Sedation.
It was my first time to be sedated today. My wisdom teeth were removed. I felt like I couldn't breath when I woke up. It has been so cold lately, so my nose was congested. I had to breath through my mouth, but it was so dry that breathing made it worse. My face from below the nose down was numb. I thought at first that part of my face didn't exist for a second, and I proceeded to FLIP THE FUCK OUT. I can't explain how scary it was for me. So they sedated me again. I woke up. I went home.
NEVER AGAIN.
I remember everything. My dad did not remember anything from when he woke up to when he thew himself on the couch. He was funny. He babbled about wanting a hamburger. He would role down the window and yell "HAMBURGER!" It was fantastic. Why did he have such a good experience? It doesn't make any sense to me.