Apr 13
Megan: "I taught them so well!"
David, facing Megan: "I listen when you talk!" *turning back to the camera, but finishing facing Megan again* "I listen when you talk!"
Megan: "I'm so proud!" *pauses* "This was a test!"
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Megan: "I taught them so well!"
David, facing Megan: "I listen when you talk!" *turning back to the camera, but finishing facing Megan again* "I listen when you talk!"
Megan: "I'm so proud!" *pauses* "This was a test!"
Should I be writing my BA thesis? absolutley
Will I instead (finally) do the Minmaxed s1ep04 rewatch highlights list? Yup
Lord Gray with an "A" so he's American, It's probably not gonna come up again but who knows
"I have so many metal projectiles" ~Tater at Ben followed by David offering to give him his dagger
"Check yo thang!"
"I don't have many human friends" "It takes time to deconstruct some things"
Bensai in a vibrant kobold fursuit derailing the campaign for a good chunk of time
"We're a little broke but that's ok, we don't judge people for that"
Sexual innuendo counter: 1 (12:22)
David fails to not look intimidating
Poor Tater playing the guard who was just doing his job but got accused of being racist and let Bensai slip through the city gates
"Low rolls are funny rolls" with the highest rolls being 6 (accounting for all the modifiers)
"Are you all... criminals?" "Not to my knowledge" *get's a 22 on persuasion*
The airport queue treatment and them immediately deciding to not go through there
"EARTH MOTHER! EARTH MOTHER! EARTH MOTHER!"
Sexual innuendo counter: 2 (40:05)
Jacques doing a plug in ad and David joining the bit
"He's a lil damp"
Bloom trying to stop Clark from going for the sword and rolling a Nat 1
Detect sword joke is making its way back
Clark be Clarkin' it
Jacques becoming the Clark toddler-wrangler
"As you look at this sword and vibecheck its aura"
Tater nailing his sword knowledge proceeded by immediately adding too much pizzaz to the sword and ruining it (as deduced by David and Clark's reactions)
Clark roling a 16 on a skillcheck he doesn't have (the sword gave him some aura ig) BUT David got a dirty 20 so he beat him anyway
David killing yet another roll
Sexual innuendo count: 3 (59:02)
"For the sake of nipping some tomfoolery in the bud..."
Sexual innuendo counter: 4 (1:02:56)
"He's sensing something" "He's sensai-ing something"
"Pull the lever [Kronk]"
The Bloom-Jacques bromance centered on being the one to deal with people, as in the 'Do you want to take this, or should I' situations they keep on being in. I really love their dynamic
Linkin Park Voice: "I tried so hard"
Hour Bardic inspiration? OUR BARDIC INSPIRATION?! - don't worry Tater, your puns will improve with time and you'll be the Pun master for the ages
Min Maxed Episode 7
Going to a faire while Megan potentially dies from poison
Sending commoners into the bone zone
Bicock
Subjecting Bloom to elf racism (again)
Heroic inspiration on a dollar store bow
Bloom snapping said bow
"I'm only the problem for you"
Fried blank with bacon in it
Clark breaking Hammer at strength game
Clark breaking the strength game
Bensai catching taking the magnet Clack broke off the strength game, for innocent purposes
Bensai nerding out over breaking ice
Clark being inspirational
David tripping the doom sayer
Kim possible ringtone for Megan's patron
Patron wanting a turkey leg
"We're splitting the party 🎉"
Bloom being a backup dancer for Jacques
"I harvested some gold" - Jacques
Slight of tounge
Shoe shopping at grobo's magical boots
"I have section molded to David's feet" "where did you get my sweat?" "I sourced it." "CLARK"
"Pre-sweat"
"This fae as hell"
Jacques trying to get influencer discount on Gorbo's boots
Min-Maxed Episode 6: Now with 50% more musicals!
Yaps under KEEP READING!
MinMaxed S1 is officially over and I loved every moment! Ngl Gorbo was my favorite little guy and I need to draw him LOL. I have a few ideas of things to draw, granted there’s a chance I won’t get to it, but nevertheless I had so much fun watching them!
I have so much excitement for S2 and I can’t wait to see how it may unfold, best of luck to the MinMaxed group and fingers crossed none of you die off LOL.
Sellsword David as a my little pony
Matteo, who is the sweetest baby boy….. ANSWER YOUR MESSAGES
The smile on David's face when he tells Megan, "you're scary."