Prowl likes spreadsheets. Oddly, Starscream does too. They bond over this.
Starscream and Prowl are forcefully married after crashing on an alien planet in what the locals think is a sign from the Gods before being given a far too small room with only one bed. Thats not even the worst thing to happen this week.
Hiiiiii Prowl x Starscream? Preferably IDW but any continuity works.
Starscream’s favorite activity is antagonizing Prowl until he snaps and kisses him until neither of them can think straight.
Wing washing is intimate to air frames. Prowl does not care, because Starscream is filthy and if he refuses to do anything about the rust on him then Prowl will.
Starscream isn’t as dumb as he pretends to be. Prowl agonizes over it while trying to direct a squad of autobots against him.
If asked when it had started, neither of them could answer. But being on the same, isolated space station, tasked to keep an eye on a situation on the planet below for centuries…Obviously they became closer. Probably a bit too close.
Starscream considers their first date to be the time they got forced to work undercover together. Prowl sincerely disagrees.