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Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 1, Poll 126

Which grown man is more adoptable?

Sayid Jarrah - Lost

Ed Gamble - Comedian

Voting ended onJun 1

aceofturtles

ED GAMBLE PROPAGANDA!!!

Ed Gamble is a 40yr old British comedian, known for Task Master UK series 9, The Off Menu Podcast with James Acaster, Mock the Week, Radio X with Matthew Crosby, and of course, his own standup.

He is notable for his love of cheese (and most food), as well as being adopted by two completely different grown men, as an adult in his 20s.

First Ian Boldsworth (Formerly Ray Peacock)

And then Greg Davies (of Task Master UK Fame)\

He is also, absolutely fucking adorable.

We have...

Good Boy Ed

Cheeky Ed

Sad wet Ed

Messy Boy Ed

Cat Dad Ed!! (His cat's name is Pig.)

Silly Ed

Early tv appearance Ed

Mischievous Ed

Adorable Ed

Sleepy Boy Ed

Baby Boy Ed (early 20s)

Thank you for listening to my Ed Gamble propaganda. <3

#ed gamble

byjove

Every Pride Month I’m once again struck by the ridiculousness of the “marriage is between a man and a woman, as (the Christian) God intended” and similar ‘marriage is a (somehow a solely) Christian institution’ rhetoric. Your God did not invent marriage. Your God was late to the scene on the whole marriage thing. It existed long before the Old Testament, even. Which is not to say that marriage as a Christian rite (which was a later historical construct) is not valid, I believe everyone has a right to practice their religious beliefs surrounding marriage but, again, most religions and societies have some concept of marriage and your idea of Christian marriage entered the game way later than some of these.

The concept of marriage in American society is a legal construct, not a religious one.

(Also, side note, Christian marriage being between “one man and one woman” is controversial even in Christian theological debate because polygyny is never definitively condemned in the text. They only decided on the one man and one woman thing in 673 and not everyone agreed.)

joeyridersvoid

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

krasnoarmeyets

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

bobdylanyaoi

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

bobdylanyaoi

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

#hell yeah

bobdylanyaoi

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

bobdylanyaoi

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

catchymemes

liberalsarecool

Centrism and incrementalism are done.

ozempicofficial

lycanshelby

Starting a collection

Look what I got!!! {:

#james acaster #James acaster's classic scrapes #my posts #I'm so happy #Gonna have so much fun reading through this #<3<3<3

cipheramnesia

Well and truly absurd humans are space orcs proposal - human and earth life in general are some of the only beings in the universe that can't perceive math. Every other race doesn't have math or numbers because that would be like if we had to invent an unbelievable complicated system to describe the state of experiencing visible light or sound. Everyone everywhere except humans has got a "math organ" and numbers are tangible physical things that can be measured, except measurements are completely foreign to everyone because those are described by numbers which are simply a sense we lack and had to create for ourselves.

Every other race thinks of us as similar to highly intelligent, blind cave salamanders who have learned to develop a horrific party trick where they turn the sense of sight into a nuclear bomb.

#I love it

cipheramnesia

Well and truly absurd humans are space orcs proposal - human and earth life in general are some of the only beings in the universe that can't perceive math. Every other race doesn't have math or numbers because that would be like if we had to invent an unbelievable complicated system to describe the state of experiencing visible light or sound. Everyone everywhere except humans has got a "math organ" and numbers are tangible physical things that can be measured, except measurements are completely foreign to everyone because those are described by numbers which are simply a sense we lack and had to create for ourselves.

Every other race thinks of us as similar to highly intelligent, blind cave salamanders who have learned to develop a horrific party trick where they turn the sense of sight into a nuclear bomb.