology such as Internet Explorer or Firefox
☆ Teorus ☆
During Pregnancy
you’re proggrant?
ur pragnot?
ur pomegrante?
Most likely doesn’t notice that you’re pregnant until someone tells him or you’re showing
After that, he’ll be more careful and doting to you, aka playing “Prince Charming” once again
Gets on one knee to help you put on your shoes, escorts you every where you go, greets you with a kiss to your hand if the baby is blocking the front
Of course, always sneaks kisses whenever he can backhug you
Part of him is a bit terrified because of his messed up relationship with his father.
“I don’t know what a loving father is! How can I raise a child with love? ”
You’re going to have to reassure him that being raised without a proper parental figure doesn’t mean that he’ll end up like his father
After you soothe his doubts, he’ll be determined to be the father he always wanted to have
Yup, you’re right. Just because he didn’t have a good father doesn’t mean that he can’t be one himself.
If you surprise him with a picture of an ultrasound, he’s not gonna know what that is
He thinks pregnancy is just a little baby that gradually grows bigger and bigger, like those dinos you put in the water that expand
Imagine his surprise when you explain that the baby starts as a bunch of cells first then grows
Biology’s not his expertise, so you’ll have to explain a lot about the pregnancy process bc teo doesnt know jack shit
Then again he didn’t exactly go to school so like....
Stay in school kids
After the baby is born
steals the breast milk from the child
Teorus loves his tiny squishy daughter
Puts her in little costumes or onesies
Teorus doesn’t know what babies are supposed to or not supposed to play with so there are a few complications
You have to scold him when Teorus lets the her crawl around on the kitchen island while he was warming up the milk bottle
“Teorus, you have to keep at eye on the baby at all times. She could’ve fallen off the counter!”
“What do you mean? I’m turning away just for a second. What harm could our little baby do?”
“You have no clue how wrong you are, Teo.”
It might benefit you if you had someone babysit Teo while he’s looking after the poor child
Whenever the baby cries and he can’t get her to calm down, he hands her to you
“They won’t stop crying and honestly, I think I am going to start crying too.”
Actually highkey jealous because she stops crying when you’re holding her, but if Teo tries to take the baby back, she starts crying again
Teo wants the baby to like him too but apparently his daughter likes his other parent more >:(
He can’t wait for her to walk so he teach her how to ballroom dance, maybe then his daughter will see how cool his father is
★ Dui ★
During Pregnancy
So excited!!
This is just like how his parents made him!! They made him with love and you’re doing the same thing!!
Speaking of his parents, they give many many parenting tips to you two when they find out you’re pregnant
They also cry when Dui tells them that they’re going to be grandparents
His parents are also the ones who inform them that “actually, your baby is a babIES”
Dui is physically incapable of not producing twins cmon now
He’s super down with this though? He never got a twin (not @ me being super pissed abt this) but you and him are two peas in a pod so he can’t wait for the twins to get along just like you two!
He’s always giddy whenever the babies kick the spot on your stomach that he touches.
When he greets you, he says hello and you get a kiss, then he goes down to be level with your tummy and it get kisses too
After all, he has to say hi to the kids too!
He never ever ever forgets to say hi to the twins
Keeps a pregnancy/parenthood diary to document this because he never ever wants to forget it
Plus hes a sentimental being. He wants his children, grandchildren, and great-grand children to see this journal/scrapbook
Highkey would be those Facebook moms going “my child is my best friend 😍 😍 “
After the baby is born
He’s super good with kids anyways, so can you imagine how perfect of a father he’d be?
He’s got his hands full with the twin girls and also buys matching items for them all the time
Matching blankets, matching onesies, matching sippy cups, matching binkies, you name it
They’re also all patterned with iconic duos: pooh & tigger, iron man & captain america, dora & diego, anna & elsa, etc
Dui is roped into attending the twins’ tea parties all the time
He’s just drinking orange juice and sugar from a plastic teacup with his pinkie out
Never forgets to add the “please” and “thank you” after the eldest pours more orange juice from the teapot into his tiny teacup
If Dui doesn’t have to go to work after the tea party, he’ll let the girls put bows in his hair and maybe even put him in a dress
Unless they’re dressed as Anna and Elsa that day, then he’s Kristoff
The youngest, dressed as Anna, takes the opportunity to steal hugs and kisses from dad whenever this happens
The girls put little ponytails and mickey mouse clips in his hair
Whenever they see dad, they drop everything and dash over to him with little squeals of “daddy’s home!!”
They’re very excited to see dad 🥺 🥺
☆ Karno ☆
During Pregnancy
Yes, he can handle your pregnant mood swings and he does it extremely well
Karno has a lot of self restraint
I mean, how else do you think that Leon aint dead yet? My poor man Karno has been hounding his ass from day one and yet the angriest he’s been with leon is using the eye twitch
So your mood swings? No problem.
He changes and adapts (much like a water sign) to fit your needs anytime
Soft and want to watch Disney movies? Sure.
