The Blade would like his cheezits now..that’s too many headpats!
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The Blade would like his cheezits now..that’s too many headpats!
First impressions don’t last, do they?
Chapter 37 of Fault is here!
This week on my Sleepy Bois Inc SCP au: Under the hushed threat of what damage Tommy causes when he spirals alone, Tommy pressures Techno into secretly helping him attempt exposure therapy. Only, Techno can psychically feel the raging storm of Tommy’s fear. But given Techno played a hand in Tommy’s trauma, maybe it’s deserved. Fortunately, Tubbo notices Tommy’s crisis. Unfortunately, Tubbo loathes Techno for hurting them. Can they overcome bad blood to save Tommy?
Worse, when Wilbur realizes he triggered Tommy he does what he always does: run. And as the Foundation closes in on the anomalies, Philza’s fear only mounts as the last time his children when missing replays in his amnestics-scarred mind.
imagine scp The Blade trying to take like a required ethics class for the major he’s paying for via cheating at gambling, with the laptop he stole for online classes, while lying to all his friends and professors about being a human + forging documents to back that up, plus constantly murdering the Foundation MTF squads sent in to capture him. Like. The sheer irony
We know CC techno is basically an SCP at this point. Like I can vaguely recall his face, kinda. That got me thinking of actual SCP techno. Maybe he’s the host to a parasitic SCP (blood god) or maybe there are two of them combined (him + blood god) or maybe just him. Something that makes him only vaguely memorable. There was a young man covered in blood at the bus stop.
What did he look like? Hmm, couldn’t tell you. I think he said something at some point. What was he wearing? I don’t know, but he was wearing something.
The SCP foundation is looking for this creature that causes security cameras to fizz and leaves trails of blood that match no known dna. They don’t even know if it’s human. No one can catch this anomaly. Dr. Phil of the Foundation is put on the case. Meanwhile, he takes the new intern, whose name he can’t quite seem to remember (it was tech something right? It was an odd name certainly. Dr. Phil’s degree in ancient history told him it was in old one.) is helping him track the Scp down. The new intern is weird, admittedly, but Dr. Phil’s other inter, Ranboo is also very odd, so he’s a veteran that this kind of thing.
Also, he keeps finding odd bloop stains on the new interns clothes. Concerning, but best not to ask too many questions at the Foundation.
I like the idea of the Blood God being an SCP with parasitic tendencies and Techno being the guy who it attaches itself to. Since it's in line with my dsmp headcanons (ie. Techno himself not being the Blood God but merely a conduit).
The Blood God would be SCP-(insert random number) and Techno is designated by the foundation as SCP-(insert same random number)-A. Though, aside from the parasitic god, he's literally just some guy. He gets taken into custody by the foundation both for his own safety and that of others.
When containment procedures are met, interacting with Techno is not dangerous and actually pretty chill. On the contrary, the Blood God gets agitated when its host is agitated, so keeping Techno safe and sound is actually paramount. He has a bed, gets fed well, and the head scientist (a Dr. Philza Craft) is free to interact with him to offer companionship, sometimes letting his interns interact with Techno also.
Containment procedures are pretty simple:
No blood should ever be within 15 feet of Techno, unless he spilled it himself. This includes blood samples or dried blood.
A bell must be provided for Techno to ring every few hours.
Once a month, Techno must spill blood as a sacrifice to the Blood God. Animals suffice, but humans are better. The amount of blood needed to sate the Blood God can be variable and depends on how agitated it is.
Strategy games such as risk, chess, competitive video games, etc should be provided. Games that Techno can 'win' in seem to keep the Blood God calm for longer and lower the amount of blood needed for a sacrifice.
Techno is functionally immortal (doesn't age and seems incapable of bleeding out, despite feeling the pain of any inflicted wound). Attacking him or trying to harm him usually ends terribly for the attacker. They did a lot of tests at first - also to figure out the containment procedures. But Dr. Philza currently doesn't allow tests anymore, they were both too distressing for Techno and too costly in Class-D subjects.
Killing Techno would be possible, but since the Blood God would just attach itself to another mortal, it's more interesting for the foundation to keep Techno locked up.
Fancy scp Technoblade, for all your stylish needs!