hey so what did you think of that off-da-hook fight scene with Viola and Andrew, it was like so totes legit you know? also you should write some betrayed antontio fic with some sebant because wow feels poor tony bb ;-;
Dude they didn't actually fight any you know, but yeah that part was biznasty legit straight up in these parts yo.
After being arrested by Orsino's officers and having his beloved friend, who he was also crushing on, so cruelly betray him, Antonio was very sad and junk as the guards were all up and taking him to like jail or something radically uncool like that.
'Dude I am so sad and betrayed' Antonio thought sadly.
'I was like so in love with that dude after I rescued him from drowning, and then we had all these mad bro adventures and came to this rad city together. I am so sad and lovelorn and stuff yo.'
Antonio began to sniffle slightly (because he was very sad) before one of the officers asked if he needed like a tissue or something. Like, do you need to talk man I know we're arresting you but you sounded like you were having some downright legit issues on the happen back there with that boyish dude you tried to get money from. Just, like, we're here for you man, just remember that alright.
Antonio, in all his distinctly unradical misery and emotional distress and even given that the officers were technically like his enemy or something like that, was nevertheless touched by the offer.
"Actually yeah can I tell you about what's been going on with me lately? See there is this dude who I rescued from drowning, and he is like woah hot and I'm all into that and I think he is too, but then like when we got to the city (it's a nice place by the way, the Elephant has awesome beer and apparently there are some nice sights and stuff too, do you guys get many tourists or stuff?). Anyway when we got to the city me and my brocrush split up and I gave him my money in case he needed it, but then I got arrested and when I saw him," here Antonio stopped to look off into the distance mournfully, starting to tear up again, "he didn't even act like he knew who I was and wouldn't give me my money or help me out any, and like that just hurt man. Even without my rad romantic feels for this dude, we are like friends man, and friends don't let friends get dragged off without at least acting like they're still totes bffs. You know?"
The guards nodded, they totally knew. Still bodily dragging Antonio through the streets, one of them offered him another tissue while the other looked appropriately sad at this dude's very un-biznasty upset. They were also walking into the sunset because cool dudes don't get blinded looking into the sick fires of the setting sun
The end yo.