Angry and you just want something to yell at? Okay, but he’ll make sure that you don’t get too angry bc stress is bad for the baby
You really craving sushi dipped in mustard? He’ll get it for you but he’s....curious on why you chose this peculiar blend of flavours
He won’t judge you of course, bc not only will that send you off on another tangent of emotions (like anger or crying), but also bc his tastebuds are dead, so technically he can’t even judge you
Never let Karno cook for you though
He’ll make something thinking that it’ll make you feel better and his so-called “little kick” of flavour in his soup will turn out to be a full on heel-slam-to-your-gut kinda kick
no offence but his cooking is the kind that will cause miscarriage
After the baby is born
Ah, there’s his 12th child
No jk, Karno loves his son
He brings him wherever he goes, much to Leon’s annoyance
That one mom that will have a baby straped to his chest and cook above an open flame and the child will STILL live
It’s magic, i don’t know how
Karno’s son has this special ability to throw up on everybody he doesn’t like
So when Karno had to leave for an emergency, he passed the baby to Teo & when Teo tried to burp the baby, it threw up on his shoulder
Teo was vv upset about this
Either Karno’s kid is a lil shit and laughs bc Teo’s in distress or he’s just excited that Teo is holding him under his ampits
Because that’s a game that dad plays with him! Dad holds him just like that when he’s lifting him up and going “weeee” and he very much likes playing that game with dad
Anyways, Karno now refuses to leave his son with Teo
He’s a highkey soccer mom. Will drive his son to parks to play, drive him to his sports games, and enrolls him in extra credit classes
You think this is gonna effect Karno’s work life? lmao no
He’s already used to doing all his work on the go and transporting his son to places is hardly a burden
In fact, Karno loves taking his son to various places
Mostly bc it makes his son happy but also bc that means he gets a psuedo break
Psuedo because although he’s still doing work, being with his son makes him feel super relaxed
★ Leon ★
During Pregnancy
Let’s be honest you either complained about menstruation and he was like “i’ll take it away for 9 months <3″ or someone offhandedly said Ichthys needed to be replaced and Leon thought to replace him with his unborn child
Sticks by your side 25/8 (or at least tries to)
He 100% gets in trouble for neglecting his duties to fret over you but let’s be honest is this any different from his everyday work ethic?
He’s like a helicopter parent over you but nO THATS NOT WHY HE’S STICKING BY YOUR SIDE
“Stay in my line of sight. I know what kind of trouble you’ll get yourself into.” in public but “No one will ever harm you or our child.” in private
He has to keep up his street cred after all, can’t let everyone know you’re his weakness
It’s not as if he has a lot of enemies, but you never know who would try to use you as leverage against him and such
He has to be forcefully dragged away from you to leave your side
In the times where Karno has to hunt him down (yet again) for him to do his work, he lowkey highkey mentally screams because WHAT ABOUT THE BABY?!
Makes stupid excuses like “I scheduled an ultrasound with my partner today so I have to leave early” just to slip away and see you
Your next ultrasound isn’t for another 4 months but hey at least you get to spend some time together, yay!
He doesn’t do shit for you unless you ask and no it’s not because he likes hearing you basically beg him to (then again it’s leon so like, maybe?), it’s because he likes that you depend on him and specifically ask him to do stuff for you
Inevitably, Karno finds out and the process of dragging him away from you starts all over again
In the times you get to talk to Scorpio, he will touch your stomach and practically pray tell your fetus to not inherit Leon’s genes
After the baby is born
oh fuck the baby has his genes
first word is “oh-ho?”
Well what else do you expect the lil bub to say?
he learns from his father
Also that one kid that claims that he’s the king of the school’s playground
actively plays with dolls, barbie specifically
stuff like cars or robots don’t have a hierarchy and they’re not as flashy as barbie, so your son prefers barbie to the other toys you initially got him
Raids Leon’s closet to wear his clothes
Pray that he doesn’t find a crown back there bc Leon will never ever be getting that back
Exclusively sits in the corner with a juicebox when it comes to adults though
While he may be leading the school kids, when put in a room full of adults, he gets super shy
Doesn’t like it when random people try to baby or talk to him. He feels interrogated and intimidated
Too much attention for the lil bub and he will hide behind your legs or retreat to your room or the corner of the room
Because of dressing up his barbies, when he sees you or dad wearing clothes that don’t quite go well together, he will immediately tell you
“Your silver necklace doesn’t go well with your gold earrings”
Has an eye for name brand fashions, if it’s Walmart he doesn’t want it....unless Barbie is on it
He has a barbie watch and will ask you if you want to check the time so he can shove it in your face
Will 100% show up with shades, a barbie handbag, and a dress
beating toxic masculinity at the age of 7 what an icon
Dont let your son have access to the computer too soon bc he’s going to be on dress up games or Poptropica for days
☆ Partheno ☆
During Pregnancy
The biggest advocator for “stress is bad for the baby!”
Stress is already hard enough on his skin, he doesn’t want to imagine what stress would do for you or even to the darling baby’s skin
If you all have read his S2, he’s v annoyed when some other person’s brat kid interrupts him from his romantic dates with you.
Also it’s bc that kid is stealing the attention away from him and he Does Not Like That™
But when it’s his own brat kid, he’d die for them
what a fickle bitch
Sometimes he gets all dopey when he puts his hands on your stomach because “oh my gosh, we made this, our love made this. darling, we’re gonna start a family”
He wants to protect this lil bub so badly that it activated his special ability so bam, there goes his first shield of ✧༺♥༻∞ l o v e ∞༺♥༻✧ and it’s all for the baby
So now whenever you’re off doing your own thing, he unconsciously reinforces his shields of love on you and the child because you Have. To. Be. Kept. Safe.
It’s not like he doesn’t trust you, but it’s better to be safe than sorry, right?
All this worrying is giving him cold sweat and he can’t afford to have that but he also can’t stop wondering how you are but also he’s sweating and thats not good-
The baby better pay for all the premature wrinkles Partheno is imagining because it was not a very nice image for him.
After the baby is born
Here’s the funny thing about Partheno’s daughter: she steals all of dad’s shiny things
If she likes Parthy’s pocket mirror, then you’re going to find it in her crib 2 hours later
Also adopts her dad’s dramatic personality
Gonna act like you slapped her if you tried to feed her peas, which she absolutely despises
I hope you have makeup wipes because as soon as she finds daddy’s makeup, she’s going to start using you as her model
That also extends to putting globs of glittery purple nail polish on your toes
Likes making things look pretty, so please have some nice wallpaper or you might have to end up prying your daughter from the walls when she tries to paint it like Rapunzel
Partheno relishes in finding tiny clothes for his kid because they’re just so. damn. cUTE!
Who knew that babies had such liddol feet 😭 😭 😭 ❤️️ ❤️️
He doesn’t fuck around with fashion when it comes to his baby, oh no no no
He does her hair and lets her pick out her own outfits before school
Except that Partheno has to make some corrections because “no, you will not wear stripes and polka dots in one outfit! They clash!”
After seeing her (horrendous) makeup job on your face, he takes her under his wing to teach her all about aesthetics.
Deadset on making sure everyone in your bloodlines will live and breathe aesthetics
With enough lessons, she’ll be able to pick out her own eye-pleasing outfits without dad’s help: yay!
Will absolutely “train” brainwash her to like feather boas there’s no ifs ands or buts
Takes the most most most pictures with his kid, any time is a good time for a selfie. Say cheese!
★ Zyglavis ★
During Pregnancy
Would be the type to take parenting classes in preparation
Does all the research, and I mean allllllllllll of it
Reminds you not to use basil oil on your stomach bc it causes contractions
Reminds you to take your additional supplements for the baby
Reminds you to do a bit of exercise (which he will always help with of course)
Buys all the baby shit like right after you get pregnant just to prepare. Also gets the baby room ready 9 months in advance
Sometimes he goes in there and kinda tears up a little bc it hits him like “ in 9 months, our child is going to live here”
The sappy father in him holds their child right after they’re born and promise to provide them the best life
Somehow is simultaneously on top of his shit and a fucking wreck at the same time
Misplaces the ultrasounds along with his work documents and somehow doesnt get in trouble
The king probably let him off, poor babie is stressed
How he hasn’t accidently died while thinking about you & your family is a miracle
Is super adorable in the way he’s a little more disarrayed or spaces out and you catch him with a soft smile on his face
God just...gently hold him, protect Zyg with your life. He deserves those reassuring head and shoulder pats
After the baby is born
Thankfully, your daughter isn’t very troublesome, unlike everything else in Zyg’s life
She’s very content with just watching dad work while sucking on his thumb
When Zyg is carrying her, she’ll try to get Zyg’s gloves off bc she hates them
Why does she hate them? Because she hates the taste of his gloves they’re hecking nasty
She might not understand what dad’s doing with his snaps but every time he snaps his fingers, magic happens and she’s v down with magic
More imaginative and creative, countering Zyg’s logical personality
Don’t make yourself think that’s gonna turn Zyg away oh no
She’ll manage to rope Zyg into searching for unicorns in his room
Of course, if you ever catch him being goofy, he’ll straighten up his tie and pretend that he didn’t participate in a kids’ game
It’s very evident because he’ll occasionally be more creative as in if Ichthys does his reports on time, Zyg will reward him in a unicorn sticker
Now he doesn’t buy the plain bandaids (okay but who does), he buys the hello kitty ones because not only does his daughter like them but she believes that they heal you better than regular bandaids
And yes he will recite his chi chi pwi pwi tadaaaa! if she gets a boo boo
When she’s having a bad day, that he will playfully dramatically say “may the gods bless you with good luck!” and plant a kiss on her forehead
and yes the blessing works bc hello??? he’s zyg
She’s a total daddy’s girl, can be a literal demon to people who aren’t dad and (sometimes) you
Always asks you where Zyg went if he’s out of her sight
Just bc your daughter isn’t very troublesome doesnt mean that she isn’t troublesome
Has def played around with the outlets before
Flushed her goldfish down the toilet because she wanted to set it free
Zyg is forever stressed anyways because he wants all the shit his kid uses to be fuckin organic and biodegradable and animal cruelty free and all that stuff is hella hard to find
Basically, he’s highkey a(n unproblematic) Karen mom but he would actually give his kids their vaccines
☆ Scorpio ☆
During Pregnancy
Contrasting Krioff, when Scorpio sees that the baby is making you uncomfortable or in pain in any way, he’ll, very lovingly, go “calm yourself you lil piece of shit you’re hurting your birthgiver”
Will never make you feel like you’re weaker than you are because you’re pregnant
He’ll help out with small tasks such as fetching things for you and giving you massages, but he will never comment on your bump or your emotions or anything regarding you being fragile
Why is he being so perfect? Well, surprise, he can ✨Read Minds ✨, a concept that in-game MC hasn’t learned
He knows all the thoughts that race through your head
He reassures you that you’re not ugly, you’re not fat, he’ll still want to bang you, and no, your stretch marks are not gross, they’re proof that you carried a life; and if Scorpio were to be honest, he thinks that’s pretty badass
Along with your more insecure thoughts, he also finds your thoughts about the baby very endearing
Sometimes you’ll be in the living room thinking about how you’ll baby-proof the room, where you’ll send your child to school, how you’re going to capture it’s first steps, and rubbing your stomach and talking to the child yourself about how excited you are to meet them
Even though he called the baby a piece of shit for hurting you, he still loves them and will (very awkwardly) talk to your stomach
Scorpio finds it a little awkward to talk to someone that can’t respond back and he can’t even see their face so bear with him
He mostly says things along the lines of “make sure you to avoid that stupid lion when you come out. your parent is protecting you in their womb right now but once you’re out in the world, you’re gonna have to frickin-”
“Scorpio! Language!”
