#selection memes

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Maxon: “the epitome of all things good”

America: every intrusive thought come to life

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Rebels rollin up to the palace at the end of The One be like

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What Maxon actually meant during that scene in The One:

King Clarkson: If she’s dumb enough to want that, then good riddance. She was supposed to give me an answer about those announcements anyway, and if she’s not willing, then she can stay home.

Maxon: She said she would (read: would not). She told (read: didn’t tell me sh*t) me earlier tonight.

King Clarkson: About time. As soon as she returns, we’ll get her in the studio. i want this done by the New Year.

Maxon: I want to go with her.

King Clarkson: Like h*ll you will!

Maxon: We’re down to four (read: THE ONE), Father. That girl might (read: will) be my wife (read: my one and only). Am I supposed to send her alone (read: I will marry her and love her till death do us part. I don’t care what you say.)?

King Clarkson: Yes! If she dies, it’s one thing. If you die, it’s a whole other issue. You’re staying here!

Maxon: I am not a commodity (read: You ass.)! And neither are they (read: is she)! I wish for once you would look at me and see a person (read: your ACTUAL son).

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America when she’s mad at Ahren:

America: Ya done messed up A-A-Ron!

Ahren: *sweating* Where are all the extra letters coming from? I don’t even have some of those in my name. Mom, what did I-

America: Insubordination! That’s Strike 2!

Ahren: *opens mouth*

America: *throws unfinished strawberry tart* Get out of here and go to Gav-real Fat-day-ugh’s office!

Ahren: You mean Gavril Fadaye?

America: *taking off her heel* 

Ahren: *runs*

America: *starts crying and picking up her strawberry tart* Oh my precious thing, what did I do to you? I’m so sorry!

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Wtf I can’t believe my Selection memes from like three months ago STILL get likes and rbs???

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America Singer ships drarry