You can tell by my facial hair that I'm a man and, because I'm a man, I'm a part of the fucked up side of the sexual revolution. Men still try to convince themselves that they're still in control. It's bullshit.....we go “yer, but we've got muscles”. We're fucked up and, since the sixties, we're just becoming more and more fucked up.
I'll give you an example of where women are now, compared to five years ago, maybe ten at the most. When you asked a woman, you know, “Is my dick OK?”, they'd say “ size doesn't matter, it's how you use it”. Now, in Cosmopolitan and all the other women’s magazines, they talk about dicks, and now they say that ' we want big ones, size does matter!'
Do you see where I'm coming from? They're getting brave, intelligent, they've been talking about us for years, they have studied us and now they know us. Meanwhile, all we've been doing is jerking off to titty magazines!! It's true.
These modern men’s magazines that have come out, they teach you how to cut your nails, how to use moisturiser and the right kind of shampoo.....guys go “fuck off.....titty magazines!!”
Meanwhile the girls are learning, they've been studying and they're ahead of us by years. The thing is, when we try to talk.....men find it difficult to talk, we find it difficult to express our feelings. For example, you're out with your girlfriend and you want to say something really romantic. You've got the lobster, the French wine, the candles......and it's your one big chance to say something that she'll remember forever. This is what happens.
When she's about fifty, she'll say “do you remember the night we had the lobster, the French wine, the candles and all the romance? Do you remember what you said to me? You said Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's true, we're shit with words, because guys have a dick and the brain and mouth doesn't seem to work in the circuit. Every time you try to say something meaningful, it just comes out as “blahhhhh”
For years, I've tried to write the perfect love poem. Every time I started, it was like a bad Paul McCartney lyric, or the Carpenters...you know “when I fall in love with you...” - oh, fuck off! And every time I started it seemed someone else had said it before. Then suddenly ping. So many people have said so many things about love, because it is the basis all our lives – relationships, guys, women, all of it, and it doesn't matter if someone has said it before, because as long as when you say something to your loved one, it comes from the heart, it, it's sincere and you mean it, it doesn't matter – because the words will always belong to you.