“Shit, sorry-” “Dammit! I mean..” “Aw fu-”
Pray that the poor baby doesn’t pick up on Scorpio’s language
After the baby is born
Scorpio has a little baby girl!
He definitely does not teach her how to beat up weirdos, who do you think he is?
The first thing he did after she was born, besides crying ofc, is telling her “you’re not allowed to date until you’re 60....No wait, you’re not allowed to date, ever.”
Scorpio needs to learn that he’s can’t protect his daughter from everything
Because he seriously will protect her from everything
No one is allowed to hold their daughter without washing their hands
Also, he has to be present in the room while the gods are holding his daughter
“Don’t treat her so roughly!” He says, as Aigo pokes her cheek a little
Can and will give her a bunny onesie
What? No! It’s not because it’s c-cute or whatever. You’re stupid. It’s because she was eyeing the onesie the whole time. He bought it for his baby bc she looked like she was gonna cry if he didn’t buy the onesie for her
Yes, she picks up on his language very quick
“Say Dad~”
Leon finds Scorpio in the middle of teaching his daughter to say dad teases him for it, which got got him a “piss off, bitch” in response
Leon relishes in the horror on Scorpio’s face when he hears a mirrored “bitch!” in a tiny, feminine voice
Say ‘dad’ a thousand times and she’ll never repeat it, but say ‘bitch’ one time-
So that leads to Scorpio’s damage control
“Okay, lil bun. Let’s just forget that you ever know that word, okay?”
His daughter smiles up at him innocently and repeats the curse word.
“No!”
Yeah, Scorpio has a lot of explaining to do once you get home
★ Tauxolouve ★
During Pregnancy
He accompanies you to your ultrasounds like a true ✨gentleman✨
The first ones to know you’re pregnant besides you two is Teo because he’s a nosey lil shit
Saw the pregnancy test and practically made you a “congrats for the sex” cake, so now everyone knows
Well, you’re lucky he’s a big simp bc he’s now your servant and he’s on your beck and call for anything you need
He’ll run bathes for you
He’ll clean the house for you (in a maid or butler outfit if you really wanted him to)
He’ll do your hair for you if you wanted him to
Not saying he wasnt romantic before, but he’s now upped the romance by dozens
“Welcome home love, would you like a massage?”
Would give you flowers every day but y’all dont have that many vases and the pollen is starting to get to your senses
Also he got you roses with thorns on them and panicked thinking that you’d end up like Sleeping Beauty when the thorns pricked you
Was too busy making a big deal out of your thorn prick (seriously, you’d think that you were stabbed with the way he was panicking) that he didn’t even have the composure to suggest that he was going to be the prince that woke you up
Legit can’t believe he didn’t dethorn the roses before gifting them to you, you’ll have to reassure him that it’s okay and that you won’t die from it
Once practiced on those baby alive dolls and he heckin lost it
Turns out he put the doll in the oven and the cupcakes in the crib
Never leaves the baby alive doll alone after that, even bringing it to the shower and toilet with him
He’s trying his best though, and you know he’d be a great father
He wants to be a grandfather tho, he wants grandkids to spoil rotten already
After the baby is born
Whenever Lou picks up his son, he ʷʰᵃᵖ ʷʰᵃᵖ ʷʰᵃᵖ his tiny balled up fist on dad’s arm or shoulder
It’s not bc he wants to be put down, but it’s bc he’s super energetic and he’s hella excited that he’s getting picked up
Your son is a ball of energy and will cry for attention 4 set times a day (3:01 AM, 7:35AM, 4:29PM, & 8:11PM specifically)
Whenever he wants to play, he crawls over to either you or dad and drops a toy on your laps
He looks at you expecting you to pick up the toy to play with him
huh...he’s sounding like a dog...
Your son likes clinging onto other people, he’s a very social lil bean
Stranger danger is a concept that your son does not understand because he wants to be friends with everyone
For some reason, his favourite person is uncle Partheno and he likes to be in the Virgo’s arms more than dad’s
Parthy insists that he’s a wine aunt
You know that vine? “Hey, i think you’re really cool, i like you a lot, maybe we should..hang out or something...”
Partheno taught your son that and now he uses it to “pick up” the kids he likes
Lou’s son is gonna be the stealing the hearts of kindergarteners at the ripe age of 5
He absolutely adores grandma and grandpa
Lou’s mom spoils your son and gives him the candy that you said he couldn’t have
Your son is spoiled at Christmas because of grandma and grandpa
They get everything on his Christmas list every year
On the 26th of December, Lou’s parents are already preparing the gifts for next Christmas
I think it’s safe to say that your son loves his relatives a lot and that love is returned tenfold
☆ Aigonorus ☆
During Pregnancy
hey hey hey, he has the solution to all your problems
contractions? sleep
cravings? dream
feeling like garbage? go unconscious
You get the jist
It’s not that he doesn’t care bc ofc he does! Aigo cares a lot
Sleeping has always fixed (or ‘fixed’) his problems and he thinks it might work for you
If it doesn’t, that’s completely fine. There’s always other methods, probably not as effective as his, but there’s other methods
He has a custom made fluffy blanket for you though for the days you feel like absolute SHIT.
