SO IN THE LAST TWELVE HOURS OF BEING A NORMAL TROLL I:
STEPPED ON MY OWN TAIL, TWICE.
GOT MY RAPTOR CLAWS STUCK IN MY PJ PANTS, IN MY OWN BEDDING, SNAGGED ON CARPET.
TRIPPED OVER MY OWN FUCKING FEET LIKE A FUCKING DWEEB.
SCRATCHED MYSELF MORE TIMES THAN I CARE TO COUNT ( DREW BLOOD ONCE ).
SWATTED AT MY OWN TAILTUFT BECAUSE IT MOVED AND I HAVE FUCKING CAT-PAN AND NO ATTENTION SPAN.











