NOAQ

Australian crippled by false guilt

[evanmcohen]

Comics I’ve made this month for Its Nice That.

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[frostbytemyrik]

you just woke up

[bibliophilea]

take a nap

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[senseitive]

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

[annie-cu]

Audio Mistake

[fuckyeahcommunity]

I will always reblog this

[phantomrose96]

[copperbadge]

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

[avery-skontwn]

in another thread, this user writes: my name is Dog, and wen its tea, i hope they giv sum foode to me - i hope they shair befor its gon - they never do. i dont get non. :( and then replies to their own comment: my name is Cow, and this is tru - my caynine frend, its up to yu. so just be brayve and smart insted - and be like me. i lik the bred.

[boredpanda]

Modern Women Wearing Traditional Slavic Clothing Celebrate The Unique Beauty Of Slavic Folklore

[astudyintransience]

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab

[noaq]

Instead of a star on top of our tree we have a John Cena action figure.

[allthingslinguistic]

[indulging-luxury]

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[badgalhira]

lol im the customer

[theforce]

Okay let me know if you have any questions !

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[blackbeauties]

ibellapeschardt

[misscatholmes]

There’s a fucking space livestream. Guys, maybe the 21st century isn’t so bad. 

[butterynutjob]

I read this as a “fucking space invasion” and watched the video for several minutes looking for the spaceships before I thought to recheck the caption

[tamper]

[princessebride]