Like he fucking gets that, he had Phione practically call him worthless okay he’s not having you down in the dumps
Running 10 laps would hurt less than than hearing you think you’re ugly
Anyways, he enchants that blanket so it shall always smell like him...or marshmallows, the smell kinda mixes at this point
Is it me though or do you also think that Aigo has that gentle baby (or baby lotion?) smell?
He drapes the blanket over you if ur sad like if he sees a frown, he’s coming with the comfort blankie on SIGHT.
Get ready for a big cuddle session and some major validation because he loves you and you deserve it
He likes hearing the the baby’s heartbeat. It’s soothing and he’s excited to follow that development
Don’t let him listen for too long though bc it will lull him to beddy byes and depending on you, the weight of his head might be too heavy for your stomach
After the baby is born
“Aigo! He’s crying again!”
“Let me find his comfort blankie. Where did he put it this time?”
Your son is just like Aigo: loves soft things and napping (with daddy, mostly. sorry, he has favourites)
You’ll find those two curled up to each other in the realm of sleep very often
Your son is super chill and while he still cries and throws fits, he’s not easily startled and can do just fine if he’s given a blanket and a pacifier
There’s no separation issues here, he’s v independent at his early age
Whenever his son is left to crawl on his own, he collects all of the soft stuff you left laying around. It’s free real estate
That jacket that you left on the chair? It’s soft and he likes it
The fluffy carpet by the fireplace? That’s his new napping spot (dw he’s got supervision)
His favourite fluffy things are Aigo’s divine heralds
He’s made friends with all of them
The goats have recognized Aigo’s son as one of their own and protect him furiously
They lie down and let his son lean on them and cuddle into them
You’ll most likely find your son with his fists bunched lightly into the fur of the herald he’s sleeping against
It’s very cute
Whenever it’s bottle time for your baby, he refuses to drink it, preferring instead to give up his milk to the goats
You’ll have to let him feed the goats himself or let him see Aigo bottle feeding them before he agrees to drink from the bottle
Your tiny son wants to insure that his brother and sisters are fed too
He also gets the pleasure of herding them bc Aigo’s heralds listen to him
In conclusion, your son is just as lovable as Aigo and 2x more precious
★ Huedhaut ★
During Pregnancy
S U P E R A T T E N T I V E
Did you see him in Leon’s S2?
“You’re laughing too hard! What if something happens to the baby!?”
Yeah, expect a lot more where that came from
Refuses to let you put your shoes on by yourself
Bathes you personally in fear that you’ll slip in the shower
Probably insists to check all your food before you eat just to see if there’s poison
Better safe than sorry, am I right?
He’s already lost something he’s loved dearly in his life, so he’s deadset on making sure he holds on tight to you and the child
sorry for the pain, but they all desperately need therapy
If you are lactating tho, he makes sure to always get you those patches for the milk
Takes you out maternity shopping and if you don’t want to move, he’ll either make a shopping list and come back or you’ll order online yourself
Extremely patient and will agree with most of the rants you have that day, whether they were right or not
bc sometimes you don’t want to be told you’re wrong, you just want support, and he can respect that
For some reason, Hue’s hands are always fuckin cold so be careful when letting him feel your belly
Although that won’t be a problem bc those cold hands warm up v quickly on your stomach
He tones down on the teasing mostly because your emotions are through the roof, but he still engages in light banter here and there
Once suggested bringing the baby out into the world early as a joke since it kept kicking like it wanted to be left out, and you took it seriously and moved to literally pull it out of you. Children are a menace and you want that lil shit oUT
Congrats tho, you caught Hue off guard and that def made the baby calm down for a little
A solution is found
After the baby is born
Your daughter is a picky eater at it’s finest
Absolutely despises vegetables
If you give his daughter anything green she will fling it back in your face
How dare you give ur daughter the vitamins and nutrients she needs you evil warlock?!!1?1?!!!?
Actually has a few speech problems, like her pronunciation can be god awful at times
Her brain is moving at 1000 miles a minute and her words seriously can’t keep up with her ideas
Basically the speech version of her father, who has horrendous handwriting bc his brain is too fast for his hand
A big sister to the world
She will constantly, and I mean constantly, ask for a younger sibling to dote on
She wants a playmate but also she wants to basically mother her soon-to-be little sibling to death
When asked why she wants a younger sibling, she says that she wants to be like her teacher and take care of the kids
Actually kinda wholesome
If you do actually get another child for your 2 year old daughter, she’ll be the one to hold him by the hand and take him everywhere they go
If your son stumbles, she’ll slow down because she has to keep up with her little brother
Your son is not very fond of the Monster High stickers that his sister puts on his toy cars, but he’ll be won over if she invites him to watch TV or play outside together
The friendliness of this relationship doesn’t last very long and she quickly becomes the “boss” of her little brother
In the times where they fight, Hue puts them in a “getting along” shirt (a shirt that slides over the children so they cant escape) and makes them hug it out
As crazy as it sounds, it fuckin works. Like, the worst case scenario is that one of them will cry a little but no, hugs seriously make it all better. You have no clue what the fuck kinda magic this shirt possesses but your husband is a heckin genius
☆ Ichthys ☆
During Pregnancy
If he could, he would spend your entire pregnancy with his hands and ears to your belly
“Oh! I think the baby kicked!”
He’s very excited about the development of the baby and there doesn’t go a day where he’s not mentioning the baby
Heard that babies like to listen to music so he gets a radio (after you told him that he can’t tape headphones to your stomach) and plays some tunes that he likes, such as the Thomas the Train theme song
listen, ikky likes trains ofc he wants his child to like them too
If you thought he was ecstatic about your child before, just wait until he discovers that they’re actually twins
There’s two babies! Two mini yous and ikkys!
