#scorpio.

[incorrectdyn]

taurus: whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

cancer: *sighing* it’s scorpio’s turn...

scorpio: *ahem* fuck shit up out there and don’t die.

sagittarius: *wiping away a tear* inspirational.

[incorrectdyn]

scorpio: i’m gonna punch someone.

aquarius: manners.

scorpio: politely, i’m gonna punch someone politely.

[incorrectdyn]

*watching scorpio’s music practice*

scorpio: *playing a song on his guitar*

capricorn: hey, do you take requests?

scorpio: uh, sure?

capricorn: please shut up.

[incorrectdyn]

capricorn: you’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?

scorpio: as defending champion, are you nervous?

[incorrectdyn]

taurus: there are nine chairs and 12 of us. what do we do?

aquarius: bring three more chairs.

scorpio: everyone stands.

leo: the best nine of us can sit down.

capricorn: kill three.

[incorrectdyn]

leo: yeah, we're friends, but i would fuck you if you asked.

scorpio: what?

leo: what?

sagittarius: *in the background, eating chips* he said he would fuck you if you asked.

[incorrectdyn]

scorpio: you’re blocking the view.

gemini: i am the view.