#sbi au

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I need a fic where vigilante or villain au!technoblade, tommy and wilbur are undercover as servers in a restaurant for whatever reason, playing a long con with the added bonus of a paycheck.

and wilbur is PISSED that tommy and technoblade are making more tips then him.

he doesnt understand how they do it either, technoblade is either snarky or dead quiet unless asking a question, and tommy laughs at his own jokes so loudly it borders annoying and you would need more hands then 2 to count the amount of times he has accidentally spilled drinks on costumers, wilbur is charming and nice and makes all the rightly timed jokes with perfectly timed out service.

its eating him alive.

meanwhile, technoblade and tommy are recycling the same $1000 in between each-other to use as fake tips in order to piss wilbur off.

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napping civilian tommy with 3 jobs and villain sbi au

like legitimately tommy is so tired from his jobs and has nearly no time between them that whenever he has a free moment he falls asleep. wherever is the closest empty hidden spot tbh.

the syndicate keep finding him because he's falling asleep directly in their suspicious back alleys that they take to get to places without being seen

one time he popped out from behind a dumpster while they made a shady deal with somebody and had to grab him and book it so he didnt get merked for seeing too much

their mindset is that this kid is in SO much danger why is he sleeping in the streets is he homeless we have got to stop running into him is he tracking us somehow?

and tommy's mindset is like "lol and dream says the syndicate is illusive and impossible to find, illusive my butt- oh shit im late for work"

and before the syndicate can question him too much he always slips away to go off to work

dark sbi too so they follow him for one whole out of concern/paranoia and they find his workplace(s) and his apartment locations, witness him fall asleep on 3 roofs, behind 2 dumpsters, and on a park bench in-between his job shifts.

they come to the conclusion that this boy is insane and has to be stopped before he endangers himself

OH WAIT IDEA, tommy's power is that he legitimately repels danger. its like a super luck power but not fully because it only stops him from being picked for a mugging or kidnapped, he could still get rained on or like lose his stuff on accident.

so like, tommy takes naps anywhere because he knows that no one can get him, even dream his past abuser can't re-kidnap him or send others after him because tommy already escaped the situation and dream is repelled by tommy's power

but sbi arent repelled cause they mean well and arent gonna hurt him, so tommy is just genuinely so confused when they somehow kidnap him

he has a brief freakout that his power has stopped working, cause he's still scared of dream to this day, but then sbi say they did it cause they don't want him sleeping on the streets and he's still baffled but atleast he knows his powers work

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i love dark sbi fics where dark sbi has like, no shame about the way they act even around other people, and in normal society this would get them arrested but in this case the person theyre forcefully adopting (tommy or techno or whomever) is so wet cat + having a bad time + pathetic coded that the people who are around them just accept that its happening

"oh this is weird, but theyre probably better off this way oh well"

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A SBI fic idea I’ve had for a while, I call it ‘A Vampires Sham’ that’s right folks vampires au!! That’s so silly a crazy guys!!! so it’s humans vs Vampires, there’s a lot of world building yada yeas what EVER.

the AU features Wilbur, a Human, that gets adopted by the vampire king and queen. Kristen and Phil. now you see Kristen may have done a silly little oopsie, a little gafaf, and ends up killing his parents. LISTEN every Vampire has a feeding code, they decide for themselves where there humanity ends and begins. For Kristen killing families that still have small kids is a no go. She doesn’t notice Wilbur because that bitch is outside for some fuck ass reason and so when Kristen comes back out of the house wiping her mouth and sees this toddler just…rolling on the grass-

She’s like “Oh shit.” The kid looks at her and goes “bahshaghsbabsbbbbbdbdbbdbdbdb”

And now Kristen has decided she’s ready for kids and obviously brings this small child to her husband and she goes “PLEASE PLEASE PLEAASSEEEE CAN WE KEEP HIM PLEASEEEE” and Phil goes “HOLY SHIT HES SO CUTE OFC MY LOVE” and then they shoot this baby up with magic spells and potions so he can at least look the part of a vampire. Wilbur grows up never knowing that he is one, and being very frustrated at how over protective his parents are.

Oh and uh Techno is his brother, :D you may be wondering then where pink boy was during this impromptu kidnapping, while they do share a birthday they aren’t twins, so techno is actually out getting some food and wood instead of their mom since she broke her leg a few nights ago so it’s up to him while dad cares for her.

Then he comes back to a massacre: he thinks his little brother is dead, he thinks his parents are dead, and he’s utterly devastated. Reasonably so I’d say, don’t worry though because he ends up going to the human kingdom capital or whatever and asks to be trained as a vampire hunter.

As for Tommy? Well he’s the human kingdom prince of course! And he has no secrets whatsoever that need to be hidden.

I know I know, very bare bones idea, but I shall flesh it out more as I think of more. I have ideas for a prophecy, a cool epic adventure- trust it’s gonna be GASS guys

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lamia philza and dragon tommy au where the tommy can turn human with some lizard like features, so in their human form when they stand next to each other most people would assume that tommy is philza's biological half lamia half human child

only, he's actually a 30 foot tall fire breathing dragon whom lamia philza looked at one day and said "oh thats my son now" and it somehow worked out

people think philza has to protect tommy from being picked on for being half lamia but in actuality, philza has to hold tommy back from going dragon and crushing anyone who insults him or his snake father.

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I havent been in the naruto fandom for years I've forgotten all lore and fannon but I need an sbi au combo with the kakashi and his 3 feral kids au

specifically sakura as kakashi's favorite child as technoblade and philza, because originally sakura was gonna have a battle axe and obviously the pink hair plus Kakashi as philza, it just makes the most sense

and then tommy as naruto and wilbur as sasuke are always fighting eachother but obsessed with eachother too, tommy looks up to techno but also wilbur and wilbur looks up to techno and thinks tommy is annoying at first

I JUST NEED THIS AU TO EXIST IN THE OPEN AIR OKAY IT DOESNT HAVE TO MAKE SENSE

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sbi but put them in ever after high

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literally everything can be sbi. everything. I love this goshdarned fandom so fucking much 🤧🥺😭<3