#scratchandclaw

[chadbaegel]

Shorty G (Chad Gable) - WWE Series 114

Shorty G (Chad Gable) - WWE Series 114 WWE Toy Wrestling Action Figure

The Shorty G figure is currently $6.99 if anybody is interested 👀 It's a nice addition to a collection, even if you already have like 5 of them *cough cough* @scratchandclaw *cough cough cough*

[chadbaegel]

A [CRINGE] Chad Gable Fanfiction

(This fanfic is ridiculous and inspired by a goofy friendship between a couple of hardcore Gable fanatics. It will really only somewhat makes sense to us because it is filled with inside jokes lmao)

Candy corn orange hues painted the heavens above us as we, @scratchandclaw and myself, raced to make it into the WWE Thunderdome on time. It was the first live Smackdown event post pandemic and we made it a point to be in attendance. "Do you think Chad will be here!?" I managed to ask @scratchandclaw as I attempted to catch my breath. "Wellllll, I think so!" he answered somewhat optimistically. "Good, I hope so! Otherwise I would've ran all the way over here, nearly tripping and injuring myself for nothing!" @scratchanclaw laughed, "Bless your heart." I rolled my eyes at him but laughed too.

Pushing the entrance doors open, we looked around, shocked to see so many people roaming around the lobby. One particular fan whose name possibly rhymed with "Shmabby" laid sprawled on the floor while on her phone, with what appeared to be rage filled tweets against Vince McMahon (just a guess). Amidst the chaos, something caught @scratchandclaw's attention and he nudged me. "Hey, @chadbaegel. Do you see what I'm seeing?" I looked in the direction of his gaze and I gasped. "OMG. Is that a Trifecta delivery man!?" @scratchandclaw and I looked at each other and we knew our Gable-dar was in full working mode. If there was one thing these two nerds knew, it was that Chad Gable LOVED Trifecta, as noted in his various Instagram ads (coupon code Shakk20 for 20% off fam). "Do you think if we follow the delivery guy, he'll lead us to Chad!?" I asked @scratchandclaw. "Yep. But that would be ridiculous!" @scratchandclaw said, with a playful pout starting to form as the ridiculous idea grew on him. With just a quick glance, we nodded and proceeded to be totally not creepy and stalkerish and followed the Trifecta delivery man.

With no real logic regarding what we were doing, we continued to follow the delivery man until we reached an area with security standing by. "@scratchandclaw, I have a plan but there's no time to explain, so just try to go along with stuff." "Wait what-" @scratchandclaw began to ask as I pushed him into the Trifecta delivery man, sending them both toppling over and into the security guy. As they all scrambled on the floor, Trifecta meals scattered all over the place, I motioned to @scratchandclaw and he got up, following me backstage with a single Trifecta package in hand. "I can't believe your crazy plan worked!" he said in an extremely Southern, yet slightly fruity way. "Well I can't believe it worked either! And I can't believe you smuggled some Trifecta too!" I laughed in a troll-like manner.

As we headed toward the locker rooms, we stopped dead in our tracks as we heard a familiar voice yell out, "Hey, stop!" @scratchandclaw and I looked at each other before slowly turning around. I gasped, as I saw Chad walking towards us, his eyes focused on @scratchandclaw and the Trifecta he was holding. "Hey, is that a Mexican bowl you're holding there, pal?" Chad asked. @scratchandclaw mumbled out a quiet "Yep" and held the Trifecta Mexican bowl towards Chad, offering it to him. I stood there in complete shock. He was so handsome and his hair was just as swooshy as @scratchandclaw and I had imagined. Chad smiled and took the Mexican bowl. "Aww thank you! Ya know, ya gotta eat like you train! Speaking of which, I should really get going." As he turned away I asked, "Hey Chad, could we bother you for a group picture?" Chad smiled sweetly and agreed to the pic. As we said our goodbyes and he walked away, @scratchandclaw and I were just starting to discuss the excellent craftsmanship of Chad's new singlet when we saw the security guy and Trifecta man running towards us. @scratchandclaw and I ran out of the building like our lives depended on it, hiding in a nearby McDonald's and decided to have a nice platonic burger and sweet tea evening. "What a man" we both said as we admired the very real and wholesome Chad group photo.

[throughthelensofjeremiah]

At the end of it all.. _ It’s the man whose the most hungry that always finds a way to win. _ #BeAConquerer #ScratchAndClaw #BeUnbreakable #StayHungry #iam1stPhorm (at Warren, Rhode Island)

[theglamorouself-blog]

I’ve been doing what I did last night for years..

and I’m the best on the planet at it. I promise you. #ScratchAndClaw #De…

[unmistakablymistaken]

BLUECOATS ARE LITERALLY .15 FROM BEATING CADETS AND GETTING SECOND PLACE

THEYRE CLOSING THE GAP YESSSSS