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i watched all of stand by me, cock in hand, because i expected that an R rated 80s movie would just have to have tits in it. i remember being real anxious that they weren't going to find a way to work tits into the plot the farther down the tracks they got. then after awhile i just started watching the movie
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A girl wrote something flirty in my playbill once and left a phone number but I was too insecure to realize it was a phone number until I found it when cleaning my room out post-college. I just thought random numbers was some thing girls were into or something.
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One part of white privilege is knowing that you're poor because you don't work hard and have severe emotional problems
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We were staying at my friend's grandparents beach house and boozing up a storm. The festivities of the day included getting kicked out of a mini golf course because I was screaming obscenities and dinner with another kid's parents who asked if I was developmentally challenged. The kid explained that I just drank a lot and did too many drugs. They were unconcerned. As night falls we decide to go to a local dive bar to hear music and get with girls. There happens to be a group of attractive blonde girls there. My friend sees me grinding with the hottest one and thinks I'm doing well. The girl realizes I am dancing with her and runs away to her friends. I continue to dance and drink and occasionally sneak away to the bathroom to do lines off of the back of a toilet seat. At some point I strike up a conversation with another blonde and we hit it off. She wants me to go to another bar. My friends want to go to bed. I bet my main friend $10 that I will be fucking this girl in his grandparents' beach house before the night is over. We go to the next bar where I realize that I don't have a phone and I don't remember the address of the house. I panic and forget about the girl. I run around the bar begging strangers to drive me down the coast until I can find it. One old woman that resembles Willie Nelson on meth tells me that she will do it at closing time. I thank her repeatedly. The bar closes and I walk out to her truck where she tells me that she can't trust me unless she pats me down because I am a stranger but that I shouldn't be alarmed because she used to be a cop. I assume the position against the outside of the truck and she pats me down. She stops at my dick and goes "looks like you've got a weapon on you" and then pulls my dick out and jacks me off in the parking lot. People are still leaving the bar and walking by. Presumably the blonde girl is among them. She finishes off and drives me up the beach offering to take me to an empty island so we can split a case and I can fuck her. I decline. I recognize my friend's street and burst into his living room where every one is still up and watching the drive by truckers Austin concert DVD. He asks me where the blonde girl is and I reply that I just got jacked off by a cop. He looks at me silently for a moment and says "that's worth five dollars" and gives me the money
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i've had two random pua's come up to me (i guess i look like i need help?). the first was actually one of mystery's wingmen from that awful show. i was getting hammered with a buddy and dipping into a beer bottle, just talking about life and cracking jokes. this idiot comes up with a gaggle of average looking club girls and asks if we heard of the mystery method. i turn and go "yeah, mystery's that guy who teaches guys to lie to chicks" and my friend goes "did you see that kid doing that interesting thing outside?" and then i add "you might remember me from jamiroquai". the guy got real red-faced and said "you guys might do ok, but you should fucking take that dip out of your mouth before you talk to girls!". we just went back to having an awesome bro time.
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OKCUPID OFFICIAL THREAD
endoskeleton: getting drunk on okcupid ruined my life for half a year. i don't recommend it
Self Destructive Zone: unless you are drunk messaging people on okcupid that you interact with at work or something on a daily basis, i'm not sure how this is possible
endoskeleton: my heart is very fragile
Destroyevsky: so do you mean you fell into a pathetic routine of drunk okc messaging for half a year or that a drunk okc message inadvertently set off a life-ruining chain of events
endoskeleton: hit it off with a few people. fucked it up each subsequent time by getting drunk, which led to more drinking. there were two exceptions: one ended badly (for me, anyway) and the other came at a time when the rest of my life was just all fucked up. overall pretty pathetic and now i'm angry at the world
a buddy of mine with pstd went to see the depp alice in wonderland with his gf and had to be removed from the theatre because he attacked the screen because they weren't going to sing a very merry unbirthday to you
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man i really wish they made more facesitting porn vids that focused on the romance instead of suffocating
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