#sean lock

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Sean Lock (22 April 1963 – 16 August 2021) 🤍

[aceofturtles]

Oh, James.

[michaelfirman]

[transfemmbeatrice]

alan davies tells the story of his matador costume at the 1998 british comedy awards

[drmultivers]

Other random quotes found in my notes app, that I heard somewhere..(mainly British comedy cause that's my hyperfixation at the moment)

"I've got things in control and I'm not weird about them !"

"his name is "Colin" and her name is "Nisation""

"he made me look stupid, but, cunningly, I already looked stupid"

"similarly, you can treat COVID with high explosives, it's very very effective, but the problem with high explosives is it does a tremendous number on the humans as well"

"if you ever try to get the eye out of a fish and it blinks, it may be a lion"

" in a sense, all words are made up aren't they?"

"What sort of tree was it ?“. "It was a big one". "No no, trees have names, don't they ". " Oh! Brian the big tree."

"When I became KING of this police station ..."

"Hey don't let the constant mental breakdown wear you down ! "

" I still have laurels stuck in my butt from sitting on them for too long"

"maybe once before I've been the problem"

"Ah yes , laughter... The coward response to oblivion."

"I do hear voices. But I ignore them and just carry on killing."

" I have the keen owl sight of a bear.. Think about it.."

You win my admiration if you know all of these quotes and who said what when...

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

a collection of the best things to ever happen on british tv

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Sean terrorising Lee with a puppet yay <3

[blink-echo]

Brennan talking about the delicious Galapagos tortoises is likely from this episode of QI.

“They were edible?”

“They were so edible”

If you are not familiar, please enjoy: