#scoville

[kitab00m101]

Avid.. Avid what the fuck do you mean

Sire daddy?

..... SIRE DADDY?????

[roksim]

Scoville, A Fiery Scorcho!!

A set of Scoville faces for Royal Chomper!!

[housefullofup]

Two characters I've been TRYING to put together a comic for, Spike and Scoville from CRASH QUEST DUMMIES. These are some doodles I've done of them, some canonical and some not.

[queen-mabs-revenge]

oh my god. i just got my obvious perfume discovery set in the mail, which i kind of purely got because i needed to understand scoville:

and ohhhhhhmg i genuinely think i'm in love????

so much is riding on the drydown right now because i'm fucking obsessed with this opening it is giving chopping habanero. it's giving that nearly wet plaster smell of capsacin. that herbal/floral bouquet of black pepper? boom it's there. but that roundness of the wood and vanilla are there, too, so it's not just straight pepper - but it's NEARLY STRAIGHT UP GRASSY, FRUITY, BRIGHT, WARM, SPICY PEPPER AND !!!!!!!!

i am going insane i LOVE THIS SO MUCH???

[tilbageidanmark]

My energy drink

[merryvonbickleton]

i should post on here more

anyways take this capsaicin design i cooked up. i found it funny that devsis decided to go with the literal chemical itself rather than a member of the capsicum pepper family (the only plants that produce the compound) so i wanted to use that as a motif throughout his design because i am. so normal about organic chemistry

i'll expand on how i think the scoville system works a bit later but uhhh yeah hope you enjoy him 👍

[thirsty4villains]

Loki's Adventures on Midgard

Part 2: Scoville

Rated: G

Tags: silliness, humor, food

Word count: 431

Summary: Asgard doesn't have a lot of spicy food. Here's Loki trying food with some spice for the first time.

Read below, on AO3, or Wattpad. And you can also support me on Patreon! :)

“We’re out of popcorn,” you said, rummaging through the pantry. “We have chips and salsa though.”

It was a stormy night and you and Loki were going to cuddle up and watch a movie. You’d shown him a handful of them here during his time on Earth. Tonight, you picked one of your favorite comedy films. The last one you showed him was a dud, he watched it with a stony face the entire time so you were really hoping that this one would get some chuckles out of him.

“I haven’t tried that snack yet, but sure,” Loki replied from the couch.

“Just be careful, the salsa’s a bit spicy.”

“I’m sure it’ll be fine,” he said.

A minute later, you approached the couch with a bowl of chips and salsa and offered it to him. Loki took a tortilla chip and scooped some salsa onto it. With his mouth half-full, he spoke.

“By the gods that is spicy.” A few seconds later and the spice really kicked in. “What did you put in this?”

“I didn’t put anything in it, it came like that,” you gestured. “It’s just a jar of salsa you get from the store.”

He continued to eat more chips, his eyes watering as he did so. “This is fantastic, but…” Loki conjured some water to drink.

You laughed at Loki’s intrigue and his suffering taste buds. “I thought you said you had spicy food on Asgard.”

“We do. Often my mother would make stews for us as children that were spicy.”

“What was in those stews? Pepper?”

Loki nodded, taking another drink of water. 

“Anything else?” you said.

He shook his head. “No, that was about it.”

“Oh my god, Loki, you’re so white,” you laughed. “Remind me, what kind of foods did you have on Asgard again?”

“Bread and grains, meats, fish, vegetables, fruit and nuts, and plenty of cakes.”

“Were the meats seasoned?”

Loki looked at you with offense. “Of course they were seasoned. We had the best chefs in Asgard serving us. We had diplomatic visitors from other realms who raved over the meals we served them.”

“They just weren’t spicy.”

“Apparently not.”

Despite his suffering, he took a few more chips. “This is phenomenally tasty. I had no idea food could be this spicy.”

“Oh man, Loki, I gotta take you out for some authentic spicy food some time, then. You’re gonna love it.”

With his mouth half-full again, he nodded. After swallowing his food he said, “Please do. Clearly I have been missing out.”

He took another swig of water.

[catfindr]