Eebie!!!!!! Stupid little snake/owl-cat critter! It is the recovered aftermath of Chaos Insurgent experimentation, and its anomalous abilities include:
-the ability to verbalize emoticons. Like it can say “:3” aloud and you know what it said. Some memetic mumbo-jumbo
-the ability to liquefy. It usually does this as a form of tantrum, and it’s not yet known if there exists a “point of no return” where the entity is no longer able to solidify. Therefor it’s best to keep it as content as possible.
In light of its past with the CI, Eebie is very averse to being alone. And due to its relative harmlessness, it’s allowed to roam the halls in order to maintain contact with personnel
Please don’t let it eat batteries.