#seems straightforward

[pointless-letters]

Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma Thompson in it and order them to stand down.

[boilyerheid]

haha ok, now I wanna see your take on Unexpected Virgin and Airport / Travel AU for joplittle :D

Edward Little is very scared of flying. He's very scared of most things, in fact, but his sister-in-law has had the baby early and he's been told - in the strongest terms - that he'd better get home to meet his nephew sharpish. So he's in the airport waiting for his flight and is mostly/totally/almost entirely convinced that he's going to fucking die in a plane crash within the next two hours.

So, with the wild freedom that sometimes comes from extreme anxiety, he decides that he's not going to die a virgin and starts awkwardly hitting on the handsome flight attendant sitting near him and also waiting for the delayed gate to open. Jopson gets a lot of offers at work - he's hot, he knows he's hot, and he's not averse to a bit of casual cruising at altitude - so he figures he might as well waste the time before the gate opens with this handsome, nervy posh boy.

It becomes immediately apparent that Edward hasn't so much as kissed a bloke before. Still, Tom can think of just the thing to settle his pre-flight nerves.