#scratch-c4t

[scratch-c4t]

(He's at the kitchen table, partially laying over it. He looks bored out of his mind, like not doing anything at all is killing him. Eventually he gets up, stumbling as he tries to find something, anything, to do—willing to fight just to feel alive)

@k0bra-k1d

(Scratch is sitting against the wall near the door, his knees tucked loosely to his chest and one arm curled around his knees while the other lays out on the floor beside him. He looks calm and spacey, staring into the ceiling with his head leaned back into the wall. He twitches a little every now and then, his static a dull orange and partially red.)

[scratch-c4t]

Does a super awesome kick flip on my scooter off a roof and lands on you 🫵 and breaks a bone . One of MY bones. Owch.

AUGHCK!

(He catapults face-first into the sand, immediately pushing himself up a little and hacking out a mouth and nose-full of sand. He sneezes a couple times, eventually recovering with a dazed groan. When he does manage to sit up and ruffle the sand from his hair, he huffs.)

.. hhguh.. I told you NOT to break something.

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Drops a piano on you as a defense mechanism

A shadow on the sand diverts his attention up to the absolutely nonsensical falling piano from about 10 feet up. He screams right before the impact, the piano landing with a discordant clang of ivory and broken bones.

Well, would-be broken bones. Scratch is too quick for that. He managed to narrowly avoid getting hit by the piano, his only injury being from tripping over his own feet and face-planting briefly in the sand due to his initial panic. Soon enough, he's back up and running.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I'M GONNA RIP YOU TO PIECES!"

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Imagine losing

Fuck you! I won that fucking fight.

(He scoffs.)

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Puts YOU in a cervical collar (Cone of Shame ™️)

NOOO!! NOOOOO!!!!

(he is writhing around and snarling and foaming at the mouth like a cat stuck in a plastic bag.)

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Imagine dislocating your knee and fracturing something

Imagine crying like a little bitch because youw nose is bweeding. Aww.

(he’s very much mocking Kobra)

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Aw man :( I'll just break .. one of MY bones. Yay ❤️

.. Don't. break your bones. I don't wanna get blamed for that.

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Can I break one☝️of your bones. For fun. Today would be my birthday if I was born today so you should let me.

Nuh-uh. I already broke enough of 'em.

(He crosses his arms, pausing temporarily before kind of looking confused, glancing down and then to the side as he thinks through the birthday comment.)

.. And.. that's...

(He trails off, looking really truly confused for a few seconds before scoffing and shaking his head.)