I hate it but Maul x Obi wan?
This ship makes me laugh, because of how one-sided it is.
It is really clear (to me at least), that deep down...
Maul just wants Obi-Wan to brutally ream him into a mattress.
Or a wall.
Or the floor.
He just wants to get dicked down by Obi-Wan.
And Obi-Wan...
wants none of it. And the problem is that Obi-Wan has chemistry of some form or another with everyone he meets, whether it’s brotherly chemistry with Anakin, or romantic chemistry with Satine or like. Whatever that hate-eye-fucking-thing was with Ventress.
Everything Maul does is to get some sort of attention from Obi-Wan. He even kills the love of Obi-Wan’s life. It’s almost like a Batman/Joker relationship in that way that Joker wants Bruce to think of nothing else - and no one else - but the Joker.
But Maul’s fixation just reads as so much more...sexual.
I don’t really ship it? But I see that unrequited lust.









