#scumbag-the-hedgehog

[skyfcx]

     Man, he needed to listen to Amy's advice more often. This whole vacation stuff was actually pretty cool!

     It was a personal day at Emerald Coast... a bite-sized beach trip! Unlike his bluer, more spiky counterpart, the kit was rather fond of splashing about in the water. It was a simple joy, paddling to and fro, slapping on some goggles to view the aquatic lands below. And, of course, getting some surfing in! The aforementioned blue hedgehog enjoyed his snowboarding and city surfing, sure, but the towering tides were where the yellow fox shined!

     Deep in the folds of those oceanic waves, one would find the fox, fur soaked to the bone, as some practice and refresher courses were conducted. He needed to get his game face on... there was a surfing tournament happening in a little bit! It was nothing overly professional, you wouldn't catch folks like the Babylon Rogues trying their socks off here. But that didn't mean it was amateur hour either. There was some real skill in these waters!

     ...And, more importantly, the grand prize winner would be walking away with a two-week 80% discount at the boardwalk's finest ice cream stall, 2P's Ice Cream! Anyone who's anybody would kill for something like that; the winner would practically be eating for free! Gaia below, a mind was swimming with the thought of it all as a body threw itself from the water.

     Only about a half hour before things started, now. He'd take a small break before getting back to the swing of things and—

     "—Oh, you have got to be kidding me...

     "Scourge the Hedgehog..." Said with all the gravitas of sand in your shorts. Irritation. Annoyance. Did he kill a guy in his past life or something? Or did some cosmic force on high just really have it out for him? "Sonic's not here, if that's what you're poking around for. It's just me. And I'm practicing for the surfing tournament right now, so I'm a little busy."

     It was invisible to the naked eye, but the kid was currently trying to see if he was psychic. Perhaps if he tried to stare at Scourge and mentally blast him with thoughts that screamed 'GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY', he'd maybe, just maybe, go away.

@scumbag-the-hedgehog

[sweet-punch]

starter for @scumbag-the-hedgehog !!

Boy, it was stormy today, huh?

At least, that's what Amy thought initially when she heard the rumbling of thunder.

She wanted to sink into her couch and forget about the rain, but she found her eyes shot wide open, wincing at a lone piece of glass that wedged itself deep into the skin of her arm.

Okay, first of all, ouch. Second of all, this definitely was not very comfortable – who the heck would sit on a chair like this?

Picking the glass out of her skin, she carefully hopped out of the odd iron-maiden-esque throne she had woke up in. Well, as carefully as she could before tripping over the handle of... woah... was this?

She summoned it with a wave of her hand, the brass handle falling into her palm as she held it carefully in both hands. No, her hammer was right where it always was. And it was not green, and spiky, and barely holding itself together.

Last thing she remembered, Tails had been building a dimensional warp gun for easy travel to the special dimension, but then Sonic had come barreling in to evade an enraged Knuckles and –

Oh. Oh, you've gotta be kidding.

Well, uhm, that's okay! So now she was in a strange alternate dimension... might as well try to make some new friends! Maybe they can help her get back home!

[strebcr-a]

"You're ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you, give me 500$."

"Dude, I've only been here for like a minute! What the hell did I do!? I'm just trying to eat lunch!"

God danm can't someone enjoy a nice lunch in peace!?

[hiswrlds]

“ Can  we  maybe  not  discuss  total  world  annihilation ?  Chili  dogs  sound  a lot  better ,  my  treat . ”

[pomniegranate]

⸺ ❝ Oh, uh ... I guess that's one way to fix that. I didn't even think about trying that method. ❞

ZERO PLOTTING STARTER CALL. // @scumbag-the-hedgehog.

[multiiplied]

« you silly feeble-minded little gay. » Hi Sonic lmao

Snapcube 06 Starters / Accepting.

Up until two seconds ago he was on alert, ready to throw hands at a milliseconds notice. Then THAT was dropped on his head, and it has him THINKING.

              ❝ Is that really the vibe I give ? ❞

[allforchaos]

"Sure but. Are you still a King though.."

[endlessp0ssibilities]

@scumbag-the-hedgehog sent

33 maybe?

Starter Prompts

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Ember let out a yell of effort as she ran towards her opponent, a closed fist held high by her head. She suddenly stopped short, throwing her hand, which had now opened. Purple flames erupted from her palm, engulfing the random lackey, who screamed in pain. Ember used the opportunity to deliver a kick to the other's head and sent them tumbling to the ground. 

   “One down…” Ember looked at who remained of the group, who had her surrounded. She sighed, “Nine more to go.” 

   From behind, one went to rush in for an attack. Ember clenched her teeth as she looked back. She grabbed their arm, then jerked her elbow back, connecting with their chest. They went down like a sack of potatoes. Two more rushed in. Ember disappeared for only a second, blipping back behind one and grabbing their arm, which was then twisted. She swiftly stomped the back of their knee and brought them down. She then let go, and once more blipped, this time appearing in front of the other and swinging an uppercut to their throat. They gasped and knelt down while holding their throat. Three approached,and three blips later, quickly joined the pile of unconscious on the ground. 

  Ember looked at the remaining three, panting heavily. She reached up to meet the dribble of blood coming from her nose. “C'mon! S'all you got?!” 

   The three tightened their grips on their weapons but stopped at the sound of approaching foot steps. They looked back and quickly knelt down. Ember's blurred gaze went from the lackeys to the green hedgehog. She squinted, brows furrowed in confusion.

"Sonic?"