Dear MAGA
I regret to formally announce that your movement was all a lie. It’s unfortunate but you were conned by Americas most notorious conman. This man is a prolific fraudster, so much so his business was convicted of fraud and now has a court appointed recorder ensuring that there’s no more criminal activity taking place. As for him personally. He also was adjudicated to have committed 34 counts of business fraud in the intent of hiding an affair he engaged in with a porn star from the electorate with intent to interfere with the 2016 election results.
Thus it is with a heavy heart that all your cosplay patriotism was also a lie. Q. The, where we go one we go all, theory. Well, it turns out to have been a few tech bros having a live action role playing game. It’s sad to say but. It was just a prank. No child sex ring in a pizza shop, no storm coming. Just a ruse.
You remember that time, when Trump summoned you to the capital? He had said for months that the election was stolen, rigged. That there was irregularities. Yet, for all the lawsuits and all the recounts, not a shred of evidence. Then! Your suspicions came to fruition! An email had been sent to Fox News with stunning revelations. For in this email it was proposed that the count was skewed by Dominion Voting Machines. Those damn liberals, you thought, we have them now. Fox News took the story and ran like Barry Sanders with it. It is my humble duty to tell you that also held no merit. As one would have it, a nice, but eccentric lady had sent the email to Fox. What the propaganda network didn’t tell you is that, in the contents of said letter this cooky lady revealed her sources for the story. She heard it in the wind. Because, her words, she’s a ghost, who talks to other ghost. Not necessarily the bombshell report you all thought. Fox News never even reached out to the ghost lady, didn’t fact check anything, there was nothing backing these allegations. Yet they have damaged American democracy in a way that if it ever really heals, it going to take a long while.
All that anger. All that malcontent. All for not. Trump and the right wing media apparatus played you for fools. You engaged in the worst act of sedition since the Civil War. Over a lie.
It breaks my heart to have to relay this message to you. As stated above, it will take time for things to heal. We do miss you and wish you well on your road to recovery.
Sincerely
Your Fellow American Citizens

















