okay fine whatever this ui is now mega outdated but fuck it
LOST 2004 tumblr dashboard simulator
#mostly main cast but i know background cast has some drama too. poor souls #also @fake-post-archive heyyy
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🛥️ inanotherlife Follow
just met a guy today. hope i see him in another life
🚢 inonlythislife Follow
just met a guy today. hope i never see him again for all of conceivable time
🛥️ inanotherlife
brother what is your problem
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🔎 superbadtwin Follow
okay anyone else think the oceanic six’s story is fake as hell??
🫧 pearlswanhydra Follow
god the ragebait on this site isn't even original anymore. for the millionth time, they have differing details on the crash because they're in shock. trauma can mess with your memory pretty bad. i can't believe people are openly doubting their story based on the typhoon and the survival raft being a “crAzY cOiNciDeNce!!!1!” either like??? yeah that's how coincidences work?? they are so lucky that they were rescued and they're just trying to adjust to normal life. can you give them some fucking grace? where is the critical thinking???
🔎 superbadtwin
girl it's not even ragebait you're just mad lmao. i’m not saying they're shitty people i’m just saying they're definitely lying!! like what about the lady with the baby?? she should've been 6 months pregnant when she was arrested in australia based on the math but she was DEFINITELY not pregnant in any of her wanted posters so where’d that baby come from? i swear to god she stole that thing
🫧 pearlswanhydra
i’m sorry, why are you analyzing her wanted posters to see if she LOOKS PREGNANT? that’s super invasive and weird, you know that right? and don't think you can get away with hiding this in the tags:
in retrospect i should not have expected any critical thinking from the monsterfuckers pissing on the poor freak website. fucking listen to disaster survivors with some compassion
🔎 superbadtwin
L + deflection + now the guy who wrote the sentence “monsterfuckers pissing on the poor” is gonna call us a freak website? you had to come up with that sentence & visual all by yourself babe
#devil’s sacrament tag
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🗡️ mr-jeremy-bentham Follow
do the right thing sawyer. kill mr. sawyer and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower 🫳🪷🪷🔪🪷🪷🪷
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🛥️ inanotherlife Follow
rip charlie you would've loved “i’m on a boat” by the lonely island (2009)
🎸 driveshaft-official Follow
maybe it's just me but i feel like desmond specifically shouldn't be allowed to make these kinds of posts
#also it's not even 2009?
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👒 littlehouseontheisland Follow
hope i’m not just a con man to you but also one of your “blorbos” whatever the hell that is
👒 littlehouseontheisland
oh this is the wrong blog.
🌠 nightwindswhispertome Follow
sawyer has a little house on the prairie sideblog???
🌠 nightwindswhispertome
DISCOURSE ON THE LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE SIDEBLOG???
⚪️ lukalunamariaee Follow
aren’t you like 50 years old wtf are you doing
👒 littlehouseontheisland
50????
👒 littlehouseontheisland
i’m gonna fucking kill you people
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🖲️ button-believer Follow
OMFG what fucking idiot started a daily do we push the button poll. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING TO DECIDE ON BASED ON TUMBLR POLLS IF WE DON'T PUSH IT WE LITERALLY ALL DIE!!!
🏆 99goodson Follow
we're all dead as hell anyway who gaf. that button doesn’t do shit
🧴 nottherashguy Follow
Strange how you’re always so eager to take first shift in there if you don’t believe 🤨
🏆 99goodson
it's air conditioned
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💼 tomsawyer2 Follow
did anyone else see that tiger changing its stripes over there? WTF
#just ruined the conceit of everything i ever said
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🎀 coquettetourniquette Follow
HEARTBREAKING: the best doctor you know just made a good point (you are dying)
#like he’s eye candy. total 90s heartthrob #but when he starts telling you you have only days to live #im like UM TOTAL TURNOFF?? #ughhh wish i could be the old guy who believes the island will give us everything we need #except i guess what i “needed” was septicemia 🙄 so like. fml
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🆘 dowepushthebutton-daily Follow
Day #1: Do we push the button today?
yes
no
Also considering whether I should make a bonus poll for whether you guys believe the button does anything or not. LMK!
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📫 island-confessions Follow
ok anyone else think jack and sawyer have smth going on? they're always having such homoerotically-charged fights no way they haven't stuck their tongues down each other's throats at least once
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🥼 party-of-one Follow
Delete this NOW
💼 tomsawyer2 Follow
see unlike mr. jackin’ the penis here i’m not a coward and i’ll admit that i’d jump on that
🥼 party-of-one
What?
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👨🏻⚕️ ethan-the-romantic Follow
not scott, not steve, but a secret third thing
🧔🏻 beam-me-up-scott Follow
op what does this mean
🧔🏻♂️ sbensbeve Follow
OP???
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✈️ crashhappened Follow
that charlie guy looks kinda like that one guy from lord of the rings
✈️ crashhappened
pippi longstocking or something
🏆 99goodson Follow
it’s pippin. and no he doesn’t. you’re thinking of merry
✈️ crashhappened
no… you just don’t understand my powers of perception… [My eyes glow red, and a third eye opens up on my forehead, showing my true power that is beyond your mortal understanding.]
🏆 99goodson
[i cast third eye explosion spell]
✈️ crashhappened
owowowowowowch!! [my third eye is smoking]
🏆 99goodson
woah. didn’t know your third eye was cool like that
✈️ crashhappened
hell yeah. [hands you a blunt]
🏆 99goodson
[sticks it up my ass] 😩
🐔 cluckity-cluck-cluck-day Follow
@driveshaft-official
🎸 driveshaft-official Follow
why the fuck did you tag me in this???
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🎈 henry-gale Follow
wow! this island i landed on is pretty sweet
🪪 the-real-henry-gale Follow
👁️_👁️
🎈 henry-gale
who the hell are you
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