#scp-3922

[hkayakh]

There is an scp called SCP-3922

It's a cylinder that when placed near a tv or computer while a media of fiction is played on it, will change the contents of it to result in a better outcome.

For instance, if you played a Batman movie, armed people, called SCP-3922-A will come in and stop The Joker before he can commit any crimes.

Another example is when it was placed next to a playing of Starwars Episode 4. Right before the death star went off, SCP-3922-A came in and defeated all of the imperial army before they could fire it.

I'm saying all of this because they did it with Goncharov

Now the funny thing about this is that the red text links to SCP-2747, an scp described as being a lady with black thorns related to the number 7 that destroys any fiction that it's mentioned in.

Just thought it'd be neat to bring it up

[current-hyperfixation-here]

I love reading the SCP-3922 extended test logs because there are plenty of tests about movies I know of and watch, but also because sometimes there's one about something I haven't and it reads like:

"At the 32-minute mark (the scene of the character Blorbo Bingus's torture), SCP-3922-A crashes in through the window and opens fire on their aggressors. Bingus is rescued and Glup Shitto is taken into custody. The diary in which Shitto wrote of his intent to commit cannibalism in the previous scene is confiscated as evidence."

[00technocolor00]

Oh what I would give to watch this version 

[timeliner2004tf]

SCP-3922 ( STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM!!! ) : Test Log // Blood Capsules

Subject : Blood Capsules, 2018, not rated. A music video ( whose sole visual component is a still image of a 45rpm record in its decorative jacket ) by the Mountain Goats, in which singer / instrumentalist John Darnielle tells a first-person narrative about a former professional wrestler who loses his job after he quits using steroids, burns through his savings and decides to escape his debts by faking his death during a staged bank robbery – and realizes too late that the bank guards will not be aware of his plan and will react to him with genuine violence. The song ends with the narrator waiting in line at the bank, before any confrontation can occur

Interference Point : None.

Result : No changes from the original footage

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Subject : Blood Capsules by the Mountain Goats, edited to remove the introduction in which John Darnielle specifies that he is a performer singing a song in a recording studio

Interference Point : End

Result : Several new verses are added, beginning with “ In stroll a bunch of goons / They intercept the guards / They’re all wearing three moons / They tell me life can sure be hard “. The narrator describes how the instances of SCP-3922-A lead him from the bank and commend his integrity in having quit steroids ; they also praise his creativity in terms of problem-solving but point out that his violent death would have traumatized the bank employees and customers, and tell him that he should not avoid his debts. He thanks the instances for stopping him from making a terrible mistake, then emphasizes that the only profession for which he is qualified is wrestling : “ This treatment’s more than I deserve / Maybe I’m not a worthless slob / But like I said before / I can’t work any other job “ ( referring to a line from the original lyrics : “ I can’t work any other job / This was my last and best idea ). In response, they offer him a position with the Three Moons Initiative. He accepts ; the song ends with them taking him “ to a glowing portal / I guess I’ll never see this world again / But now I don’t have to be mortal / I leave behind my life / And these / Blood capsules “

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Subject : Video of John Darnielle singing Blood Capsules in front of a live audience, edited to remove any introduction.

Interference Point : None

Result : No changes from the original footage

[availableclimate]

Yeast of thought and mind

[hikar-u-tada]

In what fucking world is the LEGO Movie confusing

[hikar-u-tada]

SCP-3922 is so funny because their soldiers will adapt to any and all mediums and art styles. It would not be out of place to see them in a Call Of Duty playthrough or a Marvel movie and even the Lego Movie but they would look ridiculous in like. Jimmy Neutron.

[the-scp-files]

SCP-3922 |STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!|

Object Class: SAFE

By: daveyoufool

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