#scngokv

[oxenchi]

scngokv replied to your post “Chi-Chi is 177% horny “Eh? I-I mean I try ‘ta keep m’self in...”

and two times she failed

“Well it’s hard ‘ta keep myself proper when Goku’s walkin’ around..so..unashamed an’..sweaty.”

[vsaiyan]

scngokv replied to your post: “ get ahold of yourselves !! ”

“what does ‘horny’ mean? why’s everyone so horny?”

“ oh no ,  don’t you dare start ,  kakarot .  i’m warning you . ”

[amitsuma]

@scngokv​ said:

"Don't tell my wife I'm here-- she'd kill me if she found out I was skippin' out on tending the farm..."

❝Don’t worry,❞ the kai laughs, thoroughly amused that he picked her corner to hide in. She’s always happy to have company, even if they are avoiding responsibilities. She’s been there, she understands. Offering a gentle pat to his shoulder, she reassures, ❝Your secret’s safe with me, Goku.❞

[angelfccdie]

whis you big stinker, teach me how to do the Wuxi Finger Hold

“Oh, dear, there’s no need for playground squabble tactics, Goku– of course, I’ll be quite agreeable to teaching you that ancient, sacred technique! Now, it’s been some time, so do correct me if I’m wrong, but I seem to recall you occasionally being something of a dyed-in-the-wool kinetic learner, so–” 

In a flash, the angel has managed to trap one of Goku’s fingers between his own thumb and forefinger, his pinky raised delicately in the air as though he were simply holding a fine porcelain cup of Gatorade or antifreeze or some other ill-fitting liquid cruelty someone had thought amusing to give him.

“Don’t blink, or you’ll miss it.”

[stompquirk-a]

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Goku.....

[perfcell]

oh, and cell? you're gonna die. -pop-

               wh--...

       OHHHH, I CANNOT *NOT* FIGHT HIM NOW!!!!!

[kamikkoro]

🤘

[ From ]

  ❛ Goku… ❜

  ❛ Over hundreds of years, I’ve seen and fought countless warriors, and you’re by far the greatest. There’s not an ounce of talent in your body – you’re all skill, and it shows in your every move; you’ve struck a perfect balance between speed, technique, and stopping power, and your cleverness is something most fighters can only dream of achieving. You’re the only being in the Multiverse worthy of being called my rival. ❜

  ❛ But even you have your flaws: You’re barely inventive on the battlefield – You don’t spontaneously create new techniques, even though you maximize what you have. You spend valuable headspace enjoying yourself, when you could dedicate it to diverging from what I or anyone else taught you. It’s what cost you your life against Raditz. ❜

   ❛ There’s a reason you’re called the best fighter in the Universe. ❜

[hxntr-a]

ill krump with ya sweetie pie