When you receive the ultrasounds, he goes batshit crazy because THERES LIFE GROWING INSIDE OF YOU!!! YOU. MADE. THAT!
“No Ichthys, we made that”
Yeah idk how you had a babie make more babies but props to you for doing the impossible
There’s a chart in your room that’s labeled “traits” with your name in one column and Ikky’s name on the other
You two write down what you think the babies will inherit from you two
The winner doesn’t exactly get anything except for bragging rights but it’s very fun
You wrote that the children will inherit his smile and Ikky wrote that they’d gain your temperament
You are hoping and praying that the children don’t inherit Ikky’s creativity bc his outside thinking is already enough for you
You know those projects where two people take care of a robot baby together? Yeah, Ikky holds one of those at the mansion
The babies need a godfather and while you trust Ikky’s judgement, it would put you more at ease if you saw that the gods would be able to babysit if you two were away
Aigo & Karno were very successful in this project (even though they dropped the baby like once) and so they become the official nannies of your children
After the baby is born
Despite Aigo & Karno being the twins’ designated babysitter, they see the members of Punishments much more bc Ikky keeps bringing them in without permission, much to Scorpio’s distain
The kids actually love Scorpy and he doesn’t know if it’s genuine or if Ichthys told the kids to fuck w/ him
Scorpio highkey lowkey hopes the kids like him tho
They also latch onto uncle Krioff & uncle Dui because Ikky talks to them a lot and any friend of dad’s is a friend of them!
Actual leeches, once they get their hands on you, you’re not allowed to let them go for hours
Partheno is 100% okay with this and takes this opportunity to skip out of the office to walk with the kids
gdi parth stop kidnapping our children
Ikky makes funny faces at the babies all the time
Ngl when he puts the twins down in his room, they might start stealing all the toys dad has on the ground
pls clean up ur toys ikky, it’s becoming a safety hazard
Whatever toy Ikky is playing with that day, they want a part of the fun too
It doesn’t matter if the toy is a yoyo or a rubicks cube, the babies want to join in the fun
His daughter is the one with more of a temper, so when she gets scared of the jack in the box, she will physically fight the jack or throw the box across the room
The gods claim that your daughter takes after your temper
So i suppose that Ikky gets those bragging rights for guessing correctly
Ichthys can be seen in the background holding the twins as they try to walk
He can also be seen in the background teaching them the puppy dog eyes so they can get out of trouble
Let’s be honest though, who would ever want to put ikky’s kids in trouble? They’re so cute.
When the twins cry, he goes boops their noses and even adds the little “boop!” sound
Without fail, it makes them giggle and reach out for the finger that booped them because!! that’s dad!!!
Now the twins have familiarized “boop!” as their happy word
Whenever his son falls over while trying to learn how to walk, he’s on the verge of tears when his younger twin sister crawls her way over to him to boop his nose
This cheers both of them up instantly and they like booping everyone’s noses
Also highkey those emotional dads when their children are going off to kindergarten and they’re smiling like “bye dad” and ikky is gonna be like “DONT LEAVE, MY CHILDREN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
When your children get their vaccines, he’s also that hysterical dad who’s going “PLEASE DON’T HURT MY CHILDREN” because needles are a big owwie
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Again, thank you for requesting! This was so much fun to write and even though i took like wayyyy too long, i hope there will be more requests coming soon!
“Anonymous said: Partheno, teo, and krioff reaction to someone attempting to flirt with an kuudere mc and when she saw him, her expression change and began to dote on her boyfriend obvious to her surroundings.”
“Anonymous said: Ops, sorry if my request was confusing to you. I was thinking of a scenario where the gods were paying a visit to see Mc. But when they arrive some guy was attempting to flirt with her but fail since mc only shows her softer personality when the her boyfriend is around. Just before the gods intervene mc noticed her boyfriend which got her to become happier in her own way and started to dote on him not realizing her surroundings. I hope this makes sense if not then I think of something else”
A/N: I started to write this forgetting about the kuudere MC.... I just started thinking of scenearios the moment that I put the title for the Headcanon... I’m sorry if it didn’t meet your standards. 😅
Prologue
The moment that he saw you talking to another man, he glared at his back. You, on the other hand, was just trying to handle him and doing your job in the planetarium and giving good customer service. However, the customer didn’t know the difference between being friendly and flirting, because, in his eyes, you were interested and flirting with him. You just wanted to end the conversation without making the customer unhappy.
Krioff
Krioff could see how uncomfortable you were feeling when the man didn’t leave you alone. “Excuse me but if you’re done with your business with my girlfriend, can you please leave. I would like to talk to her.” Krioff stated. “Krioff! When did you get here?” You smiled brightly at him. The man stared at Krioff in shock, he didn’t even have the courage to say something to him and finally left you alone.
The other guy was no match for Krioff, he knew he wasn’t going to win your heart because your boyfriend was handsome. Finally letting out a huge sigh, “Man I thought he’d never leave. I’m happy that you came at the right time.”
Krioff wanted to get mad and yell at you but he knew it wasn’t your fault. You were just doing your job, it was just that man who was stubborn enough not to see that you weren’t interested in him. But Krioff knew that you only had eyes for him and no one else. He knew just by how brighter your face lit up when you saw him standing in front of you. Krioff knew that he didn’t need to worry about losing you to another man.
