Diogenes is ace and indifferent to sex. Is Cimmerians beta reader (they're unbiased)
Squires never got an scp designation because it actually takes a long time to get one, and they ended up using him as an I-class instead.
Kondraki was in the military before joining the foundation.
Glass knows way too much about the schedules of his coworkers; if you miss a session, he will know when you're skipping just to skip.
Squires and glass go to bingo together occasionally.
Iceberg and Cimmerian do NOT like eachother. Iceberg thinks Cimmerian is a cocky, egoist bastard with an ugly facial scar. Cimmerian thinks the same in regards to iceberg.
Cimmerian got his scars in some heroic scene with him saving somebody and losing his left arm and leg in the process. He has prosthetics but still has a bit of a limp. I think he was field personnel before joining ethics because of his injuries. He's also a bit blind in his left eye. Despite this, he is certain he has "still got it" and dresses real nice because of it.
Iceberg, in contrast, got his facial scars from working in the dark and accidentally blowing himself up. Because he's STUPID.
Clef whistles and goes "well helloooooooo sailor!" when Kondraki walks in the room purely to rage bait him
Cimmerian and Diogenes live together. Cimmerian stays up super late reading hardcore smut and listening to audiobooks, pissing Diogenes off cuz they can hear it through the headphones.
Clef refers to convex as a ghost (I mean he's not wrong), and has called him Casper before (unc thinks his references are funny 😢)
Clef has worked on 682 several times, but always gets removed from his position because of "inappropriate behaviour" (sicing 682 on various reality benders) everytime he's removed from the team, he hunts down squires because he's the "next best thing".
Squires vs 682 is a fight between an unmovable object and a significantly lighter unmovable object. Squires cannot fight WHATSOEVER and is actually quite weak, so I doubt he'd even really try to kill 682 knowing he himself can't die.
Squires, as well as several other physics related anomalies, have been cross-tested with scp 4769. Most had varying results. Squires, in particular, was initially ignored by the teacher, before being chastised for "being in the wrong class".
Scp 049 and 035 were in a toxic relationship, with Scp 049 only looking the way he does because of scp 035. His mask is actually fused to his face due to his healing factor Below it is a stringy, rotted, raw mess.
Squires was moved from site to site semi-frequently depending on his usefulness. He was kept at the site 4769 is at for a while before being moved to site 19 due to his work on 5027
Pet peeve of mine is the fact that SCP 5027 is called Schrödinger's man because he's in a state of quantum superposition when Schrödinger's cat was meant to argue against superposition in the first place. I love 5027 tho he's such a cutie I wanna draw him...
Also I didn't realize how many asks I've left on the confessions blog about 5027 until now... my bad mate it's the memory issues I swear....
I have a hc for 5027 that physical contact with him causes a switch between the two states of being dead and alive. Has he ever made physical contact with a dead body his ability itself didn't create? I don't think so!! What if he's some sort of, er for lack of a better word, anchor being? According to Schrödinger's cat the cat exists in a state of superposition until it is observed, then its state is set to one of those possibilities, hence we usually can never witness something being in multiple states at once. Except for 5027!!! What if upon contact with him, the very way they are observed is changed from one state to another like a switch. I have a whole bunch of ideas regarding him and how he'd interact with a scientist o mine that I'll probably work on, but felt like sharing regardless 😛😛
Also has anyone cross tested 5027 with 682? I think it could be worth a shot 👍🏻👍🏻
