Competition
So a few months ago I pull up at whale daddy’s house. 2 hour drive to upstate NY. I get there looking amazing. Hair done, natural beat, waist on snatch, I’m ready to play. I know what to expect; we have the same routine most days. He’s thirsty and misses me. Of course he wants to undress me as soon as I get there. Like I said, I know the routine. He leads me to my room and we shower together in this huge Russian shower he had custom made. Okay great, hair and makeup are kinda fucked, since water sprays out of every fucking surface imaginable in there, but men aren’t paying attention and at this point he still thinks I look amazing.
Anyway, we get in bed, and this man starts chatting to me about how in the month and a half that we haven’t seen each other, he’s gone to Europe and bought out every fucking seat on the London Eye so he can fuck some girl he’s met on SA. You guys know me, I’m cute as hell and confident. My facial expression stays flirty and says “idc who you’ve been fucking, you’re here with me now and paying for it :) ” He sees all of this, but this isn’t the point of the story. This man proceeds to tell me that she did something different to him. She ate his ass 500 feet in the air on this damn ferris wheel.
I’m still giving the “great congratulations, can we get on with fucking” face because I honestly do not care about anything he’s doing if it’s not giving me coins. We’re both naked on the bed ready to fuck at this point. He then proceeds to flip over, and TELL me to eat his ass lmmmmffffaaaaaoooo!!!
MEEEE??? Eat your 60 year old asshole???? GTFOH. I flipped his ass right back over and was like “umm no I’m not really comfortable with that.” He then proceeds to tell me it’s fine and that we won’t do anything I’m uncomfortable with. Then he says, “I’ve never fucked your ass before let’s do that.” At this point this man is really trying me because in the year we’ve known each other we have never done either of those things. I do not do anal hunty, and I’m sure he knows this. He was definitely trying me for no fucking reason.
So we fucked like usual, he apple pays me my allowance, and we enjoy the rest of our time together as usual. I hit him up next month, (as we do monthly meetings) and this man proceeds to tell me he’s “COMMITTED” for the holiday months, and that he’ll see me in February. This man better go tf head and stop playing with me.
So at this point, February is around the corner. What do you guys think I should do? Am I eating ass next visit?! I really am not trying to do that at all. But we have been dating for a year, he’s taken me on luxury trips and really helped me out financially. I want to keep him interested, as he’s my only whale daddy at the moment. WWJD!!?
xoxo,
Spoonfull