Partheno
“My, my, it looks like you’re in a pinch over here Y/N.” He calmly walked towards you and the man. The man was asking a lot of questions about the planetarium and the different exhibitions. “If you’re going to flirt with my dear Y/N, let me tell you this Mister, it’s not going to work.” He grinned at the man. “All these nonsense about the exhibition to get to talk to her when you clearly know that there are brochures right here at the front desk. You could easily read about them instead of bothering the worker.” The man in front of Partheno turned red in embarrassment and anger.
“Tch. The reason why I’m asking her is because it’s her job. What’s wrong about asking her about it?” The man gritted his teeth.
“I am very aware that it is her job to explain those to you but it wouldn’t kill you to do some research ahead of time no?”
The man stomped away from the two of you. “Partheno, that wasn’t necessary.”
“I know, I just wanted him to know his place.” Partheno shrugged his shoulders. He knew there was no need for his rude behaviour but he needed to do something. Y/N pinched his cheeks, “Silly, do you really think I’ll fall in love with someone else other than you? Do you really think they’re able to make me smile or laugh the way you do? No right?” You smiled at him. He already knew that but he wanted to hear it directly from you.
Teorus
“Sir, are there any other questions I can help you with?” You gave him your customer service smile. “Yes, there is. I’ve been meaning to ask but are you single?” The man leaned over the counter. The question didn’t phase you at all but you felt uncomfortable that he was leaning close as if he could jump over the counter at any second. “Sir even if I told you I have a boyfriend I know that you’re not going to leave me alone, if you don’t have any more questions then my job here is done.” You tidied your workspace and was ready to move on to your next task but the man didn’t like the way you were acting towards him. “You’re acting like you’re a goddess but in reality, you’re not even that pretty.”
“That’s a very stupid comment considering you were flirting with my girlfriend a few moments ago.” The two of you turned towards the voice. “What you can’t handle rejection that well? Poor you.” You didn’t even glance at the man anymore, you kept your eyes on Teorus. “You better leave before we call security on you.” Teorus glared at the man one last time.
“Looks like you came to my rescue once again.” You were glad to see Teorus right now, it is definitely something you’d want to see after feeling drained the whole day. “I can’t believe the nerve of that guy.”
“Don’t worry about him, he’s not going to leave an effect on me like you do. Let’s just ignore him and go for lunch yeah?” Teorus knew that, that man didn’t stand a chance. You took his hand and walked towards a cafe to have lunch with your boyfriend.
the five times huedhaut learns about love (and the one time he didn’t)
Or, the five times you fall in love with the gods (and the one time you didn’t)
i. Leon
Of course it would begin with the stalking lion -- in what other way does love begin?
He saw it coming from the second he saw her gaze flit to the haughty man. (He would see it end with her gaze on him, too.) Leon had smirked and swaggered and ultimately stood in front of the entire court in the heavens and testified that he would only ever learn to love from one woman.
Huedhaut quietly thinks that he, too, will only not only learn to love once, but twice, now. For in this version he is in love with her, too.
ii. Scorpio
Huedhaut knows the tale of the scorpion and the frog well. (And he is asked to live through this, this version of love?)
“And what if you sting me?” asks the frog of the scorpion.
“Why, then we would both drown,” replies the scorpion.
Scorpio protects her. He cares for her. But he also shouts at her, his anger ever-present and only slightly softened by this woman’s experience.
Huedhaut can only watch as the distraught man visits her every day for ten thousand years, and knows that in another story perhaps Hue was the one visiting her instead. But not in this one.
Because when she opens her eyes, the stars twinkling so brightly that it hurts his eyes to even look at, it is Scorpio she looks for first.
“Why did you sting me?”
“It was only in my nature.”
iii. Teorus
It is a finished story of a prince finding his princess the second the blonde man lays his eyes on you. Because his appetite is nothing if not monstrous, and Huedhaut was a fool for ever thinking that in this version perhaps he would be the prince.
And of course Teorus would stop time so you wouldn’t die.
And he hears your voices from down the hall.
“I’m going to die eventually, Teorus.”
Huedhaut despairs. But how am I going to save you this time?
iv. Dui
In this one, Huedhaut bites his tongue.
Dui had once learned love, and had been punished for doing so. And yet Huedhaut cannot help but fear for you the most in this story.
Because how can Huedhaut keeps you safe when at any moment, he can come out? The unpleasant version of a man who can’t control himself.
In this version Huedhaut learns not only love but also forgiveness. At this time he has seen many different versions of love.
He hopes that next time around you will choose him.
V. Ichthys
Mortality is painful.
There are daily reminders of it. Annual reminders of growing older. Decades in which you are officially named older than the last. Huedhaut has watched it all fly by, never quite knowing when Ichthys’s internal clock will finally strike midnight.
And in this version, he sees you fall apart.
He sees you beg for a childish god back, beg for another chance to be annoyed with a silly prank, watch you beg to heaven or hell or anybody who would listen to you.
In this version, he rests his hand on your shoulder.
“He’s gone.”
And he watches as you stare up at him, the stars shining so brightly in one of your eyes.
In this version, he wonders what you would do if he explained how to sacrifice your stars for your love.
vi. The one that doesn’t happen
He stands on the roof, watching your finger hover from god to god, shaking and so, so little and fragile. And he represses a smile because in this one he knows you’ll choose him.
“I,” you start off. All six gods watch in anticipation and Huedhaut wants to scream, to rip out the stars from his eyes and rip the heavens apart and start all over again. And then you finish it and he stops in his tracks. “I am sorry. But I cannot choose. I cannot help any of you.”
“But, you’re the ex-goddess,” Teorus protests.
“You need to help us, woman.”
And Huedhaut smiles wryly and laughs humorlessly, because of course there is no version in which you fall in love with him. He should have learned that by now.
There were five versions, eleven in total, in which Huedhaut learns of your love. Of course it makes sense that there is nothing left for him.
There are five versions, eleven in total, in which you fall in love with the gods. Of course you were too blind to see that just maybe there would have been a twelfth, too.
scm most to least crybaby (if you still take requests)
This is hilarious oh my God
From Most -> Least:
Ichthys - I feel like you could look at Ichthys wrong and he’s get upset tbh. He’s a big kid that wants to have fun, but if someone yells at him it’s Tears Time™
Dui - His sweet side reminds me of some wide-eyed child, so I can see him tearing up when he’s stressed or something. He would whine to anyone who’d listen
Teorus - His pouty face is one of the first things I thought of when I read this request. You know the one. He’s very childish, so I can see him being chided for something and tearing up
Partheno - It’s no secret that Partheno is a huge diva, so I can see him whining about some little detail that literally does not matter. He could get his shirt stuck in a door and he’d start bawling
Leon - He’s basically God Eisuke, so of course he’s a crybaby. If things don’t go Leon’s way, he throws a fit lmao. You can bet this nerd would be the most dramatic person in the Heavens
Scorpio - Scorpio is a stubborn baby, so I can see him throwing a fit in certain situations. Running out of apples? The number one way to make him upset
Huedhaut - I think he’d be surprisingly whiny if the right moment. Like if he’s trying to explain something to one of the other gods and they just… don’t get it. He’s probably be extra sarcastic too
Krioff - He’s pretty chill about most things, but I can see him getting upset and whiny when he’s frustrated. His secret soft side could be the reason why he gets misty-eyed over his big weakness: cute animals.
Tauxolouve - I think Tauxolouve is the most chill God out of the twelve, so he’s pretty hard to shake. He’s the kind of person to go with the flow regardless of what’s happening.
Zyglavis - I think Zyglavis’ strong moral code and high expectations make him pretty emotionally strong. Of course he has a soft spot for humans, but I don’t think it’s something he’d cry about you know?
Karno - this dude could be set on fire and he’d go “oh, okay”. Like I think very, very little could upset him to the point where he’d complain. He’s just too nice, and he wouldn’t want to put anyone out.
But I was playing Ichthys' "Dangerously In Love" story the other day and he said he brought us to the "temple" where the Department of Punishments is.
And I remember in Scorpio's "Constellations Of Love" when they were flying on Pegasus and she was like: "Oh, I can see the Department of Punishments from up there."
Sooooo I initially thought that the Department of Punishments and the Department of Wishes were located in the palace, like their rooms.
But it seems that I may have been really wrong? From what I understand, their rooms are in the palace, but the Departments have separate buildings for them. The temples.
Also........ In Zyglavis' voiced story "Our Love Moonlit", the King mentions bringing in commoner children to the palace to see it. Like an educational event.
So BABES.... WE'RE DATING NOBILITY???? I guess it's more honourable titles and not blood that links then to the palace, but still. IT JUST HIT ME THAT WE'RE LITERALLY DATING NOBLES.
I'm so incredibly dumb!!!! Whenever I heard someone call them "noble gods", I always thought they meant like... "In comparison to lowly humans, we're much cleaner" or some crap. And whenever they were called "Lord", I thought, hey... They got ranks.
I love the idea of the gods being similar to fairies/fae. As in, they look so human and they even copy human habits into their world because they think they're fun (sleeping, eating, drinking, a marketplace)... But they're actually pretty twisted underneath all that. Like, they can be cruel or have an odd sense of humour, because they're so old and they've seen SO much, so concepts blur. And in the span of so many years that they've been around, what appears so big and serious to us human may seem insignificant and small to the gods. Because they've seen EVERYTHING first hand in human history. And there's also the boredom of living forever. And again: many are twisted as personalities and love a kind of mischief that may be crossing many lines for humans.
And Huedhaut's wine really makes me think of Fae food as well, in the sense of, if you eat the Fae food/drink the Fae wine, stuff will happen to you (Ex: trapped forever in the Fae world, you're under someone's control, you lose all inhibitions, you will dance until you die). I think we've yet to see extremely dangerous drinks amongst the gods. For now we only know that Huedhaut's wine is especially strong and that a god's poison works as an aphrodisiac to a human. (And I guess we know that there's also a fruit that resembles an apple but has aphrodisiac-like effects, according to one of Scorpio's stories.)
So yeah. I would love to see Voltage going deeper on the lore of the Heavens because it fascinates me personally, though I also love the blurriness of it that lets me add to it with my own thoughts and how it could be. Like... It's such an ancient place. I WANT to know about the parts that are advised against going to. That hold such heavy magic even gods cannot withstand perhaps. Like, *SPOILERS FOR DUI'S ROUTE BELOW*
His friend ate a forbidden fruit and the punishment for it is worse than death! How interesting is that?!
And we know there's also an official language of the Heavens, which I would adore if it was explored more.
I think with routes where the MC becomes a goddess, the world can very easily be expanded in a great way. But also as side stories! Like. It's fantasy! Make me FEEL it! Blow my mind!
I write personal fics too (as in, i don't post them on Tumblr because they're with my self insert), and I love to add to the Heavens and make it such a deja vu place. It's gods. I want to feel like I'm on drugs watching this world unfolds (affectionately).
Thank you for coming to my TED talk, babes. (this ended up straying quite a bit from fairies after all, oops)
