#selfish losers

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I hate when I sleep wrong and I wind up with a stiff, painful neck for two days! What the hell? It even hurts to rub it :( I hate people who just can't help themselves from making some catty remark that is totally unnecessary. I hate when people are so incredibly negative like that..just keep that crap to yourself, ok? I hate that I'm so weighed down with family obligations that I can't pursue anything I'm interested in. I hate assholes who cut you off and then flip you off and then dog you on the road making it totally unsafe. What the hell? Kill us all why doncha? I hate people who buy big, new, shiny gas guzzlers and park so they take up two spaces so no one nicks their paint. YOU SUCK! Could you be any more of a pig? I HATE Escalades, Navigators, Hummers etc WTF are you Snoop Dogg in there? What's that 200 bucks a tank? Yeah, you're so cool. Douches. I hate neat freaks who feel the need to bust my chops cause I'm unorganized. It's MY HOUSE! It's not a mess it just isn't some minimalist fantasy okay? I hate men who like me but want me to change. Fuck you. I hate smug collegiate bastards that think that if you don't have an ivy league degree that you're a moron and that you aren't aware of their little superiority trip. Yes, YOU! Stop looking down your nose at people who can read you like a book. Dumbasses. I hate scam artists that target the elderly. How do you sleep at night you sick bastards? Steal from a big corporation who regularly screws people, not some poor old senile person who worked their whole lives for the few things they have. I hate I hate Nazi non smokers. You got smoking banned pretty much everywhere so leave me alone if I wanna have a smoke. I'm fucking OUTSIDE! Damn! Whew..

[hatebook]

I hate people who "hate children" I mean..I understand not wanting any..fine, do the world a favor and don't breed but PLEASE stop acting like YOU and your snotty friends are the only people who exist on the damn planet and that only YOU had the right to behave like a little kid when you were younger. Kids are kids, you used to be one too remember??? I don't think people should bring children to some places like movies or nice restaurants or whatever but bitch, if you're eating at Applebees and my kid is a little excited and makes noise donchoo gimme no dirty look! You're not HOME you're at a "family" restaurant. Oh and guess what? People with kids need to shop for food, get gas and go to the bank just like you and no, I'm not leaving my kid in the car so YOU don't hafta deal with a child the room. Damn,get over yourself. I can't stand screaming, ill mannered brats any more than the next person but not all kids are monsters! Selfish prats. I'll bet YOU were the kid knocking over the candy display and shrieking your head off cause you're just as selfish NOW as you were THEN! AND as soon as you have a child (and half you "child-free" types with marry and procreate, don't you front!) suddenly the world's gonna be all about your kid and you'll deny ever having "hated children"..assholes!!!!! I hope your kids all have hyperactivity disorders!!!