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Secret Peter: Alright noel did you get my package?
Noel: Yeah, Just eating them now they're good actually.
Secret Peter: They're called secret pieces, they're good aint they?
Noel:Remarkable, what are they made from?
Secret Peter:That's my own shit.
Noel: Oh Peter!
Secret Peter: No, I mean that's my multi-colored rabbit droppings. Like I go into a chamber and ah I eat like lots of vitamins and pieces of rainbow. I make rainbow kababs and they spin round and I slice bits of rainbow off and put it in my pita bread and then I munch it til like I'm big and fat and ready and then I just pump them out through my blue shorts straight into the package. I can do like seven packets a week.
Noel: Actually they're very morish.
Secret Peter: That'd be the nicotine. When I first made them they looked like hundreds and thousands but more swollen so I called them tens and twenties. And I was going to use them as cake decorations but like I thought i'd phone up mr kipperbang, you know the cake doctor and he said "go fuck yourself" but you know I think they go better with milk anyway.
Secret Pieces again...
They're good, ain't they? That's me own s**t!
Fantastic prop replica, Georgia Ketels!
(PS- I don't know why Tumblr didn't like this post at first, but I got it to work by re-uploading the photo.)
Look at him go!
This gif's got brain damage...
I FUCKING LOVE SECRET PETER.
