#self-quote

[dehex18]

The way to fix a broken toilet is not by setting the whole house on fire.

– Me

[creatordesigns1]

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[macrolit]

Ugh. I missed the 22 second window of my coffee being the perfect temperature.

Macro Literature

[talvin-muircastle]

If you want them to like you, make them laugh.  If you want them to remember you, make them cry.  If you want them to hate you, make them *think*!

Talvin Muircastle

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Humans are problem-solvers. We feel the most comfortable when we have a problem to solve: a job to do, or a hobby to engage in, or information to mull over. Having no problem worth solving...  It's good to remember that life doesn't have to be problems all the time.

Me on Twitter Yesterday

[vasilinaorlova]

muse, come to me and imprint fleetingly your quick robotic kiss on my marble-pale forehead; I want to fold into a deep thought absent-mindedly wiping away a somewhat-annoying stain of your red lipstick

[lifeinmonochrome]

Every time I think I'm catching up to your brilliance I remember I'll always be an hour behind.

Him