#squatch talks

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My Minmaxed review:

It's so fucking good. Clark be clarking it, David and Megan being so done with Clark, Jaucqe being chaotic in his bardic ways, Bensai being innocent, and Bloom just wanting to not get involved. I'm so hyped and can't wait to see the pain they put Tater through.

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Nelf or Nothing

(blog banner/above art by @mantidjackgaming)

@mantidjackgaming and I run an Alliance guild on SilverHand called Nelf or Nothing (it is not Night Elf exclusive, we just thought the name was funny, as we both main Night Elves.) We are trying to build a fun and welcoming LGBTQ+ friendly guild, open to any experience level and any level of player from casual to more structured. We would ultimately like to create a guild to do raids, dungeons, and just generally hangout and play. If this sounds like the guild for you shoot me a DM here so we can chat and exchange battleTags.

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Min Maxed ep 3

Favorite parts of episode 3 of Minmaxed:

Bloom being strip club expert

David putting his hand over Clark's mouth to shut him up (multiple times)

Clark rolling to be a definite himbo

Bensai being so optimistic

"hilt out of the sack"

"pole facility"

flowstate the the npc

Rolling almost every d20 for Megan to arcane check the poison

Tater having to stand to demonstrate where Megan's poison spreading

David stealing Bensai's wanted poster

Bensai attempting to be spiderman by climbing walls

David hair whipping Clark

Clark clarking it so much

Referring to Megan's patron as Shadow Daddy

Megan sassing her patron

Capelet 👎🏻 Cloaklet👍🏻

"I have eyes everywhere" "that seems like a strange medical condition"

EDIT: I did not mean to post this when I did, I've only watched like the first 15 minutes of the episode, I'll edit this again after I finish the episode later

EDIT 2: I finally finished the episode. Gosh I love these dorks. Anyways every thing under "pole facility" is new.

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Min-maxed ep 2

Just some of my favorite things that happened in these week's episode.

Clark & David "I have the power of God and Anime on my side" cutting open a roof

Bensai forgetting he can pull his meteor hammer harness to free him self from an ogre

Bensai doing monk shit to escape out a window and accidentally shattering it

Bloom riding (flying) his magical pole

Clark giving Jacques uppies to escape

Tater regretting his life choices again.

Besei fucking up saying Bensai

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Min Maxed Episode 7

Going to a faire while Megan potentially dies from poison

Sending commoners into the bone zone

Bicock

Subjecting Bloom to elf racism (again)

Heroic inspiration on a dollar store bow

Bloom snapping said bow

"I'm only the problem for you"

Fried blank with bacon in it

Clark breaking Hammer at strength game

Clark breaking the strength game

Bensai catching taking the magnet Clack broke off the strength game, for innocent purposes

Bensai nerding out over breaking ice

Clark being inspirational

David tripping the doom sayer

Kim possible ringtone for Megan's patron

Patron wanting a turkey leg

"We're splitting the party 🎉"

Bloom being a backup dancer for Jacques

"I harvested some gold" - Jacques

Slight of tounge

Shoe shopping at grobo's magical boots

"I have section molded to David's feet" "where did you get my sweat?" "I sourced it." "CLARK"

"Pre-sweat"

"This fae as hell"

Jacques trying to get influencer discount on Gorbo's boots

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Min-maxed Episode 5

We are back with another addition of Squatch's favorite Min-maxed moments.

Tater regretting life choices before the episode even started

Criting the tour guide in bone town

Nat 1 clark wisdom saving throw

Your mom was made of moans= disassemble skeleton

Giant anime sword reappeared

"Is he aware he's dead?"

"You got bare feet on"

Bensai taking 29 points of bludgeoning damage

David pegging the alchemist skeleton

"As the knife is coming"😏

2 disassembled by your mom jokes

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Min Maxed episode 6

Hawktua girl talk

Clark simping

"look at the platform boobs"

Tatter giving everyone magic items that will just make his life harder

"our swords"

Propeller hat for Clark

David grilling Tater on the details of a sword

Jacques commanding hot assassin for her sowrd

Jacques making length jokes at David

Bensai making threats

Double Megan

Clark almost tricking Tater to thinking a 21 doesn't beat his armer class

David stealing shit and slipping it in Clark's sack

"can you reset a cross bow with your toesie wosies"

Bensai and Bloom snacking while everyone else talks, offering popcorn to god

Clark giving assassin a healing potion instead of Megan

Jacques rolling 7 d20's for a charisma check

Bensai trying to get assassin's boots for Bloom

Bloom talking to rats

Megan talking to Daggy her patron through her dagger

Jacques translating a rat speech for clark

Rat being a new yorker

Megan's crazy, Clark is clark, David un determined, Bloom being labeled the most responsible member of the party

"it talks to me" Megan about her dagger

"every where we go is weird, and I'm starting to think it's not the places" - Bloom

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Hey Pham members

Can anyone tell me what the me community post says about the membership card? They have the post locked to paid but that makes so people who used to have that tier can't see the full update. Any help is appreciated.

(note: I used to have Pham tier before the cut off so the update is relevant to me)