#self dash comm

[duskbornbitchqueen]

Continuously reminded never to tell you fuckers funny little stories about my home life 😒

[fiftysecondwardedward]

“What…. What do you mean my horse is a horse girl? What even is an UmaMusume?”

[queeniethevampire]

“I need more friends who ask me to be on bad behavior. I am a terrible influence and I should live it.” She said with a content grin.

[modernspellsword]

"Orphan jokes? Really?" Annalise asked.

"What? We can't joke about your lack of parents?" Sophie asked.

"I have parents?"

"You do?"

"I have your mom on speed dial." Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

[queeniethevampire]

“See I drank blood from plague victims. And more plague victims, and more plague victims. And…. More plague victims. And more plague victims. Look, disease is a vampires best friend, war is in second place.”

[queeniethevampire]

((I wanted Queenie in England/the UK for the 20’s and 30’s in her parent timeline for when she would restore magic to the world. Maybe a chocolatier for a bit would be a nice change of pace.

Maybe. IDK.))

[queeniethevampire]

“I should have only let the poll run for a weekend. Hmm.

Ah well, travel further only if you’ve interacted with my 4truths one lie post. I can’t stop you, but it ruins the fun.”

“I had a cowboy phase. About 1830 to 1880. I was with some voodoo experiment vampire kid with a lot of anger issues. It ended poorly.”

“So, as far as knowing my age. 1: vampires lose their mortal memory between the rough ranges of 50-150 after they turned. Their vampiric memory also is scrambled up until you lose all your mortal memories. So up to my first two centuries of ‘living’ are fucked since I could have lived to 50 due to magical bullshit. Though I’d estimate late teens early 20’s. Then it’s roughly like 70-170 give or take years of 95% amnesia.

That doesn’t preclude time being a wobbly lil bitch. I remember that and I’ve lived through merging timelines, time being forty different dates at once. I’ve lived centuries that just don’t exist now. I generally don’t count them as they’re the foggiest of memories. There’s a reason I used the oath blade and Excalibur to limit the flow of magic.

I *never* directly killed a god. There’s claims for kill assists, and I maybe helped starve a few to death, but I’ve never personally killed a god. Yet, I’m working on it. Sealing the flow of magic starved and weakened gods. I fought a bunch, killed a ton of their champions and or avatars, but killing the gods themselves? Never happened. This is the lie. Shame on you for assuming I just killed god and not that time was a bunch of bullshit for my earlier years.

Which means yes, while I would hesitate to call us ‘friends’ me n’ Dracula get along well enough. If one of us is passing through we don’t send agents after the other to try and kill each other. We also don’t send people to help the other. But being on a ‘no assassins’ relation puts me above Dracula and moon knight(core).

That ‘Dracula owes me 20’ is a meme from moon knight core posting. You know that right?”

[edwardbellows]

“One disadvantage of having an elected ruler is it’s a challenge to enforce treaties once the people in charge change. Sirestyr has no relation to Oba, and while I’m Oba’s grandson, it doesn’t mean that I share her policies. Not to mention the decades of difference between her and I. A marriage…. A marriage for political convenience is a fools errand. I’d marry for love before that.”