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[ryanhavethsnapped]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: MASH (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Father Francis Mulcahy/Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce Characters: Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Father Francis Mulcahy Additional Tags: Erectile dysnfuction, Post-Canon, Insomnia, Deaf Character, Deaf Mulcahy, Sign Language, Anal Sex, Fingering, Oral Sex Summary:

Hawkeye's medication helps keep him grounded, but when an undesired side effect causes problems, Mulcahy can't help but lend him a hand

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This fic lives rent free in my head.

[pomegranate]

Good luck and get well soon!!!! I can't believe they made that surgery thing from mash real

aw thank you so much Iggy!!!! 💓 WILD STUFF, they cut me open and took out a little troublesome organ, just like what happened to my best friend Margaret

[serpercival]

Traphawk "come back to bed" perhaps

YAYY finally getting back to these. I was really sick for a couple of days (still am, but somehow wrote the last 400 words of this in 10 minutes? who knows, man) and also got really absorbed in Fun New AU so these prompts were on the back burner 😂

Restless Recreation

“I don’t think it’s unreasonable to be worried,” Hawkeye said, kicking a pillow around. “Do you think it’s unreasonable to be worried? Because I don’t. I know, I know what Radar said, but even he can’t predict everything all the time or he wouldn’t have let Tommy go back out there, so–“ “Hawk.” Trapper turned on his best smile, the one he knew made Hawkeye’s knees go to jelly if he even thought he could see it under a surgical mask. “Come back to bed, honey.”

[serpercival]

D, F, M, S mulch 🫡

NSFW headcanon alphabet

I'm gonna be real I do not think about this man in a sexual context much so. these are initial thoughts and not anything I have detailed opinions about 😂

Mulcahy - DIRTY SECRET

I mean. He thinks it's a dirty secret that he fucked around with other guys during Seminary, but nobody's surprised about it.

FAVORITE POSITION

.... missionary. is that too easy

MOTIVATION

Honestly I think he's got a thing for bigger, athletic guys. Hawkeye is a notable exception to this rule. He wants someone who can throw him around a little because if they're initiating, it gets past the Guilt.

STAMINA

This is a man who has not touched himself in like a decade. you breathe on him wrong and he'll come. god bless.

[mxmorelart]

❄️ 📸 snow day! 🎞️ ❄️

Daniel Pierce’s photo albums 🥺

masholes exchange gift for @scuzbrains! 🩵

(Part 1 | Part 2)

[mxmorelart]

❄️☃️ snow day! ☃️❄️

masholes exchange gift for @scuzbrains! 🩵

(Part 1 | Part 2)

[ladyvean]

Do you think Garak’s ever dragged Bashir to play long, boring, dreary Cardassian holonovels with him?

Hmm.  Garak doesn’t strike me as the holonovel type... But perhaps he did as payback for the James Bond program, as well as an attempt to commandeer some of the time he spends with Miles there.

[ladyvean]

scuzbrains replied to your post: Cool things I found while packing today: My Q (as...

A Q teddy bear sounds like something he’d make materialize in his favorite Captain’s quarters

He probably gave one to Janeway in the Q and the Gray. It didn’t work.