🎶The devil made me do it...

...but I also kinda wanted to🎶 ♌☀️♐🌑

[depsidase]

[yesornopolls]

People who AREN'T asexual: Would you date an asexual person (they WON'T have sex with you)

People who AREN'T asexual: Would you date an asexual person (they WON'T have sex with you)

Yes

No

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Voting ended on7h

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[marnigritaz]

actually i think the craziest thing about the longjohn flap is that trapper says it's underwear that "we" (we being him and hawkeye) own. like through a series of highjinks they lose their shared pair of underwear which is shared in the first place because hawkeye can't stand to hear his boy bestie sniffle from the cold. so he shares his brand new underwear warm off his body. insane episode

[t00thpasteface]

trying to get people to watch iron lung feels like i'm holding out a big bucket of blood and asking people to blindly stick their hand in there and feel around. come on. it's not even that bad. just dunk your hand right in and hold it there for 2 hours

[setkaampass]

i like captain getting embarrassed

[russell-crowe]

i like my comedians middle-aged, tipsy and canoodling 😌

[skels-pixel-art]

please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission

[demiboydemon]

This fanfic shit is easy

[glassfrogforest]

[nondelphic]

the concept of "canon" is fake anyway. if you write a fanfic with better emotional arcs than the original you win. i said what i said

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Give a man a fanfic, and he will read for a day. Teach a man to write, and he still won't do it.

He'll think about it though, and boy oh boy, he'll be thinking about it...

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[sprucestairs]

perks of writing:

its fun

i can do literally whatever I want

cons of writing

i just forgot the word "passenger" and had to search for "cargo synonym referring to a person"

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[theehorsepusssy]

[yuniper]

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them