I would read the shit out of Snowballs Chance in Hell
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I would read the shit out of Snowballs Chance in Hell
NEW TROLLS WOW
so we have Omteot, the bronze god, Mhyinn Qakesh my queen smooching Colt because humans are small and soft
and the sad highblood who I currently don’t have a name for
Pencils for a proud Rose before inks My phone is on its last breath so sorry for less that exceptional photos
So here we are, just a few more jencer drawings from the ol' sketchbook
Sometimes I think about what a Jencer fic would look like from me, and honestly it would more than likely be something like The Crew visits IKEA and somehow Jack gets separated from the herd and by the powers that be gets locked inside infinite IKEA. Of course Spencer scares the shit out of him, probably by cooly hiding in a display room, and they spend the night together.
In some of the least sexy ways imaginable.
AKA, an entire night of Spencer pulling Jack around by the scruff out of the figurative and all-together-too literal mouths of IKEA. They hide from employees, get hunted by the wifi salesmen, and only mostly escape the samples giver.
Spencer kills a lot of employees and Jack is just working hard to keep up, all the while talking out of his ass. Lots of harsh opinions on putting furniture together and overcharging consumers. Some surprising agreements are shared.
By the end of it the staff is just trying to get the two freakazoids out of the store, they don't need more anomalies inside their anomaly, thanks.
They get kicked out of SCP-3008 and go their separate ways, shook up and surprised at what a sort-of good time they had.
That's all.
Oh wow another cool Dave woah sick bro
something quick and glimmering
Winter Wonderland plays menacingly in the distance
I have thought of very few things other than these two for the